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I was going through a couple magazines down the local mosque the other day, I was really enjoying myself.............. then the rifle jammed

davidn87, twitter 79 Comments [3/27/2010 8:50:59 AM]
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PWEOTWEB

Too bad you didn't use it on yourself.

I wonder if this is reportable to the FBI.

3/27/2010 8:52:22 AM

Mr. Creazil


Well hello, sir! We'd just like to chat about that enjoyment you were having the other day...

3/27/2010 8:56:15 AM

Papabear

Yeah, because murdering people for their religious beliefs is a sign of high intelligence and laudable ethics.

3/27/2010 9:01:04 AM

GigaGuess

Yeah, show them what a REAL religion of peace is like.

3/27/2010 9:03:33 AM

solomongrundy

I was doing my John Woo impression down at the local Fundamentalist Southern Baptist Mother and Toddlers Group the other day, I was really enjoying myself...then one of the Uzis jammed. I had to do the rest of the job with the remaining one and a Mark XIX Desert Eagle. It took forever I can tell you.

See what I did there?

3/27/2010 9:08:12 AM

HazelHolly

DIAF.

Also, my cousin wants to comment: That's not very nice.

3/27/2010 9:09:30 AM

Kogan

It gets worse:

"Typical anti-British anti-White crap, get some dark faces in to promote taking away measures protecting us from religious fanatics!"

3/27/2010 9:13:59 AM

thelivingguano

A moderate talent for wordplay does not excuse being a fucking despicable redneck.

3/27/2010 9:16:17 AM

breakerslion

Another beta monkey with a typewriter! They're getting closer, but it still isn't in the Bible.

3/27/2010 9:30:27 AM

Berny

There's a reason I call people who "Tweet", twits.
Fucking asshole probably doesn't even realize that pulling a Baruch Goldstein makes him a terrorist.

3/27/2010 9:39:52 AM

Tyler

Because we all know "Thou shalt not kill" is really more of a suggestion.

3/27/2010 9:47:47 AM



I would suggest that, say, a crazed Buddhist or something should come to your church and start shooting the place up so you know what it's like to be on the wrong side of the gun in the hands of a violent religious fanatic, but then I'd be no better than you.

I hope someday you'll realize what an ass you've been.

3/27/2010 9:53:30 AM

feralboy12

Lying sack of shit.

3/27/2010 9:54:31 AM

Mudak

And if the Muslims fight back, you'd react how, exactly?

3/27/2010 10:04:05 AM

emau99

Hey, you're a really witty guy, David.

(And by witty, I mean childish.)

3/27/2010 10:36:31 AM

mad the swine

"Yeah, because murdering people for their religious beliefs is a sign of high intelligence and laudable ethics."

You only think you're being sarcastic, but David and his ilk actually believe this.

(As long as the 'religious beliefs' are on the list of evil religions, of course.)

3/27/2010 10:47:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I was going through a couple magazines down the local mosque the other day, I was really enjoying myself.............. then the rifle jammed"

davidn87, I've missed you really badly!



But only because I didn't have the laser sight on my Barrett M82A1.

>:D

3/27/2010 11:13:31 AM

aaa

Yet another para-military asshole that is best used as a mine clearing device.

3/27/2010 11:28:27 AM

Old Viking

Is him fwightened by the meanies?

3/27/2010 11:46:31 AM

anti-nonsense

Internet tough guy award.

3/27/2010 12:00:43 PM

Sisyphus

OMG that's hilarious! /What rapier wit you've got there Davidn87! /sarcasm

3/27/2010 12:13:23 PM

dionysus

..........and then the people at the Mosque took the opportunity to disarm me and hang me up by my nuts. Boy was that a real ball-buster!

3/27/2010 12:22:09 PM

campbunny

This is actually kind of funny, in a rape-joke sort of way.

3/27/2010 12:47:27 PM

John

That one's got cobwebs on it.

3/27/2010 12:50:49 PM

Elia

*crowd pelts david with all the rotten vegetables they can find while yelling "Boo!" "You SUCK!" "Go back to your day job!"*

3/27/2010 1:53:37 PM
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