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....what the fuck. how does one get this retarded?
3/30/2010 3:57:15 AM
If God can do that, then why can't he move them out of that seedy, rotting storefront in one of the crappiest parts of town?
3/30/2010 3:58:21 AM
I want to see sworn affadavits from these people's dentists - dentists that treated them BEFORE this "miracle" as well as after.
3/30/2010 4:12:27 AM
And not a single person in the audience had the wit to record this 'miracle' by taking photo's or video.
Nobody in the entire congregation had the intelligence to get in touch with the local TV news who would have had a film crew there to document the whole thing before you could say "Fuck me! that guy has teeth growing in his mouth".
Either the entire church consists of slack-jawed idiots without a single iota of wit and intelligence or Quix is lying like a badly made carpet.
On second thoughts, both of those options are likely.
3/30/2010 4:19:36 AM
And i'm a nigerian prince who would like to transfer 20 million sterling pounds to your account.
3/30/2010 4:21:26 AM
I think somebody got "touched" in the head.
3/30/2010 4:25:31 AM
...and then the hallucinogens wore off.
3/30/2010 4:35:42 AM
God moves in mysterious ways, his dentistry to perform.
Surely he has something better to do with his time, like smiting paedophile priests and ordering Pope Joe to compensate their victims.
3/30/2010 4:41:53 AM
Reminds me of the Lard song - Can God Fill Teeth?
3/30/2010 4:59:42 AM
My new whatthefuck? meter goes up to eleven.
3/30/2010 5:05:37 AM
"sounds like God’s humor, to me."
Sounds like gullible fundies to me.
3/30/2010 5:12:26 AM
Sorry, Quix, lying for Jebus is still lying. See you in the Lake of Fire(tm) someday. I'll be the one on the inflatable lounge chair sipping whiskey and maggots.
sounds like God’s humor, to me.
Sounds more like your bullshit to me.
Maybe that's too harsh. I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA.
3/30/2010 5:18:29 AM
er...that didn't really happen did it.
3/30/2010 6:09:01 AM
Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me.
Smells like bullshit to me.
3/30/2010 6:09:15 AM
I don't even know where to start.
3/30/2010 6:10:03 AM
Lying for Jesus, I see. Funny how God is a dentist all of a sudden. The only way I could actually believe God did this were if the guy who grew new teeth died from cancer a couple days later.
"I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA. "
Hey, that's not fair! It's only the 2,818,717 idiots who spoil it for the other 30 of us.
3/30/2010 6:18:03 AM
Sounds like schizo-fucking-phrenia to me there knuckle-dragger.
3/30/2010 6:36:36 AM
Interesting is indeed the word for it.
I think someone had a biiit too much of the laughing gas on the last trip to the dentist.
3/30/2010 6:39:32 AM
Interesting...sounds like BS to me.
3/30/2010 6:44:33 AM
The guy who had dentures would be on record for being fitted with them.
Let's see those records.
The Lying For Jesus things getting outta hand
3/30/2010 6:52:04 AM
The "miracle" of the gold fillings has been thoroughly debunked. Try again.
3/30/2010 7:08:11 AM
I wish I had no scruples and a mailing list of people like this. I'd be rich I tells ya, rich!
3/30/2010 7:08:14 AM
Okay, then the guy with the dentures can very easily go on CNN and bring both his former dentures and his dental records. Not only does he become world famous but he also saves the souls of billions. It's a win-fucking-win. In fact, forget CNN, ANY news organization (except FOX, who was demonstrated in a court of law to be lying and to have the right to continue lying) will do.
3/30/2010 7:10:51 AM
Not only that, but his new teeth can chew through cinder blocks!
He now fights crime as THE CHOMPER! Dispensing pearly white justice to Kansas City!
3/30/2010 7:40:57 AM
Interesting . . . sounds like bullshit, to me.
3/30/2010 7:43:31 AM
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