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A penis is a fucking weapon… and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger… no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers … no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

Rose, aroomofourown 190 Comments [3/30/2010 3:51:15 AM]
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Zabriel

Uhm, she kinda had three boys. You think she'd have chilled out on the cock after one...

2/11/2011 3:03:25 PM



If everybody with a penis had to rape a person, the world would be OVERPOPULATED.

2/14/2011 3:18:50 AM

asdfghjkl

A PAINAS IS A FUCKING WUPON!


i cracked up at that... awesome

2/19/2011 6:07:26 PM



Oh yeah, my penis is definitely a weapon! I have a cruise missile between my legs, if you know what I mean!

3/3/2011 1:15:46 AM

Iczer-four

a penis is a weapon??

3/3/2011 1:48:57 AM

Anon-e-moose

"A penis is a fucking weapon"

As I was saying to Emma earlier today, before she politely asked me to go up her tradesman's entrance...:



Gratuitous Double Entendre Award, anyone? If anyone (sloppy)seconds this, I'm sure Rose will be pleased when we give her one.

X3

3/3/2011 10:52:41 AM

I can't believe...

...That AROOO isn't blocked at school. It's a hate site, pure and simple.

4/25/2011 1:10:51 PM

anti-nonsense

you're a paranoid lunatic. seek help nao.

4/25/2011 1:34:26 PM

ManicOppressive

Trolltrolltrolltrolltroll.

But she's right. I had to register mine with the feds as a deadly weapon.

5/6/2011 8:05:49 PM

Something

Because I'm sure all the teen boys were just rushing to bathe your children.

5/27/2011 1:00:07 PM

N/A

you are FUCKING RETARDED. that is all

6/30/2011 12:43:59 AM

V.C.ViceSquad

You know, your two older sons will come in handy helping out the younger one when you need to go to the psych ward at the mental hospitial soon.

7/5/2011 12:16:19 PM

That's Mrs. Satan to you

D:
I am so scared for these boys right now. I hope this was a troll.

7/21/2011 2:01:50 PM

Marq

Rose, you have NO business raising children or even being AROUND children!

7/21/2011 2:11:30 PM

カラス

This is strange.

Though I must say, this is very nice use of the word "fucking". It's very effective, and adds a sort of surreal beauty to this quote.

7/27/2011 2:22:00 AM

J. James

Get this psychopath away from children, ESPECIALLY her own.

Lord, my penis hurts just in fear of her attacking it...

And is anyone imagining her as the Wicked Witch of the West?

7/27/2011 2:25:16 AM

huh?

If you handed Gandhi a gun, it doesn't mean he'd shoot someone. Just because you have a weapon doesn't mean you're bound to use it.

8/13/2011 3:31:20 PM



Everybody stand back! I have a lethal weapon ... IN. MY. PANTS.

8/18/2011 12:15:33 AM

ZARDOZ

The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was.

8/18/2011 12:21:05 AM



Well, the Bible does condone it to a degree...

9/5/2011 12:13:40 PM

Canuovea

I suppose a penis could be defined as usable as a weapon.

So could a pen. Or a chair. Or my fingernails. A spoon. My curtains. A rock. A bunny rabbit. Paper. A tongue. A brain. Or even a beard.

9/5/2011 3:50:09 PM

Just This Guy, Ya Know?

If a penis is a weapon, and you hate men, how were the children concieved?
Misandry sucks.

9/19/2011 2:03:28 PM



I'm amazed you even had children!

9/19/2011 4:51:40 PM

mikeyhatesit

You people all suck. Or maybe I'm just old. How long has this quote been up, yet nobody has quoted the classic grammar mistake:

"The penis mightier than the sword."

9/20/2011 1:32:50 AM

Lilith

I'd like to be able to ask her who sexually abused her when she was a child and did she ever get help.

9/20/2011 8:28:32 AM
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