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(On the passing of former Secretary of the Interior and environmentalist Stewart Udall)

I hope he enjoys his eternity in Hell. Let this be a lesson to democrats everywhere. Get right with Jesus or go to Hell. This man is, right now, screaming for God to save him. He is covered in flames and being sodomised by fire daemons over and over again and it will never stop. It will go on for an eternity.

Jayme, Yahoo! News 89 Comments [3/28/2010 9:54:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Marshall Garvey
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Wehpudicabok

Aw, what'd he do to you? Hug a tree?

Edit @Tazildanda:

Heh, it's become so common on here that I stopped noticing. Yeah, I bet there's an interesting subconscious behind this quote ;)

3/28/2010 9:56:22 PM

Tazildanda

Has anyone else noticed that every time a fundy talks about someone in hell, they are always getting ass raped?

3/28/2010 9:56:28 PM

Phisshy

Look it is only a matter of time before the huge in flow of human souls to Hell result in a rebellion against the demons then proceed to use all resources of Hell against that of Heaven.

BTW are there angels stationed in Hell as the "prison guards"?

3/28/2010 10:03:45 PM

oop

Passing judgment?

Guess where you're going, Jayme.

3/28/2010 10:08:15 PM

JonnyTruant

1) how do you know that he is in hell and not heaven? Do you claim to know the mind of god? Such blasphemy is a sure ticket to hell.

2) what is your hangup with buttsecks? Is this like some kind of secret fantasy of yours to have someone poke your rear?

3/28/2010 10:17:54 PM

Swede

Feel that Christian Love!

I hope you used a lot of lubricants....

As most Americans are Christians, and the democrats are Americans, I bet most democrats are Christians too.

3/28/2010 10:23:15 PM

Thejebusfire

Is this what you think about when you jack off?

3/28/2010 10:23:41 PM

X-Acto Dyke

Jesus is of the New Testament. Burning in hell for all eternity is of the Old Testament. Pick a Testament, any Testament, and stick to it. You don't get to pick and choose the bits you want.

New Testament God = love, peace, salvation
Old Testament God = fear, punishment, damnation

Seriously, have any fundies actually read the Bible?

3/28/2010 10:28:03 PM

FurryPurryKee

Please, guys, this is obviously a poe!

3/28/2010 10:28:31 PM

Colonel Boris

One imagines that well before an eternity is reached, one might even become used to a fiery bumming.
Even hell seems boring...

3/28/2010 10:31:45 PM

Giveitaday

I hope he enjoys his eternity in Hell

Isn't it curious how your "god" always hates the exact same people you do?

Let this be a lesson to democrats everywhere. Get right with Jesus or go to Hell.

And being a democrat has what to do with that? I failed to see the part of the bible that mention democrats, or republicans for that matter.

This man is, right now, screaming for God to save him

And you know this how? Pay-Per-View? Guided Tour? Lying for Jesus?

He is covered in flames and being sodomised by fire daemons over and over again and it will never stop.

I'll bet the bank that Jayme is also one of those peole complaining that "the gay lifestyle" is being "shoved down their throats", when all the while they fantasize about people being raped and sodomized by fire demons.

It will go on for an eternity.

Because your "god" is such a loving god, right?

3/28/2010 10:42:25 PM



@Phisshy
So basically "When there is no more room in hell the Dead will conquer Heaven?"

3/28/2010 10:45:27 PM

Sisyphus

But remember kids. Christians are the good guys and they love everyone.

3/28/2010 10:58:34 PM

Captain Klamydia

This may seem like a stupid question but what did he do to piss this guy off? I want to know. Seriously.

3/28/2010 11:05:28 PM

dionysus

I hope he enjoys his eternity in Hell.

Why? Because he liked the planet and didn't want to destroy it? Now, I'm no god but it seems to me that any god that would declare his work to be "good" and put us in charge of it would much prefer those that actually took care of it over those that recklessly trashed the place.

Let this be a lesson to democrats everywhere.

What lesson? To fuck up the planet your god allegedly created otherwise he's going to torture them (err, why?)?

Get right with Jesus or go to Hell.

So the way to get right with Jesus is to destroy his alleged creation? In that case your god has more than a few screws loose.

This man is, right now, screaming for God to save him.

Actually, right now him and Satan are having a chat about tranquilizing this god character and sending him to the nearest mental institution. I mean he's extremely bipolar, he's masochistic, he's sadistic, he's got multiple personalities, etc. This god is one sick puppy and he needs professional help.

He is covered in flames and being sodomised by fire daemons over and over again

Ooh, you like that thought don't you? Pretty kinky but hey, whatever floats your boat.

and it will never stop. It will go on for an eternity.

Methinks Christians don't understand what an eternity is, otherwise they wouldn't be so keen on either eternal hell or eternal heaven. Both would get monotonous, but at least hell has some conflict so it might stay interesting longer. And I've heard about the Christian heaven: supposedly all you do is pray and worship god for all of eternity. No thanks.

3/28/2010 11:06:40 PM

aaa

Yet another fuckwit who thinks that free market is the ultimate virtue and enviromentalism is a sin. Fuck you and may your children get radiation poisoning.

3/28/2010 11:09:03 PM

Fanatic-Templar

How is this a lesson to anyone? Is he going to come back to tell us about it?

3/28/2010 11:09:08 PM

The Jamo

You see, this is the problem right there. Your apparently "loving" god is, in effect, trying to terrorise us into submission under the threat of harm. How you reconcile that with the purported love is your problem. The rest of us just ignore it for the nonsense that it is.

3/28/2010 11:12:22 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Seriously, have any fundies actually read the Bible?"

They can read?

3/28/2010 11:14:25 PM

theguyontheleft

Ah the 11th commandment at work, "Thou shall not be a liberal"

3/28/2010 11:27:44 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Always about buttsex with you Christians.

3/28/2010 11:29:52 PM

Canadia

Sure is anal fixation in here.

Hey, Jayme, go sit on a dick and get it out of your system.

3/28/2010 11:38:48 PM

birdboy2000

Y'know, if Jesus wanted to teach us the whole "get right with him or go to hell" thing, I'm sure he could spare some actual evidence that this guy was in there.

3/28/2010 11:40:44 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

@Tazildanda

Has anyone else noticed that every time a fundy talks about someone in hell, they are always getting ass raped?

May be it's just because hell is a pain in the arse.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Tip your waitress, I'll be here all week.

3/29/2010 12:37:19 AM



I'm wondering how he'll manage to feel any of that given that all the systems of he's body have stopped functioning?

3/29/2010 12:53:26 AM
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