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[On the healthcare bill.]

Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled..

our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib......JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast........JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads....
THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word....

IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here, I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone....

It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!

CHRISTinCheryl , Rapture Ready 104 Comments [3/31/2010 4:14:38 AM]
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yup, you are definately outta here... so far out, it is fuckin' unreal! The big J would never have healed the goddam sick, would he?

3/31/2010 3:07:29 PM

Slavaa

It's the last line that really tops off the craziness for me.

3/31/2010 3:47:08 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Sadly, nowhere in that bill is a requirement for all Americans to receive tattoos on their temple with the "number of the beast" 666. I guess you guys are just going to have to wait another two thousand years for your tribulation to come "soon".

And then two thousand after that, and after that...ad infinitum.

3/31/2010 3:54:51 PM

IanJames

As always: hate, be afraid. But be joyful! :-D

3/31/2010 4:32:27 PM

Azurite

Are...you guys and gals reading this thread? It's a fucking GOLDMINE. These people are honestly sick in the head...they're saying that America is doomed, that it committed suicide, etc etc. I mean, MAN.

3/31/2010 4:51:19 PM

Giveitaday

Even tho I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed

What in the bloody hell is "evil" about giving health insurance to people? Nevermind, I already know. It's because healthcare might be given to all those you disagree with or disapprove of.

I see this atrocity as JESUS"s words and prophecies being fulfilled.

Because Jesus had so much to say about health insurance.

our LORD JESUS said there would be an Antichrist during the 7 year Trib.JESUS told us there would be a Mark-of the Beast.JESUS said it would be a mark on their hands or foreheads

Tell me, Have you ever so much as opened the book, much less actually read it?

THis bill passing is THE WAY to legallly gain access to ALL AMERICANS physical bodies to implant that chip.....

No it doesn't. And to claim otherwise is a deliberate, willful, and outright lie! What does your bible say about lying?

Things are happening just as HE prophesied in HIS word....

So what was the chapter & verse where Jesus mentioned healthcare insurance, microchip implantation, or anything you are claiming?

IF we belong to the LORD. and we all do here,

Such arrogance. Pride goeth before a fall.

I am CONFIDENT we will NOT be here in a few years when it is forced on everyone....

So not only do you claim to see the future, but you also know the mind of your "god"?

It is evil for sure,

So then break the bill down point by point and show us what is so "evil" about it. You can't, can you.

BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!

The bible does not so much as mention the "rapture", nor does it mention, imply, or infer that an american healthcare insurance bill is a sign that the end is near.

3/31/2010 5:30:13 PM

Professor M

@ Tolpuddle Martyr --

I guess you guys are just going to have to wait another two thousand years for your tribulation to come "soon".

The thing is, they haven't been waiting for the "tribulation" for 2k years. The whole fundamentalist evangelical "tribulation" schtick is about two hundred years old at the outside. The change came when a whole branch of Christianity emerged whose doctrine-setters had a complete lack of basic reading skills.

3/31/2010 5:37:52 PM

T. Sally

seriously? a HEALTH CARE BILL is EVIL??? these folks set a pretty low bar on the evil-o-meter.

3/31/2010 5:49:58 PM

John_in_Oz

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient_Protection_and_Affordable_Care_Act[url]

Mabe I've misread it. To err is human. But which bit offers free health insurance?

3/31/2010 8:16:18 PM

Apocraphy

Please lord/jebus would you speed this rapture thingy up and take these useless cunts off this planet asap

3/31/2010 8:22:37 PM

Alencon

Can someone explain to me WTF these people have against universal Health Care? Why is it evil?

3/31/2010 8:56:31 PM

Jeebus Creebus

What a freaktard!! CHRISTinCheryl is waaaaaaaaaaaay past her pull date.

3/31/2010 9:01:30 PM

Canadia

@#1141440

Because the rich guy holding their leash told them it was.

4/1/2010 2:32:12 AM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

YOU'RE. CRAZY. GET. HELP. PLEASE. LOLROFLMAO O.o

4/1/2010 2:44:07 AM

shockmeshockmeshockmewiththatdeviantbehavior

because I LIKE shoutING randomLY in CAPS and that MAKES me RIGHT and all OF YOU wrong SO YEAAAAH go ME and all MY CAPS lock SPASMS!!!

