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"Rapture Ready's smileys are really stupid."
"And shove that stupid emoticon up your ass."
Never fear, my Anti-Ruptured Retard smiley is here!:
3/31/2010 9:43:13 AM
"I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled"
Because Jesus would never have healed the sick for free...
"our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib..."
No he didn't. The word "antichrist" appears nowhere in the bible. The closest he came was talking about false prophets. And he never said the tribulation would be seven years.
"JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads.... "
No he didn't. That was in Revelation, written by John while apparently under the influence of magic mushrooms.
"THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip"
What, so they couldn't have secretly done that without passing universal health care legislation?
"I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!"
Believe me, nobody would be happier than me to see all you people disappear.
3/31/2010 9:47:47 AM
Uhhh... wasn't Revelations the writings of John of Patmos, not Jesus?
3/31/2010 10:36:27 AM
"it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads.... "
Sarah Palin is the Anti-Christ then. And that stunt was so stupid it's known in the four corners of the World, as "fast as speaking to one man",,, another sign. And they would decieve, well she's got you fooled
3/31/2010 10:41:40 AM
Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled..
Because Jesus was vehemently against the sick being healed unless their HMO couldn't find a loophole out of helping them.
our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......
And where is this Tribulation? I mean...bad things happening? That's pretty vague...
JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........
Which is also extraordinarily vague.
JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads....
And Universal Health Care has what to do with this? Unless the mark is stitches they would otherwise not be able to afford...
THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....
Bullshit. Free or no, the hospital has no right to do anything against your wishes. They are granted no more access to you than they did already, so why would the eeevil mark be coming from the hospitals now, and not before?
Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word....
I don't recall anything about the Bible saying that a nation would care for it's people amidst the frenzied cries of the zealots.
IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here, I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone....
When WHAT is forced on you? Going to the hospital if you're sick?
It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
Yes, helping those who otherwise cannot help themselves, and are being fucked over by insurance companies is so evil.
3/31/2010 10:42:56 AM
Would that be the Original Jesus TM, Super Jesus, or the Ultimate Jesus?
3/31/2010 10:43:43 AM
our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast.
Try reading the Bible. Jesus said none of those things. They were the insane ravings of that lunatic who wrote Revelation.
There's nothing in the health care bill that says anything about chips. It says insurance companies can't cancel your insurance just because you get sick. It says they can't refuse you coverage because you have a pre-existing condition. It says you can't have lifetime maximums. It says we're going to stop subsiding Medicare Advantage plans. It says if you don't have insurance, you have to pay a tax to pay back the rest of us for when you get sick and we have to pick up the bill (in most states, if you don't have car insurance, they'll revoke your license; and your mortgage company requires you to have fire insurance; so the health care bill actually goes easier on irresponsible people who cost other people money).
Show me in the Bible which of those things Jesus would be against.
3/31/2010 10:58:45 AM
"IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here, I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone...."
So they're going to kill themselves?
3/31/2010 11:02:06 AM
GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE DELUDED! JESUS IS NOT COMING! HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE CAPS? IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU WILL DIE AS AN OLD PERSON, AND NOT WITH SOME HORRIBLE, PAINFUL DISEASE OR ACCIDENT YOU WILL NEVER, EVER SEE JESUS! HE DOESN'T EXIST! THERE IS NO HEAVEN, NO PEARLY GATES. NO HELL, EITHER, BY THE WAY. YOU HAVE BEEN LIED TO ALL YOUR LIFE! WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU WASTE EVEN MORE OF YOUR PRECIOUS TIME LIVING IN HATE AND HATING YOUR LIFE!
3/31/2010 11:25:18 AM
For proof that fundies actually never read their own holy book you need look no further than CHRISTinCheryl's attribution of John of Patnos' delusional ramblings to Jesus and the fact that no-one on RR seems to have called her on it.
3/31/2010 11:40:51 AM
Professor Waldorf X
You know, funny thing about this whole mark of the beast deal. See, you can't take the mark of the beast UNLESS YOU ACCEPT IT. It isn't the fucking mark of the beast unless it is optional.
3/31/2010 11:52:26 AM
You're fucking nuts. Seriously, get some help from a mental health care professional.
3/31/2010 1:07:14 PM
Chrsit in Cheryl....does this imply sexual union?
Well, Cheryl, Jesus, if you have ever read the Gospels, was a person who approved of healing the sick and poor. You seem totally against this. So how can you reconcile your selfish and irrational views with those of the healer that you claim as your Lord.
It seems to me you are in conflict with Jesus. How can you hope to get into heaven?
Sorry. No Rapture for you.
BTW, the chip is for real. Only it's not implanted. Here in France it's on my Carte Vitale - something like a bank card for withdrawing cash from a bank machine. I can choose to use this card or not. So it's not quite in keeping with your view of the Mark of the Beast.
You are quite odd. You adhere to the Apocalypse to the detriment of Jesus and the Gospels.
3/31/2010 1:10:45 PM
People like this are proof that Christ's life was in vain.
He taught people to be tolerant and accepting, help the poor and the sick, and be all-round good eggs.
It's like the religious right is going out of its way to not do what Jesus would have wanted.
Your username is pretty inappropriate, methinks.
3/31/2010 1:10:50 PM
Cheryl, are you sitting down? Jesus never said any of those things.
3/31/2010 1:12:29 PM
Industrial strength crazy -- you're soaking in it.
3/31/2010 1:19:01 PM
IS IT ILLEGAL TO REMOVE THE GODDAMN EMOTICONS FROM THESE QUOTES WHEN SUBMITTING OR SOMETHING? D:< SERIOULSY! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
3/31/2010 1:26:38 PM
It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
I'm sure that people said in:
Rome is burning! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
Rome has fallen! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
The Normans conquered England! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
The Black Death has come! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
The Colonies have declared themselves independent! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
The South has attacked Fort Sumter! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
Saddam Hussein has invaded Kuwait! It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
I remember something that I was taught was never predict the end of the world. I believe Jesus himself said it "for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night." 1 Thessalonians 5:2
Of course this was just about two millennia ago, and he also said that those who talked to him in person (if he was real) would still be alive for the end of the world.
3/31/2010 1:45:37 PM
we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!
Grow some balls and kill yourself already.
3/31/2010 2:06:29 PM
How convenient. drop dead and leave the rest of us to deal with insanity. No, if there ever was a Mark of the Beast, it's something a christian invented, by christians for christians. screw your self centered beliefs.
3/31/2010 2:07:10 PM
3/31/2010 2:18:11 PM
I just love their dumb sexualized user names. This clown is named CHRISTinCheryl. I bet Cheryl just loves to get some Jesus in her. Fucking Mexicans! Gets all the poontang!
3/31/2010 2:19:03 PM
Not long to go now, only several billion soons, then, with trumpets blaring, and soiled underwear appearing in little piles everywhere, you'll be flying up to magic-crotch land, arms wide apart, ready for the vice-like grasp of the servile clasp.
Then after after a good deal of slathering and slavish abasement, you can whoosh off to your mansion in heaven. There you can sit for eternity with the other ghosts you knew back on Earth, haunting your own house and reminiscing about the good old days. The days when you could express your hatred for anything decent, just as a matter of course, and as a sign of allegiance to your cult of supreme aeriel chosen ones. The good old days when you could make your risible expressions of persecution like a spoiled drama queen.
3/31/2010 2:31:52 PM
slippery slope, straw man, crazy person
3/31/2010 2:50:30 PM
It takes a true fundy to be depressed about people receiving healthcare. They wouldn't know compassion if it danced naked in front of them!
3/31/2010 3:01:48 PM
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