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You said it write Sean --- OBAMA IS SATIN!!!

chARLie, hannity.blogs.foxnews.com 112 Comments [4/5/2010 8:22:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Headache

Satin?

Really Satin? You can make clothes of Obama?

4/5/2010 8:22:48 AM

allkindsof

I've always thought of him more as gold lamé.

4/5/2010 8:24:23 AM



Rouge Angles of Satin

4/5/2010 8:27:37 AM

Tyler

@allkindsof

I like to think of him more as velvet.

4/5/2010 8:29:15 AM

Mr Blur

Hmm...shiny!

4/5/2010 8:30:25 AM

Berny

Where do I begin with this level of ignorance?
Obama is not the anti-christ.
It's spelled Satan you fucking moron.
It's "right", not "write".
English. Do you speak it, motherfucker?

4/5/2010 8:30:47 AM

Doubting Thomas

How much you wanna bet that Charlie is a teabagger? Get a brain, morans!

4/5/2010 8:31:16 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

Damn liberal elite and their plush, soft fabrics!

Give me good old fashioned conservative denim any day!

4/5/2010 8:32:10 AM

Å

Why do fundies have the obsession with satin? Or is it more of a fetish to them? What about all the other fabrics out there?

Eww.

4/5/2010 8:32:42 AM

TGRwulf

Don't they make sheets out of that?

4/5/2010 8:33:07 AM

Efrain

So he's smooth and very comfy? >_>

4/5/2010 8:33:38 AM

Quantum Mechanic

More like nylon.

Seriously, where DO these morons come from?

4/5/2010 8:34:44 AM



Obama moonlights as a stripper from The Gold Club?

4/5/2010 8:35:59 AM

Fedup

Satin? No, I don't see that at all. If anything, I'd think cashmere might be the most apt, but now the weather's warmer, I'm thinking linen

4/5/2010 8:37:09 AM

Zabimaru

I have learned that Obama is both satin and muslin. So he is that "mixed thread" that the bible speaks out against - no wonder they think he's the antichrist.

4/5/2010 8:39:15 AM

Greebo

Nah, he is more smooth and silky

4/5/2010 8:44:48 AM

louislois

Mmmmmm... So smooth!

4/5/2010 8:51:20 AM

Draken

Zabimaru, I think you just won this thread.

4/5/2010 8:51:23 AM

Mihangel apYrs

well, all the black guys I've shagged (not too many) did have really soft skin, but satin...?

4/5/2010 9:07:15 AM

Malkyrian


4/5/2010 9:09:33 AM



omfg

4/5/2010 9:18:42 AM

GigaGuess

MY ENGLISH! HE'S RAPING MY ENGLISH!

The screams...they will haunt my dreams forevermore.

4/5/2010 9:21:00 AM

I read about the afterlife

OBAMA'S FABRIC?!?!?! OH NO!!!!!

4/5/2010 9:21:01 AM

D Laurier.

I thought he was Cotton/Polyester blend myself.

4/5/2010 9:22:55 AM

Musicalbookworm

The spelling is so bad this has to be a Poe...right?

4/5/2010 9:28:10 AM
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