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(From a page apparently protesting the lack of an Easter logo on Google's main site)

None of these are easter logs. A correct Easter logo is an empty crucifix or the words "HE IS Risen." To the poster above (Allen), religion is far from it's death bed. Unfortunately, western religion is not doing well. That would be the love your neighbor, good samaritan, turn the other cheek religion. The kill the infidels (non-believers) religions are doing just fine. In fact they are growing faster than any other group. So, Dhimmi, will you choose conversion, taxes, or death? And really those are the choices they will give you, it's in the Koran, perhaps you should read it. Personally, I prefer the turn the other cheek crowd. What you fail to understand is that the religions are the congregations not the churches. Celibate priests comes from protecting community (the church) property. Unfortunately, like all things it can be twisted and is a good hiding place for homosexual pedophiles (haven't heard about any preists abusing girls). I'd like to see NAMBLA try to defend them, (of course NAMBLA would never do that), purely to watch liberal heads explode in confusion.

docrhody, Search Engine Roundtable 60 Comments [4/16/2010 1:44:45 PM]
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publius

Yeah it's been all of four days since the last "catholic priest molests two girls" story hit the front page. Way to keep up fundie.

4/16/2010 1:49:05 PM

AuraTwilight

You don't hear about priests abusing girls because church staff is divided by the sexes, you stupid git. A priest can't care or watch over little girls regardless of whether or not he's sexually dangerous.

BTW, most pedophiles, according to research, like children's bodies because they're soft and supple like a woman's. So it's not because they're homosexual.

4/16/2010 1:51:47 PM



Pwned.

4/16/2010 1:51:58 PM

TGRwulf

Damnit, Publius beat me to it. Also there's no such thing as a "religion of peace" and a "religion of the sword" as they're commonly coined. Both the religions this idiot is talking about are way more similar than either group would like to admit.

4/16/2010 1:53:01 PM

Phisshy

Now Easter may have been a pagan holiday.

But that pagan holiday may have been the invention of some German poet at the time, because we haven't really found other evidence supporting the existence of the worship of Eostere.

4/16/2010 1:53:47 PM

aaa

What the fuck were you smoking when you typed this abortion of an opinion?

4/16/2010 1:54:14 PM

The L

1. There is no Easter logo. There is no ATTEMPT at an Easter logo. Nor are there logos for other religious holidays, such as Passover, Yom Kippur, Eid-al-Fitr, or Beltaine. Don't take it personally--we members of other religions aren't having our holidays honored by Google either.

2. "Unfortunately, western religion is not doing well. That would be the love your neighbor, good samaritan, turn the other cheek religion."

I dunno, liberal Christianity, Buddhism, and Neopaganism are all this sort of religion, and they're all doing quite well.

3. "The kill the infidels (non-believers) religions are doing just fine."

I could tell you which religions come to mind when I think of the phrase "kill the infidels." But it would be very unflattering to you, docrhody, so I won't say it.

4. The only reason priests aren't abusing more girls is because most altar servers happen to be boys.

5. A good 90% or so of homosexuals find the very idea of pedophilia repulsive. In this, as in most other respects, they closely resemble the rest of society. By equating your average gay guy with NAMBLA, you've shown us exactly how little you enjoy turning the other cheek.

4/16/2010 1:59:37 PM

christopher

He actually recognizes that they are three choices, not just two, so he gets points for that. But then he loses them for not recognizing that being a <i>dhimmi</i> requires choosing to accept the <i>dhimma</i> ("protection") of one's Mohammedan conquerors and pay the <i>jizya</i> (poll tax on infidels), and so anyone who hasn't made that choice yet can't properly be referred to as a <i>dhimmi</i>.

And then goes negative for all the other stupid shit.

4/16/2010 2:00:59 PM

WWWWolf

> A correct Easter logo is an empty crucifix or the words "HE IS Risen."

Two questions:

1) What did happen to the cross Jesus was crucified on? Was it left standing empty, days later? Or was it taken down so that they could remove Jesus' body? I mean, they probably didn't leave such horrible gruesome execution implements standing around - the upbeat, hopeful symbolism of an empty cross, by definition, didn't exist until people had time to reflect what it truly meant...

2) Why hath such weird grammar been permitted in the only other acceptable Google easter logo? [Edit: FSTDT ate my Unicode so a traditional and exotic example was removed]

4/16/2010 2:01:01 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Why would liberals heads explode in confusion if NAMBLA defended other pedophiles?

Do you even know what NAMBLA stands for?

@christopher

I don't know. It kind of seems like he thinks NAMBLA is the ACLU for pedophiles.

4/16/2010 2:01:36 PM

christopher

Double post, but I'll use it to add: For the poster who said "neopaganism" is a turn-the-other-cheek religion, I believe there are some Asatruarmannen who would like to have a word with you. As in, all of them.

4/16/2010 2:02:28 PM

christopher

@Rumpshaker Slim: I believe he means that liberals love NAMBLA, but hate priests, and the cognitive dissonance would destroy them.

