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"Whites who voted for McCain were declaimed as racists. 95% of blacks voted for the Magic Negro. Who are the racists?

Obamination and his ass-kissing lackeys have undone everything that Americans have accomplished since the Revolution. I for one will rejoice when that communist son of a bitch leaves (or is removed from) office. Let it be soon. The country won't survive another year of the Kenyan-born, moon-god-worshipping, goat-raping bastard's hopey-changey bullshit.


Doctor Doom, Free Conservatives 33 Comments [4/15/2010 4:07:59 AM]
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Free Conservatives: All hope abandon, ye who enter in.

4/15/2010 5:02:14 AM

Lucilius

Translation: "Waaaaahhhh! Bawl! Whine, cry, snivel, wet myself, kick and scream, beat tiny fists in impotent rage!"

4/15/2010 6:44:27 AM



Do you need the WAAAmbulance, perchance? Should I call whine-one-one for you?

4/15/2010 7:19:47 AM

Malkyrian


4/15/2010 8:24:33 AM

Jon

Get the fuck over yourself.

4/15/2010 10:00:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

You mean you conservative types are still butthurt over losing the election? You have nobody but GW Bush to blame for that, you know, with an unending war in Iraq and a shitty economy in 2008.

4/15/2010 10:12:12 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

Everything since the revolution? So we're back to slavery and the state senates appointing senators? Women can't vote? Black people can't vote? No one who isn't a white male landowner can vote?

Kindly get some historical perspective and try again.

4/15/2010 11:57:13 AM



That's right, America is no longer a world power, and has been reduced to 13 rural states on the East Coast: the rest of the US has been handed back to the French, the Spanish, the Russians and the Injuns. Black people are enslaved and women and poor folks have no vote. Most folks have to work 18 hours a day in terrible conditions for very little money, and generally die of some horrible disease before they're 30.

On the other hand, they have a well-regulated militia.

4/15/2010 12:13:54 PM

agentCDE

"undone everything that Americans have accomplished since the Revolution."

Wait, wait, so peanut butter has been un-invented? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

4/15/2010 12:45:05 PM

LadyJafaria

Anyone got voting statistics? Because I'm pretty sure the black vote was overwhelmingly Democratic even in elections without a black candidate.

4/15/2010 3:39:44 PM

andrewf

last part sounds like sarah palin

4/15/2010 4:07:38 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Just under 9 months into his first term, your republican/retarded President jesus w. bush allowed the most catastrophic terrorist attack ever to take place on American soil.

We are just shy of 15 months in Barack Obama's first term as President, and have yet to see anything remotely similar. It would appear Obama is a better President/American than bush.

Suck on that reality, you racist fuckstick.

4/15/2010 4:25:34 PM

Saccharissa

"Whites who voted for McCain were declaimed as racists."

Um, no. Whites who voted for McCain and called Obama a "Kenyan-born, moon-god-worshipping[sic], goat-raping" "Magic Negro" were declaimed as racists. And rightly so.
He was born in Hawaii and is a Christian, but you conservatards can't get past the color of his skin.

@LadyJafaria:
Yes, the Black voting bloc overwhelmingly votes Democrat regardless of the race of the candidate. The last Democrat presidential candidate to be elected, Clinton, got 84% of the Black vote against Dole (source: Wikipedia). The Black community must also be racist against old people, or... something.

4/15/2010 4:29:14 PM

shigglesandgits

@ agentCDE: So has the chocolate bar! This is all very, very sad!

4/15/2010 4:58:00 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Goat-raping?

4/15/2010 7:52:13 PM

MadBumperJumper

I didnt know 95% of blacks (Or any group of Americans) voted in the first place.

4/15/2010 9:31:34 PM

Freethink

In other words "he's BLACK, so I hate him." Another conservative, racist creep. I voted for Obama, and I'm white, I wouldn't touch McCain-Palin with a 10 foot pole. Apparently, a lot of other WHITE people felt the same way.

4/16/2010 12:07:10 AM

Sandwich Board

Yup, they've undone everything achieved since the Revolution. The Queen is appointing your new Governor General as we speak.

4/16/2010 1:27:48 AM

Zeus Almighty

2008 Presidential Election Results

Popular vote
Obama/Biden: 69,456,897
McCain/Scary Lady: 59,934,814

Electoral vote
Obama/Biden: 365
McCain/Total Retard: 173

States carried
Obama/Biden: 28 + D.C.
McCain/Insane Pig w/Lipstick: 22

Percentage
Obama/Biden: 52.9
McCain/Palin, Princess of the Tundra: 45.7

Results from www.blowmeyouracistloserDrDoom.com

4/16/2010 8:41:21 AM

Canadia

Hopey-changey sumbitch, if he done tried that in ma town we be rite mad.

4/17/2010 9:07:33 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

So which one of his policies do you actually disagree with? Indeed, are you actually aware of his policies and can you name any?

4/17/2010 4:04:21 PM

Reality Check

You mean... the majority blacks voted democrat...?

That NEVER happened before.... except every election after 1934...

4/17/2010 9:07:22 PM



They prefer to an elderly adulterer who pretty much had the same ideas as him and belonged to the party who got the whole world in crisis. It's just an opinion, though.

4/19/2010 9:59:44 AM

Vegetable Rights Activist

Is it just me, or has Doom abandoned all sense of subtlety?

4/21/2010 12:55:18 PM

Andre

So, this is gonna be one of those "Is THAT what you got from that?" times... but moon-god-worshipping and goat-raping?

I've never seen Obama act is such a way that would suggest moon-god-worshipping, and quite frankly, I'd be happy if he did. Pagans seem to be one of the least violent religious groups lately. When's the last time a Pagan pulled a 9/11 or a Timothy McVeigh?

And goat-raping? I haven't seen any pictures of Obama even vaguely suggesting that level of enthusiasm vis-a-vis goats.

4/23/2010 9:56:09 AM
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