@ God's work-
BEWARE! God is REAL!
Spoiler alert:
He's not.
One day, you will all die?
Is that a question? Yes, of course we'll all die one day.
What will you do then when you are dead and have to meet God?
Shake his hand or kick him in the nuts depending on what kind of god he is. If it's the fundie god I'll do the latter.
If I am wrong, I can die knowing that I've live a good life
Don't make me laugh. Aside from wasting all of that time and money at church, fundies are the least likely to live good lives. Look at any study of jail population proportions, look at any study of divorce rate, look at any study of teen pregnancy rates, look at all of the televangelist scandals, look at history at the Inquisition at the Crusades at the censorship of differing ideas. Christianity does not automatically make you live a good life. In fact, it's likely to make you live a life of guilt for just being human.
if you are wrong, you will be sent to the firey bowels of hell for ever!!
And any god that would do that is an immoral jackass. Why the hell would any being punish people for just being wrong?
Did you ever think about how your hurting society?
Yes, it's called empathy and it's what makes you feel bad about doing bad things and thus makes you not want to do those things ever again. Of course, some people's conscience is broken so they have to have an authority figure handing down absolutist commands for them to follow even if this authority is entirely fictional.
NOT ONLY WILL YOU GO TO HELL, BUT IF YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT YOUR DARWINISTIC EVILUTIONIST LIFESTYLE, THEY WILL GO TO!!
Well at least I'll get to be with my kids. I don't know how you fundies can enjoy heaven when more than likely you have family members that are going to hell according to the rules of Christianity. How can you enjoy yourself thinking that ANYONE has to go to such a place for the simple crime of being wrong?
We all die sometime
Yup.
and I am just here to make sure you repent your terrible sins and are able to get into HEAVEN!
Assuming you're not here just to troll, that is. And why does your god need his sheep to proselytize anyway? Is he so weak that he can't convince people and must resort to hearsay?
WITH OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND ALL THE ANGLES IN HEAVEN!!
Ooh, ooh, are the Loch Ness monster and Pikachu going to be there too? What about Captain America and Iron Man?
May the PEACE of GOD be with you all, for his peace is never ending.
Have you ever read the fucking Bible? Oh wait, you're a fundie so probably not. Anyway, god is NOT peaceful there and far from everlasting peace, that god can't wait for an excuse to kill people or order his people to do so. Hell, he even went through the trouble of hardening the pharaoh's heart so he could do all of the plagues including the one where he kills all of the first born who had nothing to do with the pharaoh's 'decision' (if you can call it a decision).