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Quote# 71893

[Regarding Obama]

I heard his CLIP on my Radio today. He is a NARCISSTIC BRAT. HE IS the SPAWN OF SATAN.
HE MOCKED CHRISTIANS, he MOCKED GOD....PERIOD....

I heard HIM, he MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL. ....He Mocked the END OF TIMES, he MOCKED the UNBORN, He mocked FREEDOMS,HE MOCKED everything I BELIEVE IN.....

I PRAY WITH EVERY BREATHE I TAKE, THAT GOD COMES SOON.....I pray that GOD, Delivers Us from this Evil we Face everyday coming out of Demon City (dc).....

April, Rapture Ready 94 Comments [4/4/2010 11:24:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 84
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storymoron

He MOCKED my beliefs, he HATES my FREEDOMS, he is SATAN'S LOVER, he SOUNDED like a DARKIE... all of which I HATE.

4/4/2010 11:26:38 AM

Robbie

That DIRTY BIRD!

What a COCKADOODIE BRAT!

MISERY CHASTAIN CANNOT BE DEAD!

4/4/2010 11:28:14 AM

Mr Blur

I almost wish their Jebus existed just that he could take these morons far away from the rest of us.

4/4/2010 11:39:20 AM



CAPSLOCK makes baby Jesus cry!!!!!

4/4/2010 11:47:49 AM

LDM

I felt the same way about George W. Bush.

4/4/2010 11:58:54 AM

shykid


4/4/2010 12:04:13 PM

dionysus

HE MOCKED CHRISTIANS, he MOCKED GOD....PERIOD....

As he's a Christian I sincerely doubt he mocked his god or Christians. I'll bet he mocked fundamentalists and you turned that into mocking Christianity and god.

He Mocked the END OF TIMES, he MOCKED the UNBORN

HE MOCKED everything I BELIEVE IN

Yup, I was right.

He mocked FREEDOMS

Example?

I PRAY WITH EVERY BREATHE I TAKE, THAT GOD COMES SOON.....I pray that GOD, Delivers Us from this Evil we Face everyday coming out of Demon City (dc)

And this is a good example of why people mock your beliefs. Also, learn how to use commas correctly. You can't just randomly throw them into a sentence and hope it works.

4/4/2010 12:05:38 PM

JohnTheAtheist

NO!Please tell me the end of times were not mocked! Please.

Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?

4/4/2010 12:07:37 PM

Thejebusfire

Mr Blur: Jebus does exist. And no, I'm not taking them anywhere with me.

4/4/2010 12:10:28 PM

Wehpudicabok

You know, sometimes I can see why fundies think the way they do. Even though I obviously disagree, I can at least follow their line of thinking. I cannot see why April thinks this way at all.

4/4/2010 12:16:50 PM

Phloom

It would be so much clearer if fundies just admit it. They hate President Obama because he is a fucking nigger.

4/4/2010 12:19:04 PM

Doctor Whom

He is a NARCISSTIC BRAT.

You have a SHINY MIRROR.

4/4/2010 12:23:44 PM

Blaidd Drwg

43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor[h] and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies[i] and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect. Matthew 5:43-47

4/4/2010 12:31:37 PM

Random Guy

Nice William Shatner impression there.

4/4/2010 12:44:34 PM

Smilodon

Forgot to take your valium today I see.

4/4/2010 12:47:49 PM

emau99

Hey, April.

I sincerely doubt that Obama mocked Christians, God, the unborn, freedoms, etc.

I, on the other hand, am mocking the hell out of you.

4/4/2010 12:52:36 PM

Dexter

*looks puzzled*

But what did he actually say?

4/4/2010 12:54:26 PM

Agrippina

I'm starting to think this RR member is a very good parodist playing a long game. Perhaps this is because I have too much faith in humanity, but there it is.

4/4/2010 12:55:54 PM

Badfish

I EMPHASIZE words with CAPITAL LETTERS in ORDER to MAKE MY point... I Also RANDOMLY Capitalize WORDS In my SENTENCES for No REASON... I Also HAVE No IDEA WHY I keep USING ELLIPSES...

4/4/2010 12:59:28 PM

mikeytron

you seem to be very distraught and not making a lot of sense. take your klonopin and try again.

4/4/2010 1:01:56 PM

Pule Thamex

If people want to believe they are so special that soon they'll engage in aerial exercises with an imaginary flying half-human, half-immortal who'll then go on to impel them mansionward in a place of eternal niceness, then that's up to them. Naturally, people who do believe such things will no doubt expect to be mocked. No doubt, the very same people will also develop a longing for their own death.

He mocked the END OF TIMES? Does that mean that the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has finally started?


4/4/2010 1:24:37 PM

Sisyphus

Transcript of the offending radio segment:

ANNOUNCER: And now, President Obama.
PRES. OBAMA: Hi, sorry I can't chat, I'll be late for Easter Service. Call my press agent and he'll arrange a good time for an interview.

4/4/2010 1:25:06 PM

Quantum Mechanic

April's not real bright.

4/4/2010 1:27:05 PM



You know, the overuse of cap locks enhances the tendence to mock.

4/4/2010 1:29:35 PM

Old Viking

Demon City? I always wondered what D.C. stood for.

4/4/2010 2:06:13 PM
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