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[On the healthcare bill.]

Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled..

our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads....
THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word....

IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here, I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone....

It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!

CHRISTinCheryl , Rapture Ready 104 Comments [3/31/2010 4:14:38 AM]
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Bill S.

If such "evil" laws were the sign of the coming rapture, which fundies seem to be so excited for, you would think that they would be the biggest proponents of the healthcare bill, not to mention same-sex marriage and other "evil" things that actually make people's lives better.

3/31/2010 6:36:09 AM



1. There have been many people accused of being the anti-christ for centuries. The world hasn't come to an end.

2. Because Jesus would have said "fuck you" to the poor and ill, too!

3/31/2010 6:45:46 AM

I read about the afterlife

Everyone! I figured it out! Jesus said he'd come back within the disciples time and he wasn't! That doesn't mean he's not coming back!!! HE'S JUST BEING FASHIONABLY LATE!!

And now I will wait until that reasoning shows up on rapture ready.

3/31/2010 6:48:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled.."

Bollocks. Why?:

"our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads....
THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word...."

Got news for ya, Cheryl. A nationwide socialised healthare system was introduced decades before President Obama's Health Reform Bill was passed: the National Health Service here in the UK. In the late 1940s.

And to date, we haven't had chips inserted in us, nor any 'mark' put on us British citizens. I'd say that your Bible has got it's 'prophecies' way off the mark - or the 'End Times' will never happen. Most countries in Europe have similar healthcare systems (especially in the Scandinavian countries). We're still here.

You do the maths, Cheryl (and everyone on Ruptured Retards).

Americentricism. It should be illegal. Oh, and good to see you catching up with the rest of the civilised world, USA.

3/31/2010 6:49:46 AM

Berny

All that Jesus said about his supposed second coming was that it would occur within the lifetime of his disciples. Unless there are some two-thousand year old apostles walking around, you've been stood up, Cheryl.
You'll die of old age waiting for the Rapture.

3/31/2010 6:53:39 AM

Dexter

Dear CHRISTinCheryl

The rapture happend last saturday. If you are still here, you are fucked.

Sincerely

Dexter

3/31/2010 6:55:40 AM

campbunny

Why do you hate existence so much?

3/31/2010 7:04:34 AM

Ozzie

@Fedup:

as well as Hannity, Beck and Palin :)

3/31/2010 7:09:43 AM

Blasphemina

Christ, Cheryl. They just want you to be able to afford to go to the doctor when your psych meds run out.

3/31/2010 7:23:40 AM

buff114

I thought in your mythology the Rapture was the first thing to happen? So if we are on the 7 year Trib then not a lot of people, including all of you morons at RR, got LEFT BEHIND *scary music*

3/31/2010 7:26:06 AM

clockworkgirl21

*licks CHRISTinCheryl's face*

OMG, the fundie tears! They taste so good!

3/31/2010 7:35:09 AM

NearlySane

"#1141245
clockworkgirl21

*licks CHRISTinCheryl's face*

OMG, the fundie tears! They taste so good!"

Sorry, the cruel girl licking the mad girl's face - that's HOT

3/31/2010 7:37:50 AM



Just kill yourself already. It's a shortcut to Heaven, right?

3/31/2010 7:42:32 AM

Mr Blur

Do these idiots have any idea what this poor excuse for a health "system" actually means for people in the US? I'm English and I know far more about it than they do.

3/31/2010 7:54:09 AM



Rapture Ready's smileys are really stupid.

Everything else has already been said :)

3/31/2010 7:55:26 AM

Tyler

A lot of that was in the Revelation of John you twat.

3/31/2010 8:00:13 AM

Dr. Killjoy

Keep telling yourself that.

3/31/2010 8:02:07 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Wanna bet?

3/31/2010 8:04:24 AM

Quantum Mechanic

bullshit

And shove that stupid emoticon up your ass.

3/31/2010 8:12:21 AM

Zeus Almighty

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3/31/2010 8:16:08 AM

Murdin

O noes ! Teh EBILL !

Also, you're damaging your Laps Cock key.

3/31/2010 8:41:31 AM

ergo

Making sure everyone is insured is a sign of the devil? Oh right, healthcare is supposed to be exclusive to those clean people.

3/31/2010 9:11:23 AM

El Zorro

Hey, I think this a secret code. Take all the capitalized words and write them together.

"EVIL" "JESUS" "LORD JESUS" "JESUS" JESUS"
"TH[IS]" "THE WAY" "ALL AMERICANS"
"HE" "HIS" "LORD" "CONFIDENT" "NOT" "BUT" "HUGE SIGN" "ALMOST OUTTA HERE"
"CHRIST"

3/31/2010 9:27:53 AM

dionysus

Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled..

I don't recall Jesus making a whole lot of prophecies, especially not ones about the modern times, but I do distinctly remember him helping the sick and poor and commanding his followers to do the same.

our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads....

Jesus said none of those things and that shows me that you've never actually read the Bible and are probably just going by what your preacher told you.

THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word....

Since when is a chip implanted ON the skin? And who in their right mind implants it in their forehead anyway (if we ignore the in/on contradiction)? From what I've read, it seems like a visible mark, more like a tattoo than a chip.

IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here

What the hell do you mean by that? You mean everyone at RR? What about someone that's trolling and didn't get caught? Does s/he go to heaven too? If so, then your god is an idiot to be fooled so easily.

I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone....

It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!


As much as I'd love to believe that all of the fundies are going to disappear from the planet in one swoop, people have been predicting the end times since the beginning times and all it seems to be is a bunch of people who are terrified of any significant change to the status quo panicking.

3/31/2010 9:37:51 AM

Doctor Whom

Just in case you're still here at the end of the so-called Tribulation, as I suspect you will be, you know what the Book of Deuteronomy says to do to prophets who get even one prophecy wrong, don't you?

3/31/2010 9:39:55 AM
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