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[Re: Health care bill passes.]

i just finished watching the antichrist obama explain how this bill will prevent insurance companies from excluding people for pre-existing conditions, reduce the deficit by $10 billion a year, provide a socialist nightmare 'marketplace' where individuals can purchase insurance in groups and subsidies to help poor people pay premiums and all i'm wondering is

WHAT PART OF THIS BILL IS AMERICAN?????????

i'm sorry but i didn't think i'd ever see this day. someone please pray with me :

sanshou, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [3/30/2010 3:53:41 AM]
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Mihangel apYrs

sanshou MUST be a Poe: otherwise (s)he is saying that it's "Ameerican" for insurance companies to behave like shysters, and for the poor to go to the wall.

Xian?

3/30/2010 3:59:30 AM

CailinBan

Well seeing as it's a bill in the US signed by a US president, the answer to your question is: All of it.

Next ...

(Actually, I'm wondering if it's a poe, seeing as it's pointing out the good elements of this bill.)

3/30/2010 4:00:39 AM

aaa

Translation to english: "Fuck the poor and fuck the sick, there is not enough empty patriotism in this crap!"

3/30/2010 4:16:28 AM

LabRat

It isn't American. It is the decent thing to do. What I want to know is does sanshou consider decent to be unamerican.

3/30/2010 4:19:02 AM

Pup


3/30/2010 4:21:01 AM

rw23

@Mihangel apYrs

> otherwise (s)he is saying that it's "Ameerican" for insurance companies to behave like shysters, and for the poor to go to the wall.

Exactly. Isn't that what unregulated free-market capitalism is all about?

3/30/2010 4:21:25 AM

SleepNeed

Part of me wants to call Poe, but there are people who think that way. One of my redneck neighbors, who ironically is on disability and Medicare, says the same thing as this only he adds "keep your hands off my guns and Medicare!"

3/30/2010 4:50:45 AM

Dan Onymous

Make your minds up - Either America is a Christian nation or it is unAmerican to help the poor and needy. You can't reallly have it both ways.

3/30/2010 4:56:38 AM

Mister Spak

"WHAT PART OF THIS BILL IS AMERICAN????????? "

The part where OBAMA WON AN ELECTION AND ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/30/2010 5:10:27 AM

Smilodon

So in short, Rapture Readians hate people?

3/30/2010 5:16:16 AM

jsonitsac

How about the part that basically hands billions of dollars to insurance companies, while not providing a single payer system?

3/30/2010 5:47:55 AM

Berny

American health insurance companies are in the business of denying health care payments, otherwise they wouldn't make money for their shareholders. A true universal health care solution would take them out of the equation completely but I digress.
What part of letting poor people die from lack of adequate health care is Christian?

3/30/2010 6:03:48 AM

TGRwulf

I still don't see what part of making people HEALTHY that fundies are so against...

3/30/2010 6:07:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

"WHAT PART OF THIS BILL IS AMERICAN?????????"

The part that was drawn up & voted on by duly elected American congresspeople, and then signed into law by a duly elected American president.

3/30/2010 6:10:50 AM

Big Jilm

Why don't you just leave America if you hate it so damned much?

3/30/2010 6:33:45 AM

Phloom

You are right! It is not American to care for its own poor. I am sure glad that I live in a socialist, fag loving country called Canada. If I get sick, it won't bankrupt me and I will never be denied coverage.

3/30/2010 7:15:46 AM

fmitchell

The bill didn't decrease taxes, ease gun restrictions, or lock more (dark) people in jail ... it's un-American, I tells ya!

3/30/2010 7:19:41 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

Health care is very un-christian. Everyone knows the bible verse where jesus hands lazarus the bill for raising him from the dead.

3/30/2010 7:22:33 AM

Tyler

Let me guess, you're the kind of guy who believes Jesus was a white Anglo-Saxon man with long, flowing hair, and who spoke English. And who would have been a staunch Republican.

While over in reality-land, Jesus advocated very liberal ideas, such as helping the poor and shit. If he ever existed of course. So once again we have an idiot who doesn't even understand the teachings of his own damn savior.

3/30/2010 7:34:26 AM



How is preventing people from getting much-needed treatment Christian?

3/30/2010 7:37:40 AM

Zeus Almighty

"someone please pray with me : "


Dear gawd, please visit sanshou with a cluebat of biblical proportions.
Amen.

3/30/2010 7:38:13 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Yeah, having empathy for sick people, even if they're poor... psht, don't want them there compassion ruining America. 9/11 NEVAR FORGET NO A-RAB TERRORISTS ON MY PLANE NO POOR PEOPLE IN MY HOSPITAL NO NEGROS IN MY WHITE HOUSE THESE COLOURS DON'T RUN (except when something slightly different from what I'm used to comes along, in which case, I run like a cowardly little bitch, clutching mah tax dollars for dear life)

3/30/2010 7:55:27 AM

Blasphemina

If being American means being greedy, self-centered, fanatical, holier-than-thou and standing by smirking over my private insurance while my neighbors suffer from not being able to afford a doctor, I'm ready to renounce my citizenship and move to Europe.

3/30/2010 8:11:52 AM

Leander

Yeah, because insurance companies beeing evil is totally American (tm)!!

3/30/2010 8:37:30 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Yes, please put all of your energy into prayer and let the grown ups run thing, m'kay?

3/30/2010 8:47:53 AM
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