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I am so tired of all these sexual abominations destroying our society! Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard. Women are to be disciplined, so says the Bible. Like we Catholics always did during the good old days.. Especially in countries like Spain or Italy, or Croatia. Croatian women are really beautiful. They make me think of angels, that's damn hot!

Man of Truth, Christian forums 80 Comments [3/30/2010 3:49:21 AM]
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Thoth

thank god those hot croatian catholics do not believe in premarital sex.

3/30/2010 10:05:49 PM

macahi

It has been a while, but if memory serves, every single time the gender of an angel has been mentioned in the bible, they were male.

So, what were you saying again?

3/31/2010 1:41:46 AM

jack ralph

he's got a point tho. yugoslavian women are gorgeous.


3/31/2010 1:45:33 AM

IrishSoldierLaddie

Please don't call yourself a Catholic. I don't want to be associated with the likes of you.

3/31/2010 2:45:27 AM

Blasphemina

Y HALO THAR, MR. POE!!!

3/31/2010 3:26:50 AM

FSMpirate

Wha...

What? What the fuck is he going for?

3/31/2010 9:11:08 AM

Princess Rot

Somebody thinks we're objects for him to project onto.

3/31/2010 12:45:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

A Catholic talking about sexual abomination.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3/31/2010 12:50:22 PM

K

Just remember the safeword.


@negruvoda

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me? Interesting point of view there.


That is the best thing ever written, I am stealing it.

3/31/2010 1:13:47 PM

pretty puppy

You may want to talk to some Republicans about a club they visit where lesbians whip each other. I sure if you are willing to pay more than $2,000 they may let you handle a whip. If not, there is always the Folsom Street Fair, check it out, you'll love it.

3/31/2010 10:04:13 PM

DavidFMayer

Dear Torquemada,

You are a sadistic pervert. I know that you cannot understand that wanting to whip people is a sexual perversion, but it is. There are many such things that you cannot understand. To assist in gaining understanding, I suggest that you check into the nearest asylum for the criminally insane and remain under treatment there until you have decided that you DON'T want to whip lesbians.

3/31/2010 10:32:38 PM

Anon-e-moose

"I am so tired of all these sexual abominations destroying our society!"

I'm not. What does the fact they don't affect my way of life one iota say to you?

"Everytime I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard."

What makes you think they're not the ones who enjoy this sort of thing? And the fact you want to do so raises a few flags; you don't need to be Freud to figure you out, 'Man' of Truth.

"Croatian women are really beautiful. They make me think of angels, that's damn hot!"

'Angels'? 'Hot'?! Where's all that regard for spiritual (and thus physical) purity you lot bang on about? Abstinence until marriage, and all that jazz? Having lustful thoughts for Croatian women? You're just a horndog perv for Jesus aren't you? Destroy your own moral argument, much?

4/1/2010 8:58:33 AM



Asian women are also beautiful and they're not Catholic. Your point?

4/1/2010 9:28:55 AM



So are the pedophile popes, according to the Bible. Why double standards?

4/1/2010 9:29:51 AM

The L

This is either a Poe, or a very sexually-obsessed, confused man.

4/2/2010 8:38:58 AM

ScrewedUpDollie

Hmmm.. I'm going to have to say poe.

8/5/2010 8:42:23 AM

The Duelist

So, basically, you fixate on bizarre, violent,
sexual fantasies? You are very disturbed, my
friend. Seek therapy.

8/13/2010 2:24:57 PM

v200

The good old days, where people were burned at the stake for being different, science was rejected, disease was rampant, constant crusades, and medical science that killed people. What good days.

7/31/2011 7:21:58 PM

Vman

Hope this is a poe. If not...

Get. The. Hell. Away. From. My. Croatia.
Thank you.

12/23/2011 3:42:58 PM

rubber chicken

How faptastic!

12/23/2011 10:08:15 PM



How can you see on a woman if she's a lesbian?

Everytime I see a bigoted man I want to whip him hard.

12/23/2011 10:30:02 PM



arent most angels MEN ?

gives new meaning to "Touched by an Angel"

12/25/2011 10:30:20 AM

xyz

> Everytime [sic] I see a sexually perverted woman, lesbian or something, I want to whip her hard.


Do ask for consent first, however.

12/16/2012 4:54:34 PM

Blarghonius

Catholic BDSM: No thanks, please.

12/16/2012 5:05:21 PM

David F Mayer

"I want to whip her hard."

I bet that the thought of whipping a woman gets you VERY excited. It seems to like something SO pleasurable. Do you know what that makes you?

A Sadist.

12/16/2012 8:06:34 PM
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