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AT I-HOP—INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PRAYER KANSAS CITY this past week . . .

God began touching folks’ teeth.

And one fellow had a full set of dentures . . . and they suddenly began to feel uncomfortable like there was something under them. He took them out and soon found he had a whole set of teeth growing in. I think they grew in fully before the evening was over.

I could stand that!

Once in a church 35 years or so ago I was standing next to a friend in the sound booth during a visiting evangelist’s ministering . . . teeth being one of the things that tended to be touched in his services. And my friend starts feeling a spot turn warm in his mouth just like the evangelist warned about. So he went to the men’s room to check and sure enough—there was a new filling and he didn’t even know he needed one.

The evangelist said he had no idea why God filled some with gold, some silver and some just got new teeth.

Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me.

Quix, Free Republic 91 Comments [3/30/2010 3:52:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Justin
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Zeus Almighty

Meanwhile in much of the world, gawd can't grow millions of innocent children a full belly or provide them with inexpensive medications for easily preventable diseases.
Fucking twat.
I'm sorry, did I call you a fucking twat?
Sorry, I meant to call you a fucking lying twat douchebucket.

3/30/2010 7:45:59 AM

Porky Pine

Lyin' for Jeebus!

3/30/2010 7:51:16 AM

Wookieduck

You were eating those mushrooms from behind the outhouse again, weren't you?


3/30/2010 7:58:29 AM

GigaGuess

And once again, no one had a phone handy to take video or photos of this wonderous event. Funny, that...

3/30/2010 8:01:23 AM

caustic gnostic

It wasn't god or prayer that did it...it's the patented Miracle Crystals that the teeth people used for their amazing repairs!

For the paltry sum of $1000 per M-Crystal, you too can skip the $10,000 dentist bill and restore your own teeth! Act now!

3/30/2010 8:17:13 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Sounds like BS to me.

3/30/2010 8:21:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

"God began touching folks’ teeth.

And one fellow had a full set of dentures . . . and they suddenly began to feel uncomfortable like there was something under them. He took them out and soon found he had a whole set of teeth growing in. I think they grew in fully before the evening was over.

I could stand that!"

I couldn't (Even if what you claim happened (which I seriously doubt; pics or it didn't happen, Quix). Sounds Like God = Christian Szell (from the film "Marathon Man"):



"Is it safe?"

3/30/2010 8:21:38 AM



So this shit is believable but Obama is not an American? Can we say double standards? What a bunch of gullible assholes.

3/30/2010 8:37:01 AM

Leander

It's lying for jesus time again, pals...

3/30/2010 8:40:07 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Sounds like bullshit to me.

3/30/2010 8:42:25 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Let me get this straight...you are suggesting that god grew new teeth for these people complete with cavities? Is that your position?

3/30/2010 8:44:10 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Damnit, where was god when I had no dental coverage and needed to have my molar yanked?

3/30/2010 8:50:45 AM

werewolf

Most cell phones have cameras - video and still. Most people carry cell phones as a matter of habit.

No one took pictures or video?

How convenient!

3/30/2010 9:00:31 AM

Zabimaru

"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."

God has such a wonderful sense of humor. He spends his time crafting teeth for Americans living in comfort while millions of innocent children starve to death and live lives filled with agony in poor countries around the world.

It's pretty funny when you think about it.

3/30/2010 9:10:28 AM

ozznova

I-HOP . . . prayer meeting?

Listen, God's not gonna save you from a heart attack if you eat nothing but those breakfast specials, so quit it nao.

3/30/2010 9:18:56 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

lolwut?

3/30/2010 9:35:24 AM

Headache

aaa said:

And i'm a nigerian prince who would like to transfer 20 million sterling pounds to your account.


Indeed!

Religion in all it's different forms are nothing but an advanced form of Nigerian 419-scams.

3/30/2010 9:48:15 AM

El Zorro

"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."

Sounds like a tall tale to me.

3/30/2010 10:00:50 AM

Sisyphus

"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."

Boring... sounds like bullshit to me.

3/30/2010 10:01:38 AM

I read about the afterlife

As much as I miss First Fridays in the River District -- this one of the reasons I don't miss living in KC.

3/30/2010 10:34:47 AM

Amanda

Sounds like a big pile of bullshit, to me.

3/30/2010 10:36:35 AM

Lance

"I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA."

Ouch, that hurt. I'm from Kansas and I'd like to think I have plenty intellect and rationality. Besides, this was in Kansas City, a city that sits in two states.

3/30/2010 10:58:09 AM

Godbuster

See what I've never understood about statements like this is: If these things happen and apparently they happen at your will, why do dentists still bother?

Same with YEC, why do geologists bother, or better, how do they stay employed if their guesses are always wrong.

Simple: BECAUSE DOING IS BETTER THAN PRAYING!!!?

3/30/2010 11:07:20 AM

Sasha

...teeth being one of the things that tended to be touched in his services.

Interesting. What else got touched during these services? Is groping acceptable at the International House of Prayer?

3/30/2010 11:19:40 AM

Old Viking

Is God licensed to practice dentistry in Kansas?

3/30/2010 12:09:29 PM
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