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#1140421
Elia
Sweet....sanity. I know the majority of pedophiles tend to be straight men, but this is just ridiculous! Lady, you're not doing yourself OR your sons any favors by being paranoid.
3/30/2010 3:53:52 AM
#1140426
TROLL.
3/30/2010 3:58:32 AM
#1140431
LDM
And yet you let a penis near you long enough to have not one, but three sons.
3/30/2010 4:01:09 AM
#1140433
Philbert McAdamia
"fucking penis"
Well, that's what it's for.
3/30/2010 4:02:37 AM
#1140434
Mihangel apYrs
meh
aroomofourown is for feminist man-haters to spout off.
3/30/2010 4:02:51 AM
#1140441
Katsuro
"A penis is a fucking weapon..."
True...but I don't think that's what you meant ;)
3/30/2010 4:08:37 AM
#1140472
Canadia
My penis is a weapon, and I am heavily armed.
Edit: I'd also like to add that anyone can rape anyone, having a penis is not a pre-requisite for rape, Rose best live in absolute paranoia of everyone everywhere if she REALLY cares.
3/30/2010 4:26:23 AM
#1140476
Serph-no-Okami
A penis is a fucking weapon…
Call me childish but I just can't read beyond that first sentence :D
3/30/2010 4:30:51 AM
#1140477
aaa
Humans do not work that way, you paranoid cunt.
3/30/2010 4:31:42 AM
#1140503
Dan Onymous
No offence luv, but I'd rather beat you to death with a nice sturdy stick than use my penis for the job.
3/30/2010 5:01:32 AM
#1140511
anevilmeme
Fast forward a year to her neighbors telling the local media "she was a quiet woman who kept mostly to herself."
3/30/2010 5:09:00 AM
#1140518
Mister Spak
So a male surgeon with a knife is right out?
3/30/2010 5:14:16 AM
#1140530
A penis is a fucking weapon...
That's what SHE said last night!!! (Sorry, everyone, I couldn't resist.)
Never fully trust any man with a penis.
So you just wait (with baited breath I'm sure) for your husband to fly off the handle and go after you with his "weapon?" You do realize that's how you got those three sons?
3/30/2010 5:22:03 AM
#1140532
Misty
"Never fully trust any man with a penis."
...Well then, what about a penisless man?
3/30/2010 5:27:34 AM
#1140540
oop
Is that you, Mr/Ms Garrison?
3/30/2010 5:39:06 AM
#1140545
Aethernaut
Congratulations, you're going to raise 3 sexually maladjusted, self-loathing, perverts.
3/30/2010 5:54:46 AM
#1140564
TGRwulf
I reeeeaaaaally hope this is a troll
3/30/2010 6:11:10 AM
#1140565
Berny
Rose has issues with penises.
Rose needs to get help before she fucks those boys up permanently.
3/30/2010 6:11:23 AM
#1140567
observiNG
@Misty (#1140532):
That's already been covered: http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF006-TAOTMWNP.gif
3/30/2010 6:12:50 AM
#1140580
Leliel
Translation: "Call Social Services, because I am a paranoid schizophrenic and horrendous mother."
Methinks she's the kind of person that raises the serial rape-killers she's so scared of...
3/30/2010 6:20:48 AM
#1140582
Doubting Thomas
And you sheltering them so much, even from each other, will lead to them having mental problems on down the road. Seriously, just because a boy has a penis doesn't mean he's going to try to stick it into everyone he ever meets. Unless, of course, your paranoid sheltering causes them to have sexual dysfunctions.
3/30/2010 6:22:55 AM
#1140605
shadkat
ROFL. That is an awesome first sentence. I hope this is a troll. So much.
...
"Now quiver in fear as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!"
3/30/2010 6:42:56 AM
#1140617
Ketzu
A penis is not as much a weapon as... hands for example. Me thinks, there are a lot more cases of murder or violence including hands than penises... and most rape cases wouldn't went that way without hands... so be aware of people with hands!
3/30/2010 6:49:57 AM
#1140636
Horsefeathers
I've heard of penis envy, but never penis phobia.
Freud would have loved you, Rose.
3/30/2010 7:11:58 AM
#1140670
You think your sons are latent rapists, unable to control their weapons of mass fucking? I feel very sad for them.
3/30/2010 7:40:46 AM
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