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[Fox News falls for the "small town church putting on a play involving a gay Jesus" urban legend, sends RR into a panic]

Not being fully delivered yet, my flesh would like to see them cast into the lake of fire personally.....

kboswell, RR 39 Comments [4/5/2010 12:16:38 AM]
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aaa

Rapture ready: It doesn't matter how many prostitutes you killed, just don't be a fag.

4/5/2010 12:51:11 AM

Green

Not an urban legend apparently, the town really was going to do a production of Corpus Christi but was canceled due to all the threats.

Good thing Jesus taught that the best way to deal with those that don't share your beliefs is to threaten them with bodily harm or death!

4/5/2010 12:55:23 AM

Ken

Rapture Ready: Read Fox News -> Quote Fox News -> Get butthurt -> Cry -> Pray for death

4/5/2010 1:13:06 AM

M.M.

What happened to forgiveness?

4/5/2010 1:43:23 AM

Eden

Christian fundamentalist love at work.
So much about their "love the sinner but despise the sin" ;)

4/5/2010 2:10:06 AM



I wonder what they would say about this exhibition -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Homo_(exhibition)

(NSFW-picture in the llink at the end of thee article)

4/5/2010 2:11:07 AM

Wehpudicabok

So what if Jesus was gay? He was a person. Just because you worship him doesn't mean you have the sole right to retcon him. I could say he was a douchebag, and that's my right. It's not anti-Christian because Jesus wasn't just the Christ, he was a person and we can talk about people however we like (libel excepted).

(For the record, I don't think he's a douchebag at all; I admire some of his teachings, but not all, and lament the way the core of his message has been ignored.)

4/5/2010 2:15:59 AM

The L

Because heaven forbid that an actor not be exactly like the person he portrays!

Why, that's like insisting that the part of Mary at your passion play be played by an actual virgin--even if a mother of four happens to be capable of putting on a damned good act. Or that Romeo and Juliet must be played by 16th-century Italians.

4/5/2010 4:10:44 AM

LOLWUT

Why don't you go get raptured already? You can do it yourself. You just don't want to and we all know why!

4/5/2010 4:26:43 AM



Corpus Christi is not a story of a gay Jesus. It´s the story of a guy whose life parallels Jesus´s life. So, yes, Urban Legend full throtle. However, look at Snopes. It´s amazing the how many people fall for that stupid thing.

4/5/2010 4:39:36 AM

Mister Spak

Did Faux news fall for it, or create it?

4/5/2010 4:54:45 AM

Canadiest

Sorry if I offend anyone here, but,,Jesus has always come across as Gay. Really gay. 13 unemployed gay jews wandering around, planning wedding meals, talking about the love of fellow man and avoiding the company of woman.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

4/5/2010 5:21:24 AM

FSMpirate

"Who is NAILIN' Jesus to the Cross?" Was a well-thought out production. I would've been more comfortable without all of the homosexual fellatio, but hey, I'm more of a musician. What do I know about theater?

4/5/2010 5:22:14 AM

timjamiller

Oh yeah, keep on telling daddy what your flesh wants. That's right. Now cry a little more. Mmmm.

4/5/2010 5:33:00 AM

Doubting Thomas

Fundamentalist Christianity... hate the sin and the sinner. And there's no room for freedom of expression.

Now if someone had portrayed the Islamic prophet Mohammed as being gay or a pedophile, they'd be all in favor of that.

4/5/2010 5:35:41 AM

peabody

So, does a "fully delivered" person not like seeing someone being cast into the lake of fire? Surely they don't disapprove of it, it being god's righteous judgement and all. I'm not sure what's worse, liking the sight of someone being doomed to eternal torture, or being indifferent.

4/5/2010 5:47:00 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

That's a pretty nice job of phrasing your hatred so as not to actually seem responsible for feeling it.

"Oh, it's not I that hate you, it's just this sinful, fallen body of mine in that hates you!"

4/5/2010 5:55:53 AM

Doctor Whom

Your brain must have been delivered to the wrong address.

4/5/2010 5:58:04 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

1: Get indignant over possibly fake news item on internet.

2: Pray for subject of news item to burn in hell.

3: Post on Rapture Ready.

4: Repeat.

4/5/2010 6:11:47 AM

emau99

Love the sinner, hate the sin.......then burn the sinner anyway.

4/5/2010 6:19:56 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I hear they're re-doing The Terminator, but because of the fundie outcry, the role of the T-100 must actually performed by a real fucking hyper-alloy combat chassis covered with living human tissue.

4/5/2010 6:52:36 AM

TGRwulf

Hey moron, you do realize it's called an urban LEGEND for a reason right?

4/5/2010 6:59:00 AM

Horsefeathers

I'm pretty sure the copyright expired on this Jesus character long ago and you can use him in any sort of fiction you want, depicted in any manner you so choose.

4/5/2010 7:02:42 AM

breakerslion

Anyone who has gone fishing on the Lake of Fire can tell you that angry retarded delusional hypocrites make much better bait. Gay Jesus has a nasty habit of skipping around on top. You need the types that are full of themselves to get down deep where the fish are.

4/5/2010 7:08:03 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Well Jesus did have that nice, swimmer's body...

btw Emau99 for the win!

4/5/2010 7:13:24 AM
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