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A penis is a fucking weapon… and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger… no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers … no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

Rose, aroomofourown 199 Comments [3/30/2010 3:51:15 AM]
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Old Viking

My penis isn't lethal. It's cute.

3/30/2010 12:13:28 PM

Booley

So besides people who punish their female children for being born female, now some punish their male children for being born male.

You know, when people were fighting for sexual equality, this is NOT what they meant.

3/30/2010 12:14:01 PM

Swede

I slept in the same room as my two brothers for years and years. Nothing, whatsoever, ever happened, as we only have sisterly/brotherly affection for each other.
I've slept in barracks-like rooms with both men and women, with noting untoward happening. That actually included a few guys that I did have a bit of a crush for at the time. Still, nothing inappropriate happened, ever.

My husband has never, ever forced or molested me in any way. It has all been consensual. We have been together for over 22 years.
I trust people with penises, just as much as I trust people with vagina's and fingers.

3/30/2010 12:18:01 PM

oop

Serious troll?
Or someone who couldn't outrun her brothers?

3/30/2010 12:49:00 PM

Xotan

This kind of paranoia is probably self-fulfilling! This dingbat is not fit to be a parent. She is abusing her sons on some level

3/30/2010 12:58:42 PM

Fanatic-Templar

This is my penis. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my penis is useless. Without my penis, I am useless. I must fire my penis true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my penis and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

3/30/2010 1:11:46 PM

grace

@sisyphus
"Oh and this will REALLY make your head explode (I hope) my ob/gyn is a male (WHO HAS A PENIS!!!!!)"

What have you seen it? I'm going to assume you've seen your husband's penis, but you never know.

3/30/2010 1:22:43 PM



"A penis is a fucking weapon"


Greatest. Phrase. EVER.

3/30/2010 1:24:43 PM

Sandwich Board

Protip: Zardoz is fiction.

"A penis is a fucking weapon…"
Why yes. Yes, that certainly is one of the things it's for.

"Never fully trust any man with a penis."
Eunuchs, on the other hand ... eunuchs are okay.

3/30/2010 1:59:12 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

The showers in high school are gonna be t3h lulz!

3/30/2010 3:03:14 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You have three sons. You have been impaling yourself on one of those weapons quite a bit.

3/30/2010 3:38:15 PM

Andre

Where the respective worlds of the most extremist of radical feminists and extremist fundies briefly cross paths, never to meet again...

3/30/2010 3:38:56 PM

Murdin

I feel incredibly bad for Rose's children, her brother, and every other person who love her and care for her, but only get hatred and distrust in return, just because they happen to have a penis.

3/30/2010 4:01:14 PM

Greasetrap The Viking

As much as I want to make fun of this comment, this woman clearly has some serious unresolved childhood issues and should seek therapy...

3/30/2010 4:11:35 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Estimated time someone would last running into battle wielding their swinging dick as a weapon:

1. A bar fight, 6 seconds.
2. A bronze age battlefield, 3 seconds lots of blood and wailing.
3. A modern battlefield. 1 picosecond.
THOOOOOOOM
Smoke, dust and the smell of cordite is all that remains...

3/30/2010 4:41:42 PM

Dicrocoelium

Please tell me this is a poe...

3/30/2010 5:08:50 PM

WMDKitty

Um, I'm an abuse survivor, and even I think this is over-the-top paranoid. In fact, upon re-reading, what "Rose" is doing to her children is abusive. I sincerely hope her kids can get the fuck out of there, as soon as fucking possible.

3/30/2010 5:23:50 PM

Anemone

Mrs. Bates, is that you?

3/30/2010 5:25:49 PM

Elia

@ BobsOldSocks: What I meant, and failed to say clearly, is that when you hear about pedos, they tend have a history of heterosexual relationships - some even have wives they've been with for a while. Behavior-wise, they can play the role well enough that no one suspects them to be anything but your average het guys. That's the scariest part of all.

3/30/2010 5:32:31 PM

Horus IX

Uh....I have a question Mrs. Rose...WHY IN THE NAME OF [Insert god of choice here] DID YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS TO A PENIS THEN?

3/30/2010 5:50:01 PM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

Lady.... you seriously have issues... I recommend many many years of therapy and some medication. It almost seems as if you were molested as a little girl by this "weapon" you speak of.

If so I DEEPLY sympathize as I was raped and molested a few times myself... but trust me when I say it doesnt mean ALL penises are "fucking weapons" only those that belong to disgusting perverted sick horrible men that have the nerve to call themselves human beings.

Please.... get help and stop this insanity. You NEED therapy for your paranoid delusions.

3/30/2010 6:05:14 PM

adam

unfortunately, this seems like a website that would just reenforce this persons belief that males are evil.

3/30/2010 8:06:27 PM

MPW

This site might be the ultimate Poe, in the original sense of not being able to tell whether it's for real or not. Sadly, I mostly think it's sincere, but some doubt remains. They'd be awfully dedicated trollers.

But everything there is over the top of over the top, so it isn't possible to tell when someone is trolling or not. Rose could be utterly sincere or making fun of the site... it's impossible to tell because she couldn't say anything too extreme to get accepted there.

Which probably means if she's joking, she shouldn't waste her time. They can't tell and she's just encouraging them.

3/30/2010 9:24:04 PM

Tails kitsune

man this woman needs help... i feel sorry for her kids

3/30/2010 9:47:14 PM

BobsOldSocks

@Elia

Thanks for clarifying.

3/30/2010 10:57:03 PM
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