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My toilet flushed 4x for no reason....

Sometime during the wee hours of the April 1st morning, my toilet flushed 4x for no reason.

Someone, I can't remember who, on RITA [forum] mentioned that God has a great sense of humor. Could He had been telling me that 4/4/2010 could be the date of our Rapture/or could this mean something else altogether?

SisterNChrist, Rapture In The Air (RITA) 72 Comments [4/18/2010 10:42:09 AM]
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#1147870
dog on

God: "April Fools!"

4/18/2010 10:44:40 AM
#1147875


You fail at Poe'ing.

4/18/2010 10:49:20 AM
#1147877
dionysus

No, it just means that you've been spewing too much of your shit from your mouth and your toilet is unhappy about feeling left out.

4/18/2010 10:50:10 AM
#1147919
aaa

"My toilet flushed? IT MUST BE A MESSAGE FROM THE HEAVENS!"

4/18/2010 11:21:10 AM
#1147924
Wehpudicabok

The sophistication of Christian theology is obviously far superior to the ignorance of polytheists who see a god in every meaningless thing. </sarcasm>

4/18/2010 11:23:53 AM
#1147947
Apocraphy

Well,4 4 2010 has fucked off and still no rapture,so it must mean something else,it could mean your toilet is becoming impatient with you,it keeps wanting you to take a dump,stick your peabrain head firmly into the bowl,flush and repeat 3 more times,god botherer!

4/18/2010 11:40:26 AM
#1147953
Tom S. Fox

God tells you to get professional help.

4/18/2010 11:45:43 AM
#1147962
God

Huh? Lady, that was Satan, telling you to invest in Lysol Toilet Freshener. He tried four ME DAMNED TIMES AND YOU STILL DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE!

*sighs*

Some people are so damn dense...

And those crazy atheists wonder why I'm angry all the time!

4/18/2010 11:54:37 AM
#1147965
John

This has to be a Poe. It's too silly to be a real post.

4/18/2010 11:56:46 AM
#1147974
TGRwulf

Or maybe someone else was playing a prank on you? It WAS April Fools Day after all.

4/18/2010 12:07:01 PM
#1147986
Oli

Sometimes I just feel sorry for these people...

4/18/2010 12:13:40 PM
#1147990
Sisyphus

Things it could have been:

a very lame April fool's joke,

a room mate with a weak bladder

a cat who has learned the joys of toilet flushing

plumbing problems

god playing an April fool's joke

Well, I'm convinced, the most realistic and probable explanation is that goddidit.

4/18/2010 12:17:35 PM
#1147998
Street Sharks

Lady, please take your meds :(

4/18/2010 12:44:35 PM
#1147999
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Maybe it's God's way of telling you that you're full of shit.

4/18/2010 12:47:42 PM
#1148008
Mrs. Antichrist

Sounds very poe-ish to me.

4/18/2010 1:03:45 PM
#1148016
Horsefeathers

"Someone, I can't remember who, on RITA [forum] mentioned that God has a great sense of humor. Could He had been telling me that 4/4/2010 could be the date of our Rapture/or could this mean something else altogether?"

You need a plumber, not a preacher.

4/18/2010 1:11:47 PM
#1148017
Rallymodeller

Someone, I can't remember who, on RITA [forum] mentioned that God has a great sense of humor.

No, no, the song lyric goes:
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that god's got a sick sense of humour
And when I die I expect to find him laughing
--Depeche Mode, "Blasphemous Rumours"

4/18/2010 1:12:49 PM
#1148031


God wants you to clean your damn toilet is all.

4/18/2010 1:31:32 PM
#1148034
campbunny

There is no goddamn fucking way that this isn't a poe.

4/18/2010 1:36:46 PM
#1148038
shadkat

This better be a Poe. Because if they're looking for signs of the coming Rapture in the bathroom, then all hope is lost.

4/18/2010 1:39:14 PM
#1148050
Blasphemina

Meanwhile, a starving child was praying for food, a cancer patient was praying for a miracle, and a woman was praying for her husband to stop beating her, but god was flushing SisterNChrist's toilet. Sounds about right.

4/18/2010 1:45:24 PM
#1148058
Old Viking

Replace that rubber thingy.

4/18/2010 2:00:58 PM
#1148069
the old firm

Undecided. Either I laugh and hope it's a Poe. Or I should start weeping for humanity, because God started communicating through the WC. At least in Fundieland.

4/18/2010 2:20:15 PM
#1148072
C_V


*lol* Old Viking has it right; her flapper is going bad. I can't for the life of me stop imagining this idiotic old bat sneaking up on the bathroom with a baseball bat in one hand and her Life Alert button in the other.

4/18/2010 2:27:00 PM
#1148086
BobsOldSocks

You've got to be fucking kidding me! No one can be this brainless, can they?

4/18/2010 3:07:27 PM
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