Quote# 71775


God began touching folks’ teeth.

And one fellow had a full set of dentures . . . and they suddenly began to feel uncomfortable like there was something under them. He took them out and soon found he had a whole set of teeth growing in. I think they grew in fully before the evening was over.

I could stand that!

Once in a church 35 years or so ago I was standing next to a friend in the sound booth during a visiting evangelist’s ministering . . . teeth being one of the things that tended to be touched in his services. And my friend starts feeling a spot turn warm in his mouth just like the evangelist warned about. So he went to the men’s room to check and sure enough—there was a new filling and he didn’t even know he needed one.

The evangelist said he had no idea why God filled some with gold, some silver and some just got new teeth.

Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me.

Quix, Free Republic 91 Comments [3/30/2010 3:52:29 AM]
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3/31/2010 10:55:10 PM


I'm betting there was a lot of Orajel involved in this, amirite???

4/1/2010 3:32:28 AM

Basically, one of the ways to find out if a country is rich is looking at the people's teeth. And unfortunately, the poor or the people of the South are not known for those kind of, you know, miracles.

4/1/2010 9:24:44 AM

The L

Sounds like a scam to me.

4/2/2010 8:31:03 AM


Good thing too, Ted Haggard might need some dentistry for his meth mouth.

4/26/2010 2:11:24 PM

The Painter

Come on, people, this was in Kansas. They have tornadoes in Kansas that take people to munchkinland. How much can we really expect of this person?

6/6/2010 11:51:05 AM


"Maybe that's too harsh. I mean, after all, this was at an I-HOP prayer meeting in Kansas. You know, that black hole of intellect and rationality in the USA."

actually, there are quite a few rational people here in kansas... most of them live at or near the university of kansas, but still, at least it's in kansas. your I-HOP friends here, on the other hand, are loacated in MISSOURI.

9/28/2010 10:13:16 AM


"Come on, people, this was in Kansas. They have tornadoes in Kansas that take people to munchkinland. How much can we really expect of this person?"

hey! as a person who actually LIVES in kansas, i'm getting tired of people implying that everyone here is retarded! especially since this didn't even HAPPEN in kansas! most of kansas city is in MISSOURI, you guys! if you're going to bash a state, at least check which state you mean to be bashing.

9/28/2010 10:22:15 AM


Where's the empiric evidence?
And why help a guy that has already got a full set of dentures, instead of all the people who can't afford fixing their teeth?

9/28/2010 10:47:36 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"God began touching folks’ teeth. "

Meth is a helluva drug.

6/12/2012 3:59:15 PM


"Interesting . . . sounds like God’s humor, to me."

Funny, it just sounds like your vivid imagination to me.

6/12/2012 4:03:29 PM

Filin De Blanc

Prove it.

6/12/2012 4:07:30 PM

The Anonymous

Drugs = Bad

Lying for Jebus also = Bad

7/29/2012 2:27:39 PM

Blue the Thief

7/29/2012 2:43:30 PM

Blue the Thief

7/29/2012 2:44:18 PM



Lying for Jesus!

7/30/2012 12:47:09 AM

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