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[about indigenous populations]

How is it that when the Spaniards, the French, the Portuguese, and the British went to colonise different islands around the world? How would the people have gotten there if there were no airplanes? The distances would have been too far for that many people to take a boat, so how did they get there? Did the land masses just "magically" move, such as your flawed theory of plate techtonics says? Did humans once have wings and then lose them through "natural selection"?

If you can't answer this, then there is no other logical explaination than God did it and that Jesus Christ is the Lord.

AEA, Y! answers 112 Comments [4/5/2010 9:55:00 AM]
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Corwin

Maybe there was some sort of floating method of transportation. And, perhaps, long before our time (And long before your little myth starts) there was a land bridge between Asia and North America, and they just... walked.
Nah, too far fetched. MAGIC MAN DID IT!

4/5/2010 10:00:04 AM

Ketzu

"The distances would have been too far for that many people to take a boat"

Because, you know, even today shits and boats are useless, there never ever was one crossing the ocean.

The titanic even sank while trying!

4/5/2010 10:06:20 AM

Kamism

Holy shit, this is either poe or the most retarded person on the internet.

4/5/2010 10:08:15 AM

Agnostic Jew

History fail!

4/5/2010 10:09:10 AM

MrsYoungie

Obvious Poe is obvious.
Her profile states: If it's about religion, I'm joking.

4/5/2010 10:11:15 AM

TGRwulf

Sorry. That sound was my jaw hitting the ground.

4/5/2010 10:14:12 AM



yes, chris columbus flew to america!

[thinks]oh wait, did I just make myself look like a retard? Nah, I'm cool![/thinks]

4/5/2010 10:21:58 AM

Arctic Knight`

A small boat carrying people across an ocean is impossible, but a large boat carrying millions of animals and eight people traversing a flood that covers the entire globe is believeable?

Can someone give me directions out of this Biazzro World I seem to be trapped in?

BTW, Ketzu, I found your typo worthy of a chuckle. "Because, you know, even today shits and boats are useless, there never ever was one crossing the ocean."

4/5/2010 10:23:41 AM

Tyler

I call Poe.

4/5/2010 10:25:13 AM

Jon

Poe

4/5/2010 10:29:59 AM

Sanechick

Wow. That may be the single most ignorant thing I've ever read.

4/5/2010 10:37:22 AM

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4/5/2010 10:37:39 AM

aaa

Nice one. This should catch a lot of idiots.

4/5/2010 10:41:17 AM

Wehpudicabok

Luckily a Poe. (breathes sigh of relief) Thanks for the tip, MrsYoungie.

4/5/2010 10:41:17 AM

Big Jilm

Oh, I don't know...maybe the same way Spaniards, French, etc. got there? Did the French just magically arrive? Did the Spanish have wings that god poofed from them after said arrival in the New world?

Your last sentence is total Argument from Ignorance (with a capital 'I'): if you don't understand how something happened, it doesn't automatically mean that godddiddit. What a cop-out, pussy answer anyway?!

4/5/2010 10:44:02 AM



As a former archaeology student, not ships, sails exist since at least 4000 BC. Do a little research.

4/5/2010 10:56:40 AM

Old Viking

There were planes, although they were somewhat primitive.

4/5/2010 11:00:49 AM

Doctor Whom

Even the other Yahootards called Poe.

4/5/2010 11:08:29 AM

TJL

This cannot be real. Please don't be real. This has to be some kind of joke, somebody just messing around trying to be funny. There cannot seriously be someone like this. There just can't.

4/5/2010 11:14:17 AM

I read about the afterlife

You know how these people talk about new levels of depravity? I think we've reached a new level of stupidity.

4/5/2010 11:15:09 AM

Tiado

*whew!* I'm glad this one is a poe, otherwise I could feel my brain twitching out from all the stupid in that quote.

4/5/2010 11:23:47 AM

John

If you can't answer this, then there is no other logical explaination than God did it and that Jesus Christ is the Lord.

OK, I answered it.

4/5/2010 11:26:19 AM

Murdin

Awesome Poe.

4/5/2010 11:31:47 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

There's no magic behind the plates moving, but have you considered the possibility of using MULTIPLE boats and going from locations much closer to the islands themselves than fucking Britain?

4/5/2010 11:33:58 AM

kat

Aheh. In 1492 Columbus *sailed* the ocean blue…

4/5/2010 11:52:23 AM
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