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Sweet....sanity. I know the majority of pedophiles tend to be straight men, but this is just ridiculous! Lady, you're not doing yourself OR your sons any favors by being paranoid.
3/30/2010 3:53:52 AM
3/30/2010 3:58:32 AM
And yet you let a penis near you long enough to have not one, but three sons.
3/30/2010 4:01:09 AM
Well, that's what it's for.
3/30/2010 4:02:37 AM
aroomofourown is for feminist man-haters to spout off.
3/30/2010 4:02:51 AM
"A penis is a fucking weapon..."
True...but I don't think that's what you meant ;)
3/30/2010 4:08:37 AM
My penis is a weapon, and I am heavily armed.
Edit: I'd also like to add that anyone can rape anyone, having a penis is not a pre-requisite for rape, Rose best live in absolute paranoia of everyone everywhere if she REALLY cares.
3/30/2010 4:26:23 AM
A penis is a fucking weapon…
Call me childish but I just can't read beyond that first sentence :D
3/30/2010 4:30:51 AM
Humans do not work that way, you paranoid cunt.
3/30/2010 4:31:42 AM
No offence luv, but I'd rather beat you to death with a nice sturdy stick than use my penis for the job.
3/30/2010 5:01:32 AM
Fast forward a year to her neighbors telling the local media "she was a quiet woman who kept mostly to herself."
3/30/2010 5:09:00 AM
So a male surgeon with a knife is right out?
3/30/2010 5:14:16 AM
A penis is a fucking weapon...
That's what SHE said last night!!! (Sorry, everyone, I couldn't resist.)
Never fully trust any man with a penis.
So you just wait (with baited breath I'm sure) for your husband to fly off the handle and go after you with his "weapon?" You do realize that's how you got those three sons?
3/30/2010 5:22:03 AM
"Never fully trust any man with a penis."
...Well then, what about a penisless man?
3/30/2010 5:27:34 AM
Is that you, Mr/Ms Garrison?
3/30/2010 5:39:06 AM
Congratulations, you're going to raise 3 sexually maladjusted, self-loathing, perverts.
3/30/2010 5:54:46 AM
I reeeeaaaaally hope this is a troll
3/30/2010 6:11:10 AM
Rose has issues with penises.
Rose needs to get help before she fucks those boys up permanently.
3/30/2010 6:11:23 AM
That's already been covered: http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF006-TAOTMWNP.gif
3/30/2010 6:12:50 AM
Translation: "Call Social Services, because I am a paranoid schizophrenic and horrendous mother."
Methinks she's the kind of person that raises the serial rape-killers she's so scared of...
3/30/2010 6:20:48 AM
And you sheltering them so much, even from each other, will lead to them having mental problems on down the road. Seriously, just because a boy has a penis doesn't mean he's going to try to stick it into everyone he ever meets. Unless, of course, your paranoid sheltering causes them to have sexual dysfunctions.
3/30/2010 6:22:55 AM
ROFL. That is an awesome first sentence. I hope this is a troll. So much.
"Now quiver in fear as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!"
3/30/2010 6:42:56 AM
A penis is not as much a weapon as... hands for example. Me thinks, there are a lot more cases of murder or violence including hands than penises... and most rape cases wouldn't went that way without hands... so be aware of people with hands!
3/30/2010 6:49:57 AM
I've heard of penis envy, but never penis phobia.
Freud would have loved you, Rose.
3/30/2010 7:11:58 AM
You think your sons are latent rapists, unable to control their weapons of mass fucking? I feel very sad for them.
3/30/2010 7:40:46 AM
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