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A penis is a fucking weapon… and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger… no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers … no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

Rose, aroomofourown 177 Comments [3/30/2010 3:51:15 AM]
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#1340880


Ah, the sweet taste of comic relief after that horrible Ron Williams quote.

10/16/2011 8:47:08 AM
#1340947
KillerLoli

"She told me that my penis was evil/
It was a sin against a god/
It was against her religion."

10/16/2011 1:15:38 PM
#1361870
Brandy Bogard

ahahahahahahahhaha

12/30/2011 8:43:21 AM
#1362352


How did this woman get married and have children ?

I dont know if I should feel sorry for her or suggest a therapist. Maybe both ?


1/1/2012 11:14:08 AM
#1374645


Rose should watch A Serbian Film.

2/14/2012 1:28:14 AM
#1378356
Argon

Stay back, everyone, or you all get it! I am armed and dangerous by virtue of having a penis! Don't make me use it and hurt someone!

2/27/2012 10:37:00 AM
#1387317
Blaze

she really hates the FUCKING penis

3/29/2012 11:46:15 AM
#1404695
Snarker

And I am willing to believe that she thinks woman are paragons of virtue.

5/18/2012 3:53:28 PM
#1409369
Ebon

OK, given the massive misandry, how the fuck did you end up with three kids? Artificial insemination?

Oh, and any argument that sounds like it's lifted from Zardoz is instant fail.

6/3/2012 4:26:30 AM
#1413109
fishtank

Someone call social services...

6/14/2012 11:27:59 AM
#1422737
Imp

If she's afraid of penises then how come she has three sons?

7/11/2012 3:24:35 PM
#1431841
Eminem (Musiphonix)

I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist.

8/7/2012 6:38:14 AM
#1432774
Marianne

Well great, now I can't help but picture penises as lightsabers, which men have battle with at the drop of a hat. You know, like Star Wars, but with glowing cocks. And as a lesbian, I'll never be able to clear up this biological misconception - THANKS A LOT ROSE!

8/9/2012 3:17:08 PM
#1432792


seek help, a psychiatrist would be my first choice, you have issues.

You would worry about lesbians if you had daughters.

8/9/2012 4:36:29 PM
#1439002
Guest

Wow I hope you are trolling, You're pretty much implying that all men are rapists... You mise as well kill your self.

8/25/2012 3:12:08 PM
#1440297
Ebon

You are impressively batshit.

8/28/2012 10:26:26 PM
#1444378
Mix Master Mikaeus

This comment makes me think of a quote...

"These are not the hammer."
[Beat]
"The hammer is my penis."

9/6/2012 9:48:33 PM
#1461679


BEEEP
"Sir, the terminal says you have deadly weapon with you"
"But I-"
"You'll have to leave it hear. Johnson, get the bone saw!

10/22/2012 4:33:32 PM
#1487317
Entranced

Yes. My penis is a weapon.

Along with amazing sex powers, my penis also has the ability to fire guided missiles.

12/28/2012 12:38:08 PM
#1489849
Fronken

>Never fully trust any man with a penis.

Only women can be trusted with such awesome power.

1/3/2013 1:43:05 PM
#1517677
Pmorg

A penis is a fucking weapon

Indeed it is, madam. Indeed it is...

3/20/2013 5:33:51 PM
#1518441


Well, it is for fucking but I haven't figured it out how to use it as a weapon yet.


3/22/2013 6:57:52 PM
#1519906
Paidattention

This woman has clearly been victimized. Now she must both love and hate her male children, who also have penises. This sort of thing really tears a person apart. Some think that such powerful conflicting emotions are what cause multiple personality disorder.

3/27/2013 6:39:50 AM
#1521018
Get Help NAO!

I'd think after 3 boys, or any kids for that matter, you'd start avoiding cocks like the plague. What a strange world we live in...

3/30/2013 5:34:24 AM
#1523323
Nerolux

"Never fully trust any man with a penis."

Aside from eunuchs, what other kind of fucking man is there, you psychotic cunt?

Also, you must be a hypocrite, considering you rode the dick on three separate occasions to have offspring in the world. So, ha ha.

You should not be allowed to bear children.

4/3/2013 5:28:49 PM
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