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#1146790
Joe the Plumber
I challenged the world boxing champion to a boxing match, he had to respond withing 5 months and he didn't. So I am a better boxer should be recognised as that and not a lunatic.
4/15/2010 4:07:57 AM
#1146794
LDM
Or maybe he had better things to do, like, oh I don't know, running the country?
4/15/2010 4:10:13 AM
#1146797
Mr. Creazil
4/15/2010 4:15:49 AM
#1146803
Karlsbad
This is just depressing to read.
@Mr. Creazil: That is one of the best image macros I have ever seen, it cheered me up quite nicely after reading Joey Lo's post.
4/15/2010 4:26:59 AM
#1146807
The Jamo
Wow. So now you people claim victory when someone ignores you? That's a nice loophole you have there.
4/15/2010 4:30:22 AM
#1146808
shadkt
Winning by default: Not as indicative as you hope.
4/15/2010 4:30:48 AM
#1146810
Therefore, he lost, I won...
No, there was no debate and nothing was settled or agreed upon.
If you want to be a "truly good lawyer" as your bio states, then I suggest you learn and understand the above. Otherwise, you might have a very short legal career.
4/15/2010 4:36:11 AM
#1146821
Nowonmai
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
4/15/2010 4:41:03 AM
#1146823
Mike Sihl
Yeah....good luck making it illegal. BO has more inmortant things to do, like running the Country, then to spend time debating with an 11 year old.
4/15/2010 4:42:43 AM
#1146833
Tolpuddle Martyr
Someone who never enters into a debate with you doesn't "lose", you moron!
4/15/2010 4:47:51 AM
#1146837
Mister Spak
I challenged Sarah Palin to a public debate on abortion, which she lost by not responding. Therefore, she lost, I won, and this is a poe.
4/15/2010 4:50:58 AM
#1146840
Serph-no-Okami
I hereby challenge pope Benedict on the merits of his own God versus mine, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This challenge will stay on FSTDT for the world to see, so if he doesn't accept it within a month, I demand that the whole Catholic Church surrenders its members to be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
See what I did there?
4/15/2010 4:52:22 AM
#1146843
wintermute
I hereby challenge Joey Lo to a debate on the topic of "Joey Lo is a moron who doesn't deserve to live". If he hasn't accepted this debate within, oh let's say six months, then I win by default and Joey Lo has to wear a dunce's cap for the rest of his life.
Yeah, this is fun.
4/15/2010 5:00:34 AM
#1146847
aaa
Nobody gives a fuck about your puny and flawed argument. Nobody gives a fuck about your puny existance. And i am pretty sure Barack Obama has better things to do than argue with idiots on the net.
4/15/2010 5:07:26 AM
#1146849
Nihlum
Good grief how the hell do you pass law school with english like his? That biography reads like it was written by a child.
A delusional one at that.
"Obama was too cowardly/scared/indifferent to even debate me. How more civil can a challenge get than a public debate? I was not asking Obama to box me. It would have been mind war. And my mind is superior to Obama's. I am the undisputed world champion of the abortion debate."
Seriously you need to read the entire site. He is completely and utterly off his rocker.
4/15/2010 5:08:12 AM
#1146856
Agnostic Jew
I'm right, you're wrong, neener-neener!
4/15/2010 5:32:33 AM
#1146858
Table Rock
His site reads like it's a list of his daily affirmations.
4/15/2010 5:34:11 AM
#1146859
Misty
...
1-Just how many people send Obama mail?
2- Why the fuck would he care about a random nutcase among the random nutcases?
3- Abortion kicks ass!
4/15/2010 5:42:06 AM
#1146873
Morpheus
It makes me laugh that this guy wants to be a lawyer...
4/15/2010 6:11:00 AM
#1146885
Berny
Obama ignored you because you are a fucking moron of no consequence. Whether you like it or not the debate over legal abortion is over. The Supreme Court rule on it. Done deal.
Using your logic, I challenged God to a public debate on who is the King of the Universe. God had to answer publicly by April 12th, which he failed to do. That means I win and I am the King of the Universe.
4/15/2010 6:18:24 AM
#1146890
Karlsbad
@Berny:
"Whether you like it or not the debate over legal abortion is over. The Supreme Court rule on it. Done deal."
He seems to disagree, according to his website. After making it through many paragraphs of childish storytelling and ranting about 'good and evil', Joey states that he has filed a class action lawsuit against the Supreme Court in an effort to overturn the 1973 ruling and make all abortions illegal on the basis of it being detrimental to the economy and, it would seem, because he believes the threat of police intervention preventing him from killing abortion doctors is a violation of his religious beliefs. Oh, and to top it off, he claims that he will have won the case within a year, no later than March 22, 2011.
4/15/2010 6:31:20 AM
#1146893
campbunny
This is a new one. I love it!
4/15/2010 6:38:41 AM
#1146894
M
Fool.
How could you claim a victory when there was no battle ?
Battle with your delusion and fantasy.
Really pitiful fundie dumbhead.
4/15/2010 6:39:00 AM
#1146898
Anon-e-moose
I challenge Joey Lo to prove that God exists to my satisfaction. That means he must produce God before me in hard, solid, physical form (and that's God himself, not Jesus) that can be seen, heard and touched; also he must prove he is who he says he is via demonstrations of his power, again to my satisfaction (and if that means God must do whatever I say in perpetuity, so be it). If he can, I'll acknowledge that a deity known as 'God' exists (whether or not he's worthy of belief, praise or respect is an entirely different matter).
I give him 24 hours.
If, by this time tomorrow, Joey hasn't fulfilled his part of the challenge, then it'll only prove that a 'God' doesn't exist, I win, religion loses, and thus is proved the superiority of Atheism.
PROTIP: Even if President Obama so much as acknowledges your existence Joey, never mind hears about your challenge, he can destroy your so-called 'challenge' - and the argument of the 'Pro-Life' cause as a whole, with just three words:
Roe versus Wade.
4/15/2010 6:42:49 AM
#1146902
Xotan
And did GWB respond to you too?
Didn't think so.
4/15/2010 6:44:37 AM
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