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#1140423
....what the fuck. how does one get this retarded?
3/30/2010 3:57:15 AM
#1140424
LDM
If God can do that, then why can't he move them out of that seedy, rotting storefront in one of the crappiest parts of town?
3/30/2010 3:58:21 AM
#1140452
Blaidd Drwg
CITATION NEEDED!
I want to see sworn affadavits from these people's dentists - dentists that treated them BEFORE this "miracle" as well as after.
3/30/2010 4:12:27 AM
#1140461
rubber chicken
And not a single person in the audience had the wit to record this 'miracle' by taking photo's or video.
Nobody in the entire congregation had the intelligence to get in touch with the local TV news who would have had a film crew there to document the whole thing before you could say "Fuck me! that guy has teeth growing in his mouth".
Either the entire church consists of slack-jawed idiots without a single iota of wit and intelligence or Quix is lying like a badly made carpet.
On second thoughts, both of those options are likely.
3/30/2010 4:19:36 AM
#1140466
aaa
And i'm a nigerian prince who would like to transfer 20 million sterling pounds to your account.
3/30/2010 4:21:26 AM
#1140471
Philbert McAdamia
I think somebody got "touched" in the head.
3/30/2010 4:25:31 AM
#1140481
JSS
...and then the hallucinogens wore off.
3/30/2010 4:35:42 AM
#1140486
rw23
God moves in mysterious ways, his dentistry to perform.
Surely he has something better to do with his time, like smiting paedophile priests and ordering Pope Joe to compensate their victims.
3/30/2010 4:41:53 AM
#1140500
Dan Onymous
Reminds me of the Lard song - Can God Fill Teeth?
3/30/2010 4:59:42 AM
#1140507
anevilmeme
My new whatthefuck? meter goes up to eleven.
3/30/2010 5:05:37 AM
#1140517
Mister Spak
"sounds like God’s humor, to me."
Sounds like gullible fundies to me.
3/30/2010 5:12:26 AM
#1140526
Sorry, Quix, lying for Jebus is still lying. See you in the Lake of Fire(tm) someday. I'll be the one on the inflatable lounge chair sipping whiskey and maggots.
sounds like God’s humor, to me.
Sounds more like your bullshit to me.
Maybe that's too harsh. I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA.
3/30/2010 5:18:29 AM
#1140560
Badger
er...that didn't really happen did it.
3/30/2010 6:09:01 AM
#1140561
Berny
Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me.
Smells like bullshit to me.
3/30/2010 6:09:15 AM
#1140562
TGRwulf
I don't even know where to start.
3/30/2010 6:10:03 AM
#1140579
Doubting Thomas
Lying for Jesus, I see. Funny how God is a dentist all of a sudden. The only way I could actually believe God did this were if the guy who grew new teeth died from cancer a couple days later.
"I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA. "
Hey, that's not fair! It's only the 2,818,717 idiots who spoil it for the other 30 of us.
3/30/2010 6:18:03 AM
#1140599
Big Jilm
Sounds like schizo-fucking-phrenia to me there knuckle-dragger.
3/30/2010 6:36:36 AM
#1140603
shadkat
Interesting is indeed the word for it.
I think someone had a biiit too much of the laughing gas on the last trip to the dentist.
3/30/2010 6:39:32 AM
#1140607
Prager
Interesting...sounds like BS to me.
3/30/2010 6:44:33 AM
#1140620
Canadiest
Fine.
The guy who had dentures would be on record for being fitted with them.
Let's see those records.
The Lying For Jesus things getting outta hand
3/30/2010 6:52:04 AM
#1140631
Doctor Whom
The "miracle" of the gold fillings has been thoroughly debunked. Try again.
3/30/2010 7:08:11 AM
#1140632
Horsefeathers
Holy fuck...
I wish I had no scruples and a mailing list of people like this. I'd be rich I tells ya, rich!
3/30/2010 7:08:14 AM
#1140634
dionysus
Okay, then the guy with the dentures can very easily go on CNN and bring both his former dentures and his dental records. Not only does he become world famous but he also saves the souls of billions. It's a win-fucking-win. In fact, forget CNN, ANY news organization (except FOX, who was demonstrated in a court of law to be lying and to have the right to continue lying) will do.
3/30/2010 7:10:51 AM
#1140671
Rumpshaker Slim
Not only that, but his new teeth can chew through cinder blocks!
He now fights crime as THE CHOMPER! Dispensing pearly white justice to Kansas City!
3/30/2010 7:40:57 AM
#1140672
Tyler
Interesting . . . sounds like bullshit, to me.
3/30/2010 7:43:31 AM
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