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#1140675
Zeus Almighty
Meanwhile in much of the world, gawd can't grow millions of innocent children a full belly or provide them with inexpensive medications for easily preventable diseases.
Fucking twat.
I'm sorry, did I call you a fucking twat?
Sorry, I meant to call you a fucking lying twat douchebucket.
3/30/2010 7:45:59 AM
#1140682
Porky Pine
Lyin' for Jeebus!
3/30/2010 7:51:16 AM
#1140690
Wookieduck
You were eating those mushrooms from behind the outhouse again, weren't you?
3/30/2010 7:58:29 AM
#1140694
GigaGuess
And once again, no one had a phone handy to take video or photos of this wonderous event. Funny, that...
3/30/2010 8:01:23 AM
#1140715
caustic gnostic
It wasn't god or prayer that did it...it's the patented Miracle Crystals that the teeth people used for their amazing repairs!
For the paltry sum of $1000 per M-Crystal, you too can skip the $10,000 dentist bill and restore your own teeth! Act now!
3/30/2010 8:17:13 AM
#1140718
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Sounds like BS to me.
3/30/2010 8:21:02 AM
#1140719
Anon-e-moose
"God began touching folks’ teeth.
And one fellow had a full set of dentures . . . and they suddenly began to feel uncomfortable like there was something under them. He took them out and soon found he had a whole set of teeth growing in. I think they grew in fully before the evening was over.
I could stand that!"
I couldn't (Even if what you claim happened (which I seriously doubt; pics or it didn't happen, Quix). Sounds Like God = Christian Szell (from the film "Marathon Man"):
"Is it safe?"
3/30/2010 8:21:38 AM
#1140730
So this shit is believable but Obama is not an American? Can we say double standards? What a bunch of gullible assholes.
3/30/2010 8:37:01 AM
#1140732
Leander
It's lying for jesus time again, pals...
3/30/2010 8:40:07 AM
#1140733
Quantum Mechanic
Sounds like bullshit to me.
3/30/2010 8:42:25 AM
#1140735
JohnTheAtheist
Let me get this straight...you are suggesting that god grew new teeth for these people complete with cavities? Is that your position?
3/30/2010 8:44:10 AM
#1140739
Mrs. Antichrist
Damnit, where was god when I had no dental coverage and needed to have my molar yanked?
3/30/2010 8:50:45 AM
#1140748
werewolf
Most cell phones have cameras - video and still. Most people carry cell phones as a matter of habit.
No one took pictures or video?
How convenient!
3/30/2010 9:00:31 AM
#1140756
Zabimaru
"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."
God has such a wonderful sense of humor. He spends his time crafting teeth for Americans living in comfort while millions of innocent children starve to death and live lives filled with agony in poor countries around the world.
It's pretty funny when you think about it.
3/30/2010 9:10:28 AM
#1140759
ozznova
I-HOP . . . prayer meeting?
Listen, God's not gonna save you from a heart attack if you eat nothing but those breakfast specials, so quit it nao.
3/30/2010 9:18:56 AM
#1140771
Percy Q. Shunn
lolwut?
3/30/2010 9:35:24 AM
#1140784
Headache
aaa said:
And i'm a nigerian prince who would like to transfer 20 million sterling pounds to your account.
Indeed!
Religion in all it's different forms are nothing but an advanced form of Nigerian 419-scams.
3/30/2010 9:48:15 AM
#1140794
El Zorro
"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."
Sounds like a tall tale to me.
3/30/2010 10:00:50 AM
#1140796
Sisyphus
"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."
Boring... sounds like bullshit to me.
3/30/2010 10:01:38 AM
#1140838
I read about the afterlife
As much as I miss First Fridays in the River District -- this one of the reasons I don't miss living in KC.
3/30/2010 10:34:47 AM
#1140841
Amanda
Sounds like a big pile of bullshit, to me.
3/30/2010 10:36:35 AM
#1140858
Lance
"I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA."
Ouch, that hurt. I'm from Kansas and I'd like to think I have plenty intellect and rationality. Besides, this was in Kansas City, a city that sits in two states.
3/30/2010 10:58:09 AM
#1140865
Godbuster
See what I've never understood about statements like this is: If these things happen and apparently they happen at your will, why do dentists still bother?
Same with YEC, why do geologists bother, or better, how do they stay employed if their guesses are always wrong.
Simple: BECAUSE DOING IS BETTER THAN PRAYING!!!?
3/30/2010 11:07:20 AM
#1140871
Sasha
...teeth being one of the things that tended to be touched in his services.
Interesting. What else got touched during these services? Is groping acceptable at the International House of Prayer?
3/30/2010 11:19:40 AM
#1140891
Old Viking
Is God licensed to practice dentistry in Kansas?
3/30/2010 12:09:29 PM
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