4/1/2010 2:50:25 AM

p

I just thought of something. Wouldn't it be funny if the rapture ready forums actually were created by the US government to keep track of all these crazy fundies?

And i can't understand what's so bad about universal health insurance?
But on the other hand i'm swedish and therefore a communist.

4/1/2010 3:25:16 AM

Anon-e-moose

Ask yourself this question, Cheryl (and everyone on Ruptured Retards):

Did Jesus charge people for his healing services?

If you can answer the only way possible - and that answer can only be one word - then you've just destroyed your own argument.

And the Repubicans will have lost the moral argument in opposing said bill. After all, if they have as much 'faith' and religious conviction as you who vote for them have...

Why do you even need healthcare - private or socialised - in the first place? Your 'God' should be able to cure all ills; after all, Jesus made the lame walk, the blind see, those afflicted with leprosy normal again, and the mad become sane. Even raised the dead. A prayer a day should keep the doctor away, amirite?

If you have your 'faith' in your 'God', then you don't need all of that 'work of Satan' that is medical science, eh? If you even need medical insurance, then you don't have much faith in your 'Faith' hmmmmmm, Cheryl (and everyone else on Ruptured Retards)?!

In summation: why are you (and your ilk) so concerned about the passing of this bill? Medical care is needed for those who can't (or don't put their faith in 'Faith') pray away their afflictions and need direct medical intervention. And try telling the millions of Americans who previously couldn't afford insurance, but will now be able to get treatment, that this idea is such an evil thing, Cheryl.

As I've said before (but bears repeating), we in the UK have had the National Health Service since the late 1940s. Most of Europe has has more or less the same thing (hell, in most of the EU, British citizens can have free healthcare - paid for by the NHS - in other EU countries if we take with us a particular document). We're still here.

But then, if the Repubicans are so opposed to the whole concept of socialised medicine, why did Sarah Failin, years ago, cross the Canadian border on many occasions to take advantage of their free healthcare, hmmmmm?! Yet, she dares to criticise President Obama's spending on this healthcare policy, but she said nothing about her own God Emperor of Fucking up, George Dumbya Bush's wasting trillions of dollars on the Iraq war. Hypocrisy. It's in the DNA of the Religious Right.

Your call, Cheryl (and Ruptured Retards as a whole).

4/1/2010 7:50:04 AM

TGRwulf

What, the, fuck...

4/1/2010 9:11:27 AM



He also said that it was your moral duty to heal those sick. Read the whole book instead of cherry picking. And by the way, Jesus NEVER spoke about the Antichrist. It was Saint John, many years after his death.

4/1/2010 9:17:32 AM

only one w a BRAIN


4/1/2010 3:32:53 PM

only one w a BRAIN

reading the first few comments i see that most bloggers are idiots, i mean that in love ofcourse being a youth pastor. First of all rfid are under 6 cents, which is probably what most of you all have in your checking accounts. Second of all rfid is already used globally and was invented and patented in the early 80's. Look at page 1000 of the recently passed bill section c its all there. And for those of you who are sadly attempting to quote scripture, do us all a favor and stick to your vast collection of every one poops and run spot run. Cheryl i too got caught up in the excitement of studying eschatology and the rapture, Jesus said no one but the father knows its time, we certainly have indications, just know that if the world hates you remember it hated Christ first. the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to those who are being saved it is the power of God.

4/1/2010 3:34:13 PM

Abdul Alhazred

BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!

Oh really? I can't wait until you guys are finally out of here. Seriously.

Please leave and never come back.

Thank you.

4/1/2010 3:52:38 PM

The L

I can barely even read this, because the "rejoicing" smiley is so damned distracting. Not only is the quote asinine, insane, and entirely too full of Caps Lock, but the person who decided flashy, "exciting" animated smileys are a good idea should be dragged out and shot.

4/2/2010 8:01:00 AM

Tatch

I can't help but read the last bit of the last sentence in the voice of Genie from Alladin.
"And we ARE OUTTA HERE!" Heh, good times.

5/10/2010 1:13:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I am angered and saddened by this EVIL Bill being passed"

Romans 13:1-7, bitch.

See you in Hell, Cheryl.

Time to break out the Anti-Smiley:

"It is evil for sure, BUT I see this as a HUGE SIGN we are ALMOST OUTTA HERE!!!!"

5/10/2010 9:18:42 AM
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