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[50% of people in a poll conducted by Vanity Fair/60 Minutes said they'd have no problem with an openly gay president.]

1. No homos.
2. No marxists.
3. No blacks
4. No hispanics
5. No RINO's
6. No leftists
7. No Dims
8. No Atheists or Agnostics
9. No muslims

Doc Savage, Free Republic 107 Comments [4/6/2010 10:23:16 AM]
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YesNoMaybe

10. No freedom

4/6/2010 10:24:20 AM

freako104

Glad the Constitution doesn't discriminate against any of those.

4/6/2010 10:27:27 AM



So straight white Christian extreme-right person.

Talk about completely missing the point of racially and religiously free USA.

4/6/2010 10:29:05 AM

GigaGuess

10.) No clue as to what the constitution says.

Make the list easier. People who should be permitted to serve in office:
1.) Me.
2.) People who believe exactly like me.

4/6/2010 10:30:06 AM



FSTDT and RSTDT

It's a twofer!

4/6/2010 10:30:17 AM

TGRwulf

So basically you have to be a white right wing Christian to be president? Got it.

And what the HELL are RINOs and Dims?

4/6/2010 10:37:17 AM

Sisyphus

At least he's not fussy.

4/6/2010 10:37:39 AM

Blasphemina

Ah, but Mr. Savage (I won't even dignify your stupidity with a nickname for a profession which is actually worthwhile and noble, unlike yourself) yours isn't the only vote that counts. And we will outvote you. Again, and again, and again, and again, ad infinitum.

4/6/2010 10:38:25 AM

Kayube

10. No items
11. Fox only
12. Final Destination

4/6/2010 10:40:16 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

@TGRwulf:

RINO = Republican In Name Only

"Dim" = calling them "dim-ocrats," though they may have just misspelled "Dems."

4/6/2010 10:43:30 AM

Marsten

I can't help but quip Monty Python here... "Rule one, no poofters"

4/6/2010 10:43:45 AM

Amandarandom

For the more sane people here, who don't speak retardese, RINO means: "Republican In Name Only".

It's kinda like someone who's not a True Christian, but in politics.


4/6/2010 10:45:41 AM

aaa

I bet five bucks that he claims that he isn't a racist little wanker.

4/6/2010 10:54:41 AM

Lucilius

They got it wrong. There is no Rule Six!

4/6/2010 10:57:03 AM

Old Viking

Women. You forgot women. And Jews. And American Indians. Quakers. Cross-eyed people. Geez, you're really not even trying here.

4/6/2010 10:58:41 AM

Berny

Hey Doc, why do you hate America?

4/6/2010 11:05:56 AM

Zeus Almighty

Pretty much all of those prohibitions directly contradict the U.S. Constitution.
You DO remember the fucking Constitution, right? You know, that document you guys pretend to revere so much that you could orgasm just thinking about it? (And then when elected wipe your asses with).

4/6/2010 11:11:31 AM

John

10. No rednecks
11. No holier-than-thou Christian fundamentalists
12. No white supremacists

4/6/2010 11:20:01 AM

Ape Toast

10. No Bigots

4/6/2010 11:25:49 AM

Mister Spak

"No Dims "

That excludes Sarah Palin. But then how did Bush get elected?

4/6/2010 11:31:24 AM

PWEOTWEB

"Free" Republic, indeed.

4/6/2010 11:56:29 AM

pete

Heh! You just know that he wanted to put "women" at number ten but, then Bible Spice might never give him that blow job.

4/6/2010 12:00:30 PM

Zipperback

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service.

4/6/2010 12:01:57 PM

Horsefeathers

I must have missed the section in the Constitution that covers these restrictions.

4/6/2010 12:12:21 PM

Wehpudicabok

Heh, I'm excluded five times over then, for liberal* definitions of "Marxist."

*pun intended

4/6/2010 12:17:09 PM
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