I am so tired of all these sexual abominations destroying our society! Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard. Women are to be disciplined, so says the Bible. Like we Catholics always did during the good old days.. Especially in countries like Spain or Italy, or Croatia. Croatian women are really beautiful. They make me think of angels, that's damn hot!
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"Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard."
So do I, but only if she wants me to ;)
"I am so tired of all these sexual abominations destroying our society! Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard."
I find this extremely amusing.
Tell me, will you spank her before or after you whip her?
"Women are to be disciplined, so says the Bible."
Ah, so there will be spanking involved then.
"Like we Catholics always did during the good old days.."
You guys were really more into the burning and flaying alive thing rather than the whipping and spanking stuff.
"Especially in countries like Spain or Italy, or Croatia. Croatian women are really beautiful. They make me think of angels, that's damn hot!"
Well, that just comes out of nowhere now doesn't it?
A Catholic who wants a BDSM orgy with Croatian lesbians. Makes a change from the ones who want to abuse little kids eh?
I wonder how the Man of Truth feels the sexual abominations in the clergy should be dealt with.
Okay, first point, women who love women are lethal to society as we know it, but willing harm to someone whose behavior doesn't directly affect you at all is A-OK. Gotcha. Second, isn't Lust a deadly sin...?
So you want to assault lesbians? I'm thinking a hate crime is in this man's future.
Oh btw, Spain is completely okay with gay people. They have gay marriage legalized.
"Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard."
Well, there's something we can both agree on.
*FACEPALMS SO HARD MY NOSE DROPS OFF*
No.... just.... NO. Dear God let this one be a POE PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE. But judging by the perfect grammar its soooo hard to tell...
I think YOU need to be whipped hard to release some of these "sexual abominations" and fantasies you are having in your head.
Pot, meet kettle. Play nice now children. :D
Spanking for Jesus.
There are some odd people out there folks whether this guy is poe or not.
Christian Domestic Discipline
There are quite a few punishments in the Bible that are applicable to men, too, and trust me, you'd qualify, in several categories, to receive them.
It has been a while, but if memory serves, every single time the gender of an angel has been mentioned in the bible, they were male.
So, what were you saying again?
Just remember the safeword.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me? Interesting point of view there.
You may want to talk to some Republicans about a club they visit where lesbians whip each other. I sure if you are willing to pay more than $2,000 they may let you handle a whip. If not, there is always the Folsom Street Fair, check it out, you'll love it.
Dear Torquemada,
You are a sadistic pervert. I know that you cannot understand that wanting to whip people is a sexual perversion, but it is. There are many such things that you cannot understand. To assist in gaining understanding, I suggest that you check into the nearest asylum for the criminally insane and remain under treatment there until you have decided that you DON'T want to whip lesbians.
"I am so tired of all these sexual abominations destroying our society!"
I'm not. What does the fact they don't affect my way of life one iota say to you?
"Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard."
What makes you think they're not the ones who enjoy this sort of thing? And the fact you want to do so raises a few flags; you don't need to be Freud to figure you out, 'Man' of Truth.
"Croatian women are really beautiful. They make me think of angels, that's damn hot!"
'Angels'? 'Hot'?! Where's all that regard for spiritual (and thus physical) purity you lot bang on about? Abstinence until marriage, and all that jazz? Having lustful thoughts for Croatian women? You're just a horndog perv for Jesus aren't you? Destroy your own moral argument, much?
So, basically, you fixate on bizarre, violent,
The good old days, where people were burned at the stake for being different, science was rejected, disease was rampant, constant crusades, and medical science that killed people. What good days.
> Everytime [sic] I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard.image
Do ask for consent first, however.
What the blazes? I reckon it's a Poe.
"Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard." That says more of Man of (Un)Truth (with my apologies) than his talk about sexually perverted women. The emphasis is at the reader's discretion. And to think that he himself would dare admit being hot for lesbian women.
"They make me think of angels, that's damn hot!" No way in hell that could come from a fundamentalist (or at least a common, majority stereotype thereof), what with their withholding of sexual pleasure etc. Self serving bias much.
@#1141713: Thanks. You just made my day.
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