The maint thrust of this thread is the following question: Why can't you get on your knees and pray for mercy? I contend that it is because you are a slave to death. My evidence is that you don't want to live forever.My evidence is that you won't believe in anything that says you can.My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end. And my final evidence is... because you simply refuse to get on your knees and pray for mercy. You can't. And that is because your freedom is chained. You are a slave until you ask to be released. But you won't ask. Why?
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The maint thrust of this thread is the following question: Why can't you get on your knees and pray for mercy? I contend that it is because you are a slave to death. My evidence is that you don't want to live forever.My evidence is that you won't believe in anything that says you can.My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end. And my final evidence is... because you simply refuse to get on your knees and pray for mercy. You can't. And that is because your freedom is chained . You are a slave until you ask to be released . But you won't ask. Why?
This guy should write porn.
The maint thrust of this thread is the following question: Why can't you get on your knees and pray for mercy?
Because I don't feel a need to pray for mercy from something that may not even exist, and if it does, doesn't seem to give a rat's ass to whether or not we suffer anyways.
I contend that it is because you are a slave to death. My evidence is that you don't want to live forever.
Sure that sounds like a good idea, but an eternity sounds kinda daunting to me. How do you plan on filling all that time?
My evidence is that you won't believe in anything that says you can.
Produce evidence to it, and people will be more inclined to listen.
My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end.
Tell that to the Rapturists.
And my final evidence is... because you simply refuse to get on your knees and pray for mercy.
Pretty much, yeah.
You can't. And that is because your freedom is chained. You are a slave until you ask to be released.
So...you're not free until you grovel at the feet of a capricious, schizophrenic entity? Orwell? Is that you?
But you won't ask. Why?
Because I have dignity.
Slave to death? Hardly. If I thought there was another end to consciousness, that would be the end I'd recognize, but death, or at least brain death, seems to be it.
Do you really want to be aware for eternity? Can you imagine how boring that would get? Or will your magical sky daddy eliminate your ability to be bored? If so, you're nothing more than a willing slave and I am nobody's slave.
The maint thrust of this thread is the following question: Why can't you send me all of your money? I contend that it is because you are a slave to death. My evidence is that you don't want to live forever.My evidence is that you won't believe in anything that says you can.My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end. And my final evidence is... because you simply refuse to send me all of your money. You can't. And that is because your freedom is chained. You are a slave until you pay to be released. But you won't pay. Why?
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The maint thrust of this thread is the following question: Why can't you get on your knees and pray for mercy?
Because I have better things to do with my time.
I contend that it is because you are a slave to death. My evidence is that you don't want to live forever.
Not in the hellhole you call an afterlife, no. But if we could live forver here, in this universe, this reality?
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My evidence is that you won't believe in anything that says you can.
You don't know the meaning of the word 'Evidence', do you?
My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end.
Swing and a miss.
And my final evidence is... because you simply refuse to get on your knees and pray for mercy.
Swing and a hit .
You can't. And that is because your freedom is chained. You are a slave until you ask to be released. But you won't ask. Why?
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I contend that it is because you are a slave to death.
My evidence is that you think life is bad, and can't wait for it to end.
Hahahahaha! That's funny coming from someone who follows a religion that says if you kiss its god's ass you get eternal life. Christians like you fear death so much they'd rather believe in a myth ten face reality.
Pray to whom? What kind of mercy?
I usually get on my knees to weed the flowerbeds.
I'd say more slaves than free people have to get on their knees and beg for mercy...
Standing up for yourself isn't typical slave behavior.
Ooo-key, I don't want to live forever. Most people I know that are (or were) around 90 seem to be pretty much done with life. Their spouses are usually dead, their children might be dead, their grandchildren are busy with their own lives. The world is strange compared with the world they grew up in, and no-one seem to need them anymore.
Things usually don't say much, people do. I often trust in people who say "we can".
Life is pretty good, for me. Life is bad for people in Syria, for example. As this is all the life we get, I don't want it to end soon. Some Christians seem to think that this life is just the dress-rehearsal or the audition, and can't wait for it to end.
Chained to what? Released from what? It sounds more like you think we are TOO free, and need to get on our knees and enslave ourselves to your magic sky-bully. Why?
Confused?
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