You said it write Sean --- OBAMA IS SATIN!!!
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Damn liberal elite and their plush, soft fabrics!
Give me good old fashioned conservative denim any day!
Satin? No, I don't see that at all. If anything, I'd think cashmere might be the most apt, but now the weather's warmer, I'm thinking linen
You said it write Sean
Were you fucking homeschooled, or are you just stupid?
OBAMA IS SATIN!!!
Bullshit. Everybody knows that Obana is black velvet.
I think you mean "right", not "write", and "Satan", not "Satin".
But either way, you're still wrong. Actually, seeing as we know that satin actually exists, your first statement is technically MORE correct...go figure...
Yeah, Obama is pretty smooth like satin cloth.
Oh, is that not what you meant, you illiterate?
"Write?" "Satin?"
This has to be a Poe.
@Deftera
"There's really no end to the puns you can make with that.
Obama: I am Satin, you will dye now!"
First Lady Michelle: 'Where is Obama?'
Vice-Pres. Biden: 'He's satin the Oval Office, having a discussion with the Secretary of Defence.'
X3
@MPW
"Nights in bi-racial satin
Never reaching the end..."
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@Justanotheratheist
"Whereas George W was what - sackcloth?"
Hell, he could've worn a bespoke suit made by Gieves & Hawkes of Savile Row (tailors to royalty past & present) made of the best materials in existence, and he'd still look like a baboon. At the other extreme, Marilyn Monroe:
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But then, the mere fact she was the Sex Goddess she was, with those deadly curves, and in those lethal heels, she looked supernova-hot even in a potato sack.
They do say he's tearing the fabric of the country or something like that....
Personally, this has me in stitches. I'm almost bursting at the seams, in fact. Maybe someone should per-suede me to stop making puns before I've denim all...and I run out of material...
But I wonder what weave got looming ahead of us after Obama....
So, the right gets "Teflon Ron" and the slightly-less-right gets "Satin Barack"? The Dems got rorted.
@KingOfRhye
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@KingOfRhye
...a.k.a. FSTDT resident punmeister Carbonated Margarine Mk. II. b^_^d
As my grandad used to say, 'Making puns like that, you'll end up in the nick, nuthouse or graveyard!' X3
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