Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In
Preview Build of the new site!

Quote# 718

I was wondering why YOU were making such a fuss over it. As the latter comment, Nothing has yet proven (scientifically/arcaeologically) that the Bible is false.

gsuzfreq, Christian Guitar Resources 14 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh


Yes it has.

1/10/2007 8:29:34 PM

David D.G.

\"...Nothing has yet proven (scientifically/arcaeologically) that the Bible is false.\"

Talking snakes? Global flood? Miracles?

Yeah, nothing, that is, except for REALITY.

~David D.G.

1/10/2007 8:59:23 PM


That's because you put your fingers in your ears every time someone tries to tell you about the contrary evidence.

1/10/2007 9:01:30 PM


This just doesn't make sense. This is like saying that nothing has yet proven (scientifically/archeologically) that Hop on Pop is false. It's a BOOK. It obviously EXISTS. And things within it are STORIES. Even if you believe them word for word, which the bible itself expressly forbids, it's still a historic accounting, combined with prophecy, parable, and geneology. You can't prove that false (or true) with either science or theology.

1/10/2007 9:25:04 PM


Why do they need a website specifically for Christians who play the guitar?

1/10/2007 11:37:12 PM

Damn Yankee

So they don't sound like the Satanic rock stars who actually write and play good guitar music.

1/11/2007 5:54:27 AM


\"Nothing has yet proven (scientifically/arcaeologically) that the Bible is false.\"

1. Radio-carbon dating
2. Geology
3. Fossil record
4. Evolution by natural selection
5. General and special relativity

Need I go on?

By the way, has anyone else noticed how fundies don't know how to punctuate or capitalize? Or spell?

1/11/2007 11:32:40 PM


Actually, there have been several things which have disproven inerrant Biblical literalism. In addition, your logic is so flawed, that we can disprove almost nothing if we go by your logic. Disprove the Flying Spaghetti Monster with your methodology.

12/8/2008 2:33:30 AM

a mind far far away

Covering your eyes and screaming "LA LA LA LA LA" just to ignore the proof doesn't mean there isn't any. All that means is that you ignore it.

12/8/2008 2:41:43 AM


excepts its mistakes
accept its mistakes

12/8/2008 2:06:41 PM


We don't have to prove it false, you have to prove it correct.

12/8/2008 5:59:32 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Bible's a fucking forgery.
You OTOH are a genuine piece of shit.

6/1/2012 4:57:57 AM


So how many legs does an insect have?

6/1/2012 5:26:31 AM


Nothing has yet proven that the bible is true, and there are many things in the bible that contradict the way things happen in reality (there have been no global floods, no talking animals, pi is not exactly 3, there are no four-legged insects, etc.).

6/1/2012 12:24:38 PM