I hope he enjoys his eternity in Hell.
Why? Because he liked the planet and didn't want to destroy it? Now, I'm no god but it seems to me that any god that would declare his work to be "good" and put us in charge of it would much prefer those that actually took care of it over those that recklessly trashed the place.
Let this be a lesson to democrats everywhere.
What lesson? To fuck up the planet your god allegedly created otherwise he's going to torture them (err, why?)?
Get right with Jesus or go to Hell.
So the way to get right with Jesus is to destroy his alleged creation? In that case your god has more than a few screws loose.
This man is, right now, screaming for God to save him.
Actually, right now him and Satan are having a chat about tranquilizing this god character and sending him to the nearest mental institution. I mean he's extremely bipolar, he's masochistic, he's sadistic, he's got multiple personalities, etc. This god is one sick puppy and he needs professional help.
He is covered in flames and being sodomised by fire daemons over and over again
Ooh, you like that thought don't you? Pretty kinky but hey, whatever floats your boat.
and it will never stop. It will go on for an eternity.
Methinks Christians don't understand what an eternity is, otherwise they wouldn't be so keen on either eternal hell or eternal heaven. Both would get monotonous, but at least hell has some conflict so it might stay interesting longer. And I've heard about the Christian heaven: supposedly all you do is pray and worship god for all of eternity. No thanks.