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I don't know why it reminded me of this, but I have a friend who has Arabians (imagine that) and she is convinced that when we get to heaven, we are going to find out that the Arabian horse originally belonged to the Isrealites ... and were stolen and claimed by the Arabs .. lol. She looks at me and says "Debbie! It just HAS to be that way .. God's perfect equine as a gift to his covenant children..."

texasgal, Arabian Breeders Network 48 Comments [4/5/2010 7:08:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 61
Submitted By: Kelpie
WTF?! || meh

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Nah. They sold the copyright and got a nice price for it. :-)

4/5/2010 7:15:34 AM


Yea, I'm sure that is exactly what happened.

4/5/2010 7:16:50 AM

Mister Spak

There's only one arabian horse? And all the jews had to time share it?

4/5/2010 7:42:33 AM

Philbert McAdamia

God's perfect equine as a gift to his covenant children

Hmm. Who did he give the cockroaches to? And sharks and houseflies.

4/5/2010 7:56:07 AM


"She looks at me and says "Debbie! It just HAS to be that way .. God's perfect equine as a gift to his covenant children...""

You realize that if this were true and the Arabs were given the horse that you're essentially stating that Islam is the correct religion, don't you?

4/5/2010 8:01:37 AM


Meh. I prefer Tennessee walkers myself.

4/5/2010 8:04:20 AM


Okay, any Arabian I've ever encountered usually turns out to be a psychotic, schizophrenic old nag. "God's Perfect Equine?" Gimme a good old quarterhorse any day.

4/5/2010 8:19:55 AM


God's perfect equine as a gift to his covenant children..."

Of course. Allah is great.

4/5/2010 8:20:31 AM


Your friend has Arabians? Perhaps she could have them surgically removed.

4/5/2010 8:20:40 AM



4/5/2010 8:37:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, because the idea of any animal evolving and being used by a particular desert tribe instead of a different desert tribe is totally ridiculous.

4/5/2010 8:42:58 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Christians are weird, horse lovers are weird... Christian horse lovers are completely insane.

4/5/2010 8:46:41 AM


Newsflash for you and your fuckwitted friend, the Arabs living in the Middle East evolved from the people who once were the Israelites. The horses came along with them, if indeed they are the same breed as what was "gifted" from your god, and not engineered by the descendants of the Israelites (i.e. Arabs) into the Arabian horses we know today.

4/5/2010 8:57:31 AM

rubber chicken

You have a friend ?

4/5/2010 9:03:19 AM

This is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

4/5/2010 9:23:25 AM


Wow, equine fundies!

I think the Arabian horse originally belonged to itself.
Weren't the Israelites of the Jewish persuasion? What does it matter if the owners where Jews or Arabs? They are both within the Abrahamic religious family.

Do horses get to heaven? Maybe only Arab horses...

4/5/2010 9:25:30 AM

D Laurier.

Oh look, texasgal wants a pony.
And she wants to smear arabs.

4/5/2010 9:28:12 AM


Considering that Israel and Arabia are both in the same general area in the world, I wouldn't be surprised if both of them used the same kinds of horses. That said, the Arabs WERE pretty advanced up until around the Crusades. They started lagging around then. I wouldn't be surprised if they managed to selectively breed those horses you like so much to be as good as they are.

4/5/2010 9:55:03 AM


Last time i checked, Arabian horses were bred during the medieval times, not in the pre-roman era.

4/5/2010 10:13:33 AM

Arabian horses have had a reputation for being the best and their breeding was ALWAYS, even before their conversion to Islam, to ARABIC people. Sorry if God has that wicked sense of humor.

4/5/2010 11:10:30 AM

Old Viking

Major issue.

4/5/2010 11:48:53 AM


Who fucking cares?

4/5/2010 12:04:53 PM

While I love Arabian horses, they're far from perfect. Yes, some are that wonderful combination of intelligence, beauty, grace and physical fitness, others can be stupid, ugly, clumsy and fat.

4/5/2010 1:15:22 PM


When I read this kind of rubbish I begin to wonder if Hitler did not have a point in eliminating the deficient - I mean willfully deficient, of course. Texasgal seems a prime candidate. Come back Adolf. All is forgiven!

4/5/2010 1:30:54 PM


As a j00, i say WHO THE HELL CARES?

4/5/2010 2:21:47 PM
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