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A penis is a fucking weapon… and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger… no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers … no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

Rose, aroomofourown 201 Comments [3/30/2010 3:51:15 AM]
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Rumpshaker Slim

Why do I get the feeling one if not all three of her kids are going to wind up going on a killing spree?


3/30/2010 7:45:29 AM

Porky Pine

ARoomofourOwn, the feminist answer to Love-shy.

3/30/2010 7:50:07 AM

Gloria

The word that pops to mind reading this is "psycho."
And no, I'm not talking about your dangerously penis-equipped family members.

3/30/2010 7:57:28 AM

Zeus Almighty

Just curious, you don't live in Appalachia by any chance do you?
You know, that place where grandpa uncle Joe Bob tells his relatives what a purty mouth they got?

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@ anevilmeme
"Fast forward a year to her neighbors telling the local media 'she was a quiet woman who kept mostly to herself.'"

That being after she drowns all her kids in a tub to protect from them evil fucking penises (and as a bonus they get to meet Jebus sooner).

3/30/2010 8:01:00 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Someone get those poor kids away from this psycho.

3/30/2010 8:12:22 AM

FMG

The gun is good, the penis is bad...

3/30/2010 8:13:51 AM



"Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis."

I had one totally unprofessional female doctor who left me traumatized for years, and the best, nicest, most professional doctor I ever saw was a man. You're a retard. Someone should take your kids away from you.

3/30/2010 8:16:13 AM

John_in_Oz

Your neuroticism has damged your children.

3/30/2010 8:43:48 AM

JohnTheAtheist

God has a penis. So did Jesus, before it rotted and fell off after his death.

3/30/2010 8:46:16 AM

werewolf

"A penis is a fucking weapon…"

But a vagina is a weapon of man's destruction.

3/30/2010 9:03:55 AM

ozznova

So you're totally cool with trannies then? They're women with penises.

3/30/2010 9:08:39 AM

Tyler

Paranoia much?

3/30/2010 9:20:18 AM



"I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS... is my weapon." takes a brand new meaning

3/30/2010 9:37:37 AM

Sisyphus

A "aroomofourown" a seething cesspool of hatred and misanthropy. These women give ALL women a bad name.

Hey Rose! I'm due to give birth to a daughter (gasp!) in 2 months and guess what? My husband (who has a penis!) is going to bathe her, change her diapers, tuck her in at night etc. Also my father (who also has a penis) will do the same when he babysits her. Oh and this will REALLY make your head explode (I hope) my ob/gyn is a male (WHO HAS A PENIS!!!!!). I'm sure he'll rape me halfway through the delivery!

Having said that. I was molested as a child and will be hyper vigilant when my daughter is around strange men but c'mon now wtf type of people are your sons going to grow up to be? They'll hate themselves you dumb bitch.

3/30/2010 10:07:06 AM

campbunny

My penis is frequently a fucking penis.

3/30/2010 10:11:43 AM

GigaGuess

Troll, or someone who is gonna be getting a shitload of therapy bills in the near future. I can't decide.

3/30/2010 10:23:26 AM



Didn't you know? The more times you use "fucking" inappropriately (and hilariously), the more people will take you seriously.

3/30/2010 10:30:58 AM

Neserit

For the penis to be so bad, you seemed to have liked it enough to have three kids.

3/30/2010 10:32:01 AM

Amanda

This woman needs therapy. Clearly something happened to her in her youth to make her feel this way. Sad.

3/30/2010 10:33:44 AM

Moonara

OMFG, lady...don't walk, RUN to therapy.

3/30/2010 11:01:10 AM

SpacemanSpiff

This cannot possibly be real.

3/30/2010 11:02:49 AM

Godbuster

That's a huge problem in this country. Are Americans actually afraid of sex? The weird thing is, this country is still obsessed with it.

Also, weapons kill, a penis got you pregnant, meaning, life was actually created. GRRRR RELIGION HAS EMPTIED YOUR MIND!!!?!! WAAARGARRBBLL

3/30/2010 11:11:27 AM

I read about the afterlife

"A penis is a fucking weapon"

Then why did you allow one in you?

3/30/2010 11:31:19 AM

BobsOldSocks

Filth like you shouldn't be allowed to have children. Those poor boys should be removed from your "care" asap. I hope someone reports her to the authorities.

3/30/2010 11:48:50 AM

BobsOldSocks

@Elia

"I know the majority of pedophiles tend to be straight men..."

No. If they were straight men they'd be attracted to women, not children. As a straight man I find these kind of statements highly insulting. Paedophiles are, well, paedophiles. End of story.

3/30/2010 11:51:49 AM
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