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A penis is a fucking weapon… and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger… no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers … no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

Rose, aroomofourown 194 Comments [3/30/2010 3:51:15 AM]
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Elia

Sweet....sanity. I know the majority of pedophiles tend to be straight men, but this is just ridiculous! Lady, you're not doing yourself OR your sons any favors by being paranoid.

3/30/2010 3:53:52 AM



TROLL.

3/30/2010 3:58:32 AM

LDM

And yet you let a penis near you long enough to have not one, but three sons.

3/30/2010 4:01:09 AM

Philbert McAdamia

"fucking penis"

Well, that's what it's for.

3/30/2010 4:02:37 AM

Mihangel apYrs

meh
aroomofourown is for feminist man-haters to spout off.

3/30/2010 4:02:51 AM

Katsuro

"A penis is a fucking weapon..."

True...but I don't think that's what you meant ;)

3/30/2010 4:08:37 AM

Canadia

My penis is a weapon, and I am heavily armed.


Edit: I'd also like to add that anyone can rape anyone, having a penis is not a pre-requisite for rape, Rose best live in absolute paranoia of everyone everywhere if she REALLY cares.

3/30/2010 4:26:23 AM

Serph-no-Okami

A penis is a fucking weapon…

Call me childish but I just can't read beyond that first sentence :D

3/30/2010 4:30:51 AM

aaa

Humans do not work that way, you paranoid cunt.

3/30/2010 4:31:42 AM

Dan Onymous

No offence luv, but I'd rather beat you to death with a nice sturdy stick than use my penis for the job.

3/30/2010 5:01:32 AM

anevilmeme

Fast forward a year to her neighbors telling the local media "she was a quiet woman who kept mostly to herself."

3/30/2010 5:09:00 AM

Mister Spak

So a male surgeon with a knife is right out?

3/30/2010 5:14:16 AM



A penis is a fucking weapon...

That's what SHE said last night!!! (Sorry, everyone, I couldn't resist.)

Never fully trust any man with a penis.

So you just wait (with baited breath I'm sure) for your husband to fly off the handle and go after you with his "weapon?" You do realize that's how you got those three sons?

3/30/2010 5:22:03 AM

Misty

"Never fully trust any man with a penis."
...Well then, what about a penisless man?

3/30/2010 5:27:34 AM

oop

Is that you, Mr/Ms Garrison?

3/30/2010 5:39:06 AM

Aethernaut

Congratulations, you're going to raise 3 sexually maladjusted, self-loathing, perverts.

3/30/2010 5:54:46 AM

TGRwulf

I reeeeaaaaally hope this is a troll

3/30/2010 6:11:10 AM

Berny

Rose has issues with penises.
Rose needs to get help before she fucks those boys up permanently.

3/30/2010 6:11:23 AM

observiNG

@Misty (#1140532):

That's already been covered: http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF006-TAOTMWNP.gif

3/30/2010 6:12:50 AM

Leliel

Translation: "Call Social Services, because I am a paranoid schizophrenic and horrendous mother."

Methinks she's the kind of person that raises the serial rape-killers she's so scared of...

3/30/2010 6:20:48 AM

Doubting Thomas

And you sheltering them so much, even from each other, will lead to them having mental problems on down the road. Seriously, just because a boy has a penis doesn't mean he's going to try to stick it into everyone he ever meets. Unless, of course, your paranoid sheltering causes them to have sexual dysfunctions.

3/30/2010 6:22:55 AM

shadkat

ROFL. That is an awesome first sentence. I hope this is a troll. So much.

...

"Now quiver in fear as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!"

3/30/2010 6:42:56 AM

Ketzu

A penis is not as much a weapon as... hands for example. Me thinks, there are a lot more cases of murder or violence including hands than penises... and most rape cases wouldn't went that way without hands... so be aware of people with hands!

3/30/2010 6:49:57 AM

Horsefeathers

I've heard of penis envy, but never penis phobia.

Freud would have loved you, Rose.

3/30/2010 7:11:58 AM



You think your sons are latent rapists, unable to control their weapons of mass fucking? I feel very sad for them.

3/30/2010 7:40:46 AM
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