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[On the healthcare bill.]

Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled..

our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads....
THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word....

IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here, I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone....

It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!

CHRISTinCheryl , Rapture Ready 105 Comments [3/31/2010 4:14:38 AM]
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The Jamo

Far out! This is crazy. One would think that christians would support a bill that aims to help those who are in need... since it's, you know, a christ-like thing to do. But no. They think that it's evil for some reason. WTF!

3/31/2010 4:19:17 AM

Arnold Facepalmer

WHERE in the BIBLE does it mention a CHIP? JOHN was TRIPPING BALLS when he wrote REVELATIOn.

3/31/2010 4:20:53 AM



In ten years will you still be saying the same thing?

3/31/2010 4:22:37 AM

aaa

Kid, you are pathetic. Also, there won't be any chips implanted to your bodies. Why? Too expensive and too little benefits with a lot of drawbacks. We at illuminati have done several studies in this subject and we saw no reason to do so. There are far more practical methods of controlling stuff. Fnord.

3/31/2010 4:23:59 AM

Swede

Jesus said to care for the poor and the suffering, didn't he? "That which you do to the least of my people, you do unto me." That is basically what this EVIL Bill is about.
You have just called the words of Jesus evil, have fun in the Eternal Fires.

Lots of countries in Europe have had some kind of universal health care system for decades. Still no rapture...

3/31/2010 4:32:57 AM

Prager

I don't recall seeing anything in the bill about chips being implanted in people.

3/31/2010 4:35:34 AM

Aethernaut

Dear CHRISTinCheryl,

You're nuts.

Sincerely,
Reality

3/31/2010 4:47:12 AM

Fedup

GREAT!!!
and take Limbaugh with you


3/31/2010 4:49:47 AM

Ken

If you hate the world that much, kill yourself already.

3/31/2010 4:49:50 AM

Paschal Wagner

I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled.

Healing others without charging them for it? Sounds like Jesus, alright.

And how is the chip a mark if it's implanted? And why would any decent mind-control technology require THREE chips per subject?

we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!

Can't wait. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

3/31/2010 5:10:04 AM

a well known dangerous villain

Just what do these guys have against the idea of everyone getting healthcare?

3/31/2010 5:21:21 AM

FSMpirate

So, the Devil wants us to carry around our complete medical records in our skin? I thought RFID was kind of cool.

AND what the HELL are YOU doing THIS shit for? YOU aren't going ANYWHERE!

3/31/2010 5:22:55 AM

Mister Spak

Our LORD JESUS said he would return in the apostles lifetime. HE'S LATE> Or maybe you WERE LEFT BEHIND.

3/31/2010 5:23:22 AM

breakerslion

That was St. John the Deranged, not Jesus. Moldy prison food can do that to you. What's your excuse?

3/31/2010 5:28:04 AM

Nowonmai

Wait a cotton picking minute! Jesus himself preached taking care of the sick and those in need.

3/31/2010 5:37:06 AM

caustic gnostic

Step into the next tornado you encounter.

That's your 'rapture'.

3/31/2010 5:38:19 AM

Davros

*is speechless*

3/31/2010 5:51:18 AM

MDB

It's a shame Rapture Ready wasn't around in 1935.

If it was, you could go through it's archives and probably find a nearly identical post, just discussing Social Security cards instead of chips.

3/31/2010 6:02:12 AM

D Laurier.

Oh for fuck sakes... Just drink the dammed koolaid already.
Then you can be with your sky fairy, and have all the Jesus dick you want.


3/31/2010 6:02:13 AM

Fedup

What's with fundies and emoticons?

3/31/2010 6:03:05 AM



It's EVIL alright to help POOR AMERICANS for FREE.

THAT sounds like something our LORD JESUS would hate to DO! it MUST be the ANTICHRIST

3/31/2010 6:07:25 AM

Smilodon

Oh no, the bad emoticon is back.

3/31/2010 6:11:44 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

We've got to convince these people that suicide isn't a sin, just a shortcut to jesus.

3/31/2010 6:12:05 AM

I Read About The Afterlife

You know, you'd get to heaven even quicker if you went down the street and not across the road.

3/31/2010 6:14:26 AM



"our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib"

Er,no...he didn't

".....JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........"


Er, no...he didn't

"JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads...."

Er, no...he didn't


Oh, why bother?

3/31/2010 6:25:30 AM
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