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[On the Facebook group 'Constance quit yer cryin'. The group was started by the peers of Constance McMillen, a lesbian high school student in Mississippi who wanted to bring a female date to the prom.]

I this is funny, This page made it to that F-G site Per--hilton. There slamming this page.. But I think it is great, no true christion want's two people of the same sex hugged up next to the like at the movies, Ball game's or outing's.. So I say shut up Constance yougot your prom your just mad it didn't come with a attiuince,

Eula Nichols, Facebook 120 Comments [4/14/2010 10:24:22 AM]
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Serph-no-Okami

(I've always wanted to do this!)

What is this I don't even

Also, No True Scotsman!

4/14/2010 10:30:23 AM

Ian1732

Yeah, Constance, it's not like they violated your Civil Rights or anything... OH WAIT A MINUTE.

4/14/2010 10:30:32 AM

Quantum Mechanic

What's a "christion(sic)" anyway?

4/14/2010 10:32:36 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

attiuince? WTF? The grammar and spelling is so bad that all I can gather from this is that Eula thinks she's a true christion, whatever the heck that is (apparently, someone who is too ignorant even for hoam skool), and she is trying to make fun of Constance McMillen.

Oh well, if she can't even write one error-free sentence, she's not worth the effort to try to decipher.

4/14/2010 10:33:35 AM



WHARGARBL

4/14/2010 10:35:01 AM

WMDKitty

Correction, no TRUE Christian would want to be associated with your hate and vitriol.

What the bloody hell is an "attiuince"?

And "Eula"... seriously, "Eula".... *shakes head* your mother was smoking crack when she had you, wasn't she?

4/14/2010 10:35:50 AM

Night Jaguar

It takes a special, grand kind of ignorance to be type out something like this.

Also, I think by 'attiuince' she means 'audience'. Moron.

4/14/2010 10:37:24 AM

terry stroud

Your display of intelligence is impressive. I've been convinced

4/14/2010 10:39:36 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I attiuince is funny too.

Me laff much. ha ha ah

4/14/2010 10:44:12 AM

Tyler


4/14/2010 10:44:19 AM

GigaGuess

Yeah, why should Constance be upset about the school telling her she can't wear a tux, bring a girl as a date to the prom, arive at the same time as a girl, or generally be within three feet of a girl, and then just shut down the school prom altogether...WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER DISREGARD TO HER PERSONAL SAFETY, I MIGHT ADD. Because it's not like the other kids in her school will blame her for the cancelled prom, as opposed to the teachers that did it out of spite. And then, when those uppity courts said they had to invite her as they would with any other kids, the "concerned" parents of her school district...people who she no doubt looked up to at some point or another for guidance and advice at some point in time or another, and I'm certain, trusted...decide to lower themselves to creating a "secret" prom and not invite the evil lesbian. And, to make sure that she knew her place, and weed out other "undesirables," they decided to give Constance some company in the form of the special ed. class. Yeah, she really should stop playing the victim, and understand the other people around her, and how they feel about associating with a mean ol' dyke.

Fuck you. I hope Constance realizes the petulance and ignorance of her peers and fellow townsfolk, and gets the fuck out of there as soon as she possibly can, stopping only to piss on the welcome sign on the way out.

4/14/2010 10:47:10 AM

BlackMageJ

At last, an EULA I'm not forced to agree with.

4/14/2010 10:49:06 AM

I read about the afterlife

Well, Eula, it is clear you are from Mississippi.

By the way, I think you can't be a true Christian unless you can actually spell the word.

4/14/2010 10:52:10 AM

Tina

... English translation, please?

4/14/2010 10:54:07 AM

JonnyTruant

have you ever once attended your English class? You should not be be permitted to attend prom for academic reasons.

And then the "no true Christian" thing? Yeah, no true human would say crap like that. See what I did there?

4/14/2010 11:00:45 AM

A Nonny Moose

The (only) good thing about that group is that from having looked at its wall, 95-99%+ of the members of the group are there to call the real members idiots.

4/14/2010 11:03:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

"no true christion want's two people of the same sex hugged up next to the like at the movies"

Because it's the business of every single Christian who other people have sex with.

"Constance yougot your prom your just mad it didn't come with a attiuince"

??? I've run this through babelfish translating it from every possible language to English and it can't make sense of it.

4/14/2010 11:03:45 AM

El Zorro

"I this is funny, This page made it to that F-G site Per--hilton."

It also made it to FSTDT. Now, isn't that swell too?

4/14/2010 11:06:00 AM

RavynousHunter

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

4/14/2010 11:07:36 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

"I've run this through babelfish translating it from every possible language to English and it can't make sense of it."

When I ran it through all I got was an ASCII drawing of a hand giving me the finger, and a notice that I'm banned for life, from using Babelfish.

4/14/2010 11:09:52 AM

shykid

To attend prom at my high school, you were required to have at least a 2.5 GPA for the year and no Fs. Judging from your post, that obviously wasn't the case at your prom, was it?

4/14/2010 11:11:13 AM

Mister Spak

Is this what they mean by "Mississippi spelling"?

4/14/2010 11:22:57 AM

Imroy

This was posted on Pharyngula a week or so ago. A few people there thought "attiuince" was meant to be "audience". Given the atrocious spelling, grammar, and punctuation, it could be almost anything.

4/14/2010 11:24:26 AM

Swede

I think it's funny how appallingly bad that English is. You have not gotten to prom-year yet, have you, Eula Nichols?

I am just as embarrassed, whether the persons making out next to me are of the same or the opposite gender. People making out in public makes me cringe a bit. But that's my problem, not theirs. Lesbians have just as much right to make out in public as anyone else.

4/14/2010 11:26:44 AM

freako104

As a straight man, Eula, shut up. You make me look bad by affiliation of being heterosexual. Hell more than 10 years ago my friends Emily and Bethe went to homecoming together. Nothing went wrong. Except I did have some thoughts and wound up liking both girls a lot more. Wonder if that might be Eula's issue, men don't notice her over girls making out

4/14/2010 11:31:18 AM
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