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#1143858
YesNoMaybe
10. No freedom
4/6/2010 10:24:20 AM
#1143860
freako104
Glad the Constitution doesn't discriminate against any of those.
4/6/2010 10:27:27 AM
#1143863
So straight white Christian extreme-right person.
Talk about completely missing the point of racially and religiously free USA.
4/6/2010 10:29:05 AM
#1143865
GigaGuess
10.) No clue as to what the constitution says.
Make the list easier. People who should be permitted to serve in office:
1.) Me.
2.) People who believe exactly like me.
4/6/2010 10:30:06 AM
#1143866
FSTDT and RSTDT
It's a twofer!
4/6/2010 10:30:17 AM
#1143875
TGRwulf
So basically you have to be a white right wing Christian to be president? Got it.
And what the HELL are RINOs and Dims?
4/6/2010 10:37:17 AM
#1143877
Sisyphus
At least he's not fussy.
4/6/2010 10:37:39 AM
#1143878
Blasphemina
Ah, but Mr. Savage (I won't even dignify your stupidity with a nickname for a profession which is actually worthwhile and noble, unlike yourself) yours isn't the only vote that counts. And we will outvote you. Again, and again, and again, and again, ad infinitum.
4/6/2010 10:38:25 AM
#1143882
Kayube
10. No items
11. Fox only
12. Final Destination
4/6/2010 10:40:16 AM
#1143885
Dark_Lord_Prime
@TGRwulf:
RINO = Republican In Name Only
"Dim" = calling them "dim-ocrats," though they may have just misspelled "Dems."
4/6/2010 10:43:30 AM
#1143886
Marsten
I can't help but quip Monty Python here... "Rule one, no poofters"
4/6/2010 10:43:45 AM
#1143888
Amandarandom
For the more sane people here, who don't speak retardese, RINO means: "Republican In Name Only".
It's kinda like someone who's not a True Christian, but in politics.
4/6/2010 10:45:41 AM
#1143895
aaa
I bet five bucks that he claims that he isn't a racist little wanker.
4/6/2010 10:54:41 AM
#1143897
Lucilius
They got it wrong. There is no Rule Six!
4/6/2010 10:57:03 AM
#1143899
Old Viking
Women. You forgot women. And Jews. And American Indians. Quakers. Cross-eyed people. Geez, you're really not even trying here.
4/6/2010 10:58:41 AM
#1143904
Berny
Hey Doc, why do you hate America?
4/6/2010 11:05:56 AM
#1143907
Zeus Almighty
Pretty much all of those prohibitions directly contradict the U.S. Constitution.
You DO remember the fucking Constitution, right? You know, that document you guys pretend to revere so much that you could orgasm just thinking about it? (And then when elected wipe your asses with).
4/6/2010 11:11:31 AM
#1143912
John
10. No rednecks
11. No holier-than-thou Christian fundamentalists
12. No white supremacists
4/6/2010 11:20:01 AM
#1143917
Ape Toast
10. No Bigots
4/6/2010 11:25:49 AM
#1143920
Mister Spak
"No Dims "
That excludes Sarah Palin. But then how did Bush get elected?
4/6/2010 11:31:24 AM
#1143932
PWEOTWEB
"Free" Republic, indeed.
4/6/2010 11:56:29 AM
#1143934
pete
Heh! You just know that he wanted to put "women" at number ten but, then Bible Spice might never give him that blow job.
4/6/2010 12:00:30 PM
#1143935
Zipperback
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service.
4/6/2010 12:01:57 PM
#1143939
Horsefeathers
I must have missed the section in the Constitution that covers these restrictions.
4/6/2010 12:12:21 PM
#1143940
Wehpudicabok
Heh, I'm excluded five times over then, for liberal* definitions of "Marxist."
*pun intended
4/6/2010 12:17:09 PM
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