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A penis is a fucking weapon… and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger… no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers … no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

Rose, aroomofourown 177 Comments [3/30/2010 3:51:15 AM]
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#1141682
Anon-e-moose

"A penis is a fucking weapon"

X3

[/Finbarr Saunders]

@DavidFMayer

"No, a penis is NOT a weapon."

"an knife is a weapon"

As John Wayne Bobbit learned to his cost. Just throwing that one out there.

As Lorena did, out of her car window.

>_< X3

4/1/2010 8:49:42 AM
#1141711


The thing is, did you hear about, ehem, ERECTION?. That's one of the most important qualities of the "weapon"

4/1/2010 9:26:06 AM
#1141824
youraftermyrobotbee

... I just find myself wondering what she plans to do with her little "rapists" when they're all grown. Does she plan to disown them? Probably, out of paranoia for her own safety if nothing else. Even if she doesn't, they're definitely going to be fucked up.

4/1/2010 2:12:03 PM
#1141841
Citrine

Zardoz?
Is that you?

4/1/2010 3:24:51 PM
#1141853
Elia

@ lupinella: Your post brought to mind a very scary possibility in this lunatic's household. Namely, the second paragraph. And now I need to purge my brain.

4/1/2010 4:07:23 PM
#1142067
The L

Vagina dentata is a weapon too, Rose. A literal fucking weapon, at that.

How you managed to stomach the process by which those boys were conceived is beyond me. This is some pretty powerful misandry.

4/2/2010 8:32:51 AM
#1148751
DrTravia

Just waiting for the reports of a female michael jackson.....

4/20/2010 10:49:03 AM
#1152007
Robin

Holy fucking weapon, Batman!

4/26/2010 4:10:20 PM
#1152038
louislois

What's most frightening is this woman already bred.

I pity her children. I really do.

4/26/2010 4:48:18 PM
#1159146
Crazy Internet Hobo

"A penis is a fucking weapon…"

Must... not... take... cheap... shot!

ohgodididitanyway

5/19/2010 9:37:09 AM
#1167400
Amorphous Blob

Misandrist.

6/13/2010 4:37:26 AM
#1167460
Elia

I think I know how Rose bred despite fearing the cock: Artificial insemination. And I'm guessing it wasn't done with a turkey baster.

6/13/2010 9:55:40 AM
#1169834


Your youngest boy is 5? So... were you raped at some point the last five years Rose? It's okay, don't be afraid because I'm male, I just want to help. Now, what you should do, is pick up the phone, and call the police, they can get you the professional help you so desperately need.

6/19/2010 8:10:22 PM
#1170394
DevilsChaplain

Lol wut?

6/22/2010 11:55:04 AM
#1170406
Reyno

You're right, the penis IS a weapon, it breaks down walls and releases millions of soliders to search and destroy the egg vault.


But if you hated penis so much, why have children with A PENIS?!

I smell troll... -_-

6/22/2010 12:32:52 PM
#1192383
The Duelist

As a male, I find you to be a brain-dead sexist.
What are you, anyway, a freaking expert on all
men with penises? Sounds like an admittance to
promiscuity to me...

8/13/2010 2:19:25 PM
#1205232
Fork

My penis is a weapon. FACT.

9/10/2010 8:53:57 AM
#1209370


Penis is a fucking weapon...........that's why God put it to make us reproduce.

9/19/2010 3:08:10 AM
#1213008
Kiwi

There's only one thing worse than a fundamentalist christian.

It's a fundamentalist christian FEMINIST.

9/29/2010 11:21:01 PM
#1213060
Gayatri

As a mother, I can empathize with your deep desire to protect your children. But, this is insane. I would urge you to read about Sandra Cantu's horrific murder right away - the little girl was RAPED and killed by a woman, a mother herself, and, a Sunday school teacher, no less, at that! Who can you trust if not a fellow parent and a Sunday school teacher?

Take-home lesson from that horrific story: If you really wanted to protect your kids, then you'd be vigilant around EVERYONE, male or female, unless you are naive (or deranged) enough to believe that women are all 'safe' & trust-worthy, while no man is.

9/30/2010 4:50:24 AM
#1213094
Anon-e-moose

"A penis is a fucking weapon"



'Enter the man who wears no underwear, ask me why! ('why do wear no underwear Lord Flash?') Because the pants havn't been built yet that can take the job on!'

'God's potatoes George, you said noble brother fliers were in the lurch. If I'd have known it was captain slack bladder and the mound of the hound of the baskervilles, I'd have let them stew in their own juice. And let mw tell you if I ever did that, I'd probably drown!'

'Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it'

'Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to may railing and 'suffer-a-jet' movement gets my vote!'

'Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't like them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face!'

'Hey girls, look at my machinery!'

*SQUEAL!*

-Squadron Leader Lord Flashheart

And to paraphrase Flashheart:

'Hey fundies! Still worshipping God?! Last time I heard, he was worshipping ME! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!'

"A penis is a fucking weapon"

'Tautology of the century' award, anyone?

9/30/2010 9:38:06 AM
#1223635
lolololol

Its fun how she assumes people don't f*ck older people.

11/4/2010 6:28:35 AM
#1228624
This guy

What if the youngest was a girl? Or both the older siblings were female and the youngest a boy? Would she fear for the lives of the older two? *Visualizing, hilarity ensues*

11/22/2010 1:29:48 AM
#1254372
sErgEantaEgis

If my penis is a weapon, you should see the ammo boxes hanging under it...

I'm lock and loaded b*tch!

2/8/2011 7:34:23 PM
#1255259


Man, I really wanna thrust down my weapon into your 'sheath' baby! That would do you real good I'm sure.

2/10/2011 4:45:36 PM
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