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I challenged President Barack Obama to a public debate on abortion, which he lost by not responding. He must have accepted my challenge before March 26, 2010 at 5:00 p.m. Therefore, he lost, I won, abortion is wrong, abortion is evil, abortion must now and immediately be made illegal everywhere in the world, he didn't even care, he needs to stop kissing or hugging babies or even one baby acting as if he cared about even one baby, because he really doesn't and all he cares about is his image, which I see right/directly/straight/clearly through, and all he cares about is himself, like his dad who abandoned him, his family, and his wife to pursue selfish ambition.

Joey Lo, erlyndon 110 Comments [4/15/2010 4:00:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Dipsy
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Joe the Plumber

I challenged the world boxing champion to a boxing match, he had to respond withing 5 months and he didn't. So I am a better boxer should be recognised as that and not a lunatic.

4/15/2010 4:07:57 AM

LDM

Or maybe he had better things to do, like, oh I don't know, running the country?

4/15/2010 4:10:13 AM

Mr. Creazil


4/15/2010 4:15:49 AM

Karlsbad

This is just depressing to read.

@Mr. Creazil: That is one of the best image macros I have ever seen, it cheered me up quite nicely after reading Joey Lo's post.

4/15/2010 4:26:59 AM

The Jamo

Wow. So now you people claim victory when someone ignores you? That's a nice loophole you have there.

4/15/2010 4:30:22 AM

shadkt

Winning by default: Not as indicative as you hope.

4/15/2010 4:30:48 AM



Therefore, he lost, I won...

No, there was no debate and nothing was settled or agreed upon.

If you want to be a "truly good lawyer" as your bio states, then I suggest you learn and understand the above. Otherwise, you might have a very short legal career.

4/15/2010 4:36:11 AM

Nowonmai

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

4/15/2010 4:41:03 AM

Mike Sihl

Yeah....good luck making it illegal. BO has more inmortant things to do, like running the Country, then to spend time debating with an 11 year old.

4/15/2010 4:42:43 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Someone who never enters into a debate with you doesn't "lose", you moron!

4/15/2010 4:47:51 AM

Mister Spak

I challenged Sarah Palin to a public debate on abortion, which she lost by not responding. Therefore, she lost, I won, and this is a poe.

4/15/2010 4:50:58 AM

Serph-no-Okami

I hereby challenge pope Benedict on the merits of his own God versus mine, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This challenge will stay on FSTDT for the world to see, so if he doesn't accept it within a month, I demand that the whole Catholic Church surrenders its members to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen.

See what I did there?

4/15/2010 4:52:22 AM

wintermute

I hereby challenge Joey Lo to a debate on the topic of "Joey Lo is a moron who doesn't deserve to live". If he hasn't accepted this debate within, oh let's say six months, then I win by default and Joey Lo has to wear a dunce's cap for the rest of his life.

Yeah, this is fun.

4/15/2010 5:00:34 AM

aaa

Nobody gives a fuck about your puny and flawed argument. Nobody gives a fuck about your puny existance. And i am pretty sure Barack Obama has better things to do than argue with idiots on the net.

4/15/2010 5:07:26 AM

Nihlum

Good grief how the hell do you pass law school with english like his? That biography reads like it was written by a child.

A delusional one at that.

"Obama was too cowardly/scared/indifferent to even debate me. How more civil can a challenge get than a public debate? I was not asking Obama to box me. It would have been mind war. And my mind is superior to Obama's. I am the undisputed world champion of the abortion debate."

Seriously you need to read the entire site. He is completely and utterly off his rocker.

4/15/2010 5:08:12 AM

Agnostic Jew

I'm right, you're wrong, neener-neener!

4/15/2010 5:32:33 AM

Table Rock

His site reads like it's a list of his daily affirmations.

4/15/2010 5:34:11 AM

Misty

...

1-Just how many people send Obama mail?
2- Why the fuck would he care about a random nutcase among the random nutcases?
3- Abortion kicks ass!

4/15/2010 5:42:06 AM

Morpheus

It makes me laugh that this guy wants to be a lawyer...

4/15/2010 6:11:00 AM

Berny

Obama ignored you because you are a fucking moron of no consequence. Whether you like it or not the debate over legal abortion is over. The Supreme Court rule on it. Done deal.
Using your logic, I challenged God to a public debate on who is the King of the Universe. God had to answer publicly by April 12th, which he failed to do. That means I win and I am the King of the Universe.

4/15/2010 6:18:24 AM

Karlsbad

@Berny:

"Whether you like it or not the debate over legal abortion is over. The Supreme Court rule on it. Done deal."

He seems to disagree, according to his website. After making it through many paragraphs of childish storytelling and ranting about 'good and evil', Joey states that he has filed a class action lawsuit against the Supreme Court in an effort to overturn the 1973 ruling and make all abortions illegal on the basis of it being detrimental to the economy and, it would seem, because he believes the threat of police intervention preventing him from killing abortion doctors is a violation of his religious beliefs. Oh, and to top it off, he claims that he will have won the case within a year, no later than March 22, 2011.

4/15/2010 6:31:20 AM

campbunny

This is a new one. I love it!

4/15/2010 6:38:41 AM

M

Fool.
How could you claim a victory when there was no battle ?
Battle with your delusion and fantasy.
Really pitiful fundie dumbhead.

4/15/2010 6:39:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

I challenge Joey Lo to prove that God exists to my satisfaction. That means he must produce God before me in hard, solid, physical form (and that's God himself, not Jesus) that can be seen, heard and touched; also he must prove he is who he says he is via demonstrations of his power, again to my satisfaction (and if that means God must do whatever I say in perpetuity, so be it). If he can, I'll acknowledge that a deity known as 'God' exists (whether or not he's worthy of belief, praise or respect is an entirely different matter).

I give him 24 hours.

If, by this time tomorrow, Joey hasn't fulfilled his part of the challenge, then it'll only prove that a 'God' doesn't exist, I win, religion loses, and thus is proved the superiority of Atheism.

PROTIP: Even if President Obama so much as acknowledges your existence Joey, never mind hears about your challenge, he can destroy your so-called 'challenge' - and the argument of the 'Pro-Life' cause as a whole, with just three words:

Roe versus Wade.

4/15/2010 6:42:49 AM

Xotan

And did GWB respond to you too?

Didn't think so.

4/15/2010 6:44:37 AM
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