4/16/2010 2:04:36 PM

Doubting Thomas

Is he seriously claiming that Christianity is not a "convert or die" religion?

And BTW, Easter is a pagan religion stolen by the Christians, you idiot. How can you say that they don't have an Easter-themed logo when it consists of two Easter eggs?

And frankly, who cares if any company's website pays homage to any holiday? I use Google to look stuff up, I don't get my panties in a bunch if their logo isn't just the way I want it. This has got to be the same people who invented the "war on Christmas" and get all in a huff when someone says "Happy holidays."

4/16/2010 2:11:04 PM

MK

I believe the Led Zeppelin song "Ramble On" belongs here.

4/16/2010 2:24:54 PM

Old Viking

Obviously uncomfortable within the confines of reality.

4/16/2010 2:29:00 PM

the old firm

Wow! He started complaining about a lack of an Easter Logo on Google and finished...where exactly? This went faster downhill than a roller-coaster.

4/16/2010 2:34:23 PM

John

haven't heard about any preists abusing girls

There have been those, too. But people who molest little boys are usually either straight or asexual in their adult relationships.

4/16/2010 2:38:44 PM



The kill the infidels (non-believers) religions are doing just fine.

Deuteronomy 17:2-5, bitch. Same as Surah 9:5.

4/16/2010 2:46:13 PM

Smilodon

Wow, way to make sweeping generalizations that are flat out wrong.

4/16/2010 2:50:49 PM

Wehpudicabok

I'm pretty damn liberal, but I hate NAMBLA. I don't understand why you think I wouldn't. I believe in (for the 92348729th time) informed consent and I don't see young children as being able to give it, so I oppose NAMBLA. I would oppose a "NAMGLA", a "NAWGLA" or a "NAWBLA" to exactly the same degree, regardless of orientation.

Also, way to stay on topic, starting out about Google and Easter and ending with NAMBLA.

4/16/2010 3:34:34 PM

GigaGuess

Dammit, 1/2
None of these are easter logs. A correct Easter logo is an empty crucifix or the words "HE IS Risen."
Oh, the websites aren't going for the religious imagery, preferring the more inclusive images, and it offends you? Let me get the phone, I'll call whine-one-one. A Waaaahmbulance will be here shortly.

To the poster above (Allen), religion is far from it's death bed.
Perhaps, but the zealots are NOT doing it any favors.

Unfortunately, western religion is not doing well. That would be the love your neighbor, good samaritan, turn the other cheek religion.
One point...while you guys are keen on the "turn the other cheek" thing, you seem intent that it's only against people you disagree with that it applies to. You lot, as proven by this tireade, are markedly thin-skinned.

The kill the infidels (non-believers) religions are doing just fine.
Mostly because their religions tend to be legislated into their society. And you wonder why we fight you guys doing the same, tooth and nail, hmmm?

In fact they are growing faster than any other group. So, Dhimmi, will you choose conversion, taxes, or death?
I'll choose the freedom to choose my faith as outlined by the constitution, thanks, so stop trying to demand the world cater to your faith alone.

And really those are the choices they will give you, it's in the Koran, perhaps you should read it. Personally, I prefer the turn the other cheek crowd.
Personally, I prefer the crowd that doesn't give a damn who each others' faith is.

4/16/2010 3:48:13 PM

GigaGuess

...and 2/2
What you fail to understand is that the religions are the congregations not the churches.
Oh, indeed. Religious people can be good, or bad. But the system of religions is one that has an astounding potential for corruption.

Celibate priests comes from protecting community (the church) property. Unfortunately, like all things it can be twisted and is a good hiding place for homosexual pedophiles (haven't heard about any preists abusing girls).
Mostly because priests, as I understand, have no access to girls. Dimes to donuts, an easy 9/10 of those priests identify as heterosexual, too...most pedophiles freely admit, they choose boys over girls merely because they have easier access, and not because of preference.

I'd like to see NAMBLA try to defend them, (of course NAMBLA would never do that), purely to watch liberal heads explode in confusion.
You have no idea what NAMBLA is, do you? And for the record, we don't speak out about the priests because it's a convenient way topick on the poor Catholics, but because FUCKING KIDS ARE HARMED. I doubt many liberals would stand by NAMBLA at the best of times!

4/16/2010 3:48:49 PM

David B.

"A correct Easter logo is an empty crucifix or the words "HE IS Risen.""

Empty crucifix? Surely not!


4/16/2010 3:51:06 PM

Saccharissa

"western religion is not doing well. That would be the love your neighbor, good samaritan, turn the other cheek religion."

Yeah, you're right. Around these parts we mostly have Evangelical Baptist Protestant Christianity instead.

4/16/2010 4:06:29 PM

I read about the afterlife

'None of these are easter logs"

I've never heard of easter logs...Yule logs, on the other hand.

4/16/2010 4:12:47 PM
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