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If I want to call Obama a lawn jocky, magical negro, fried chicken eating marxist SOB, then I dang well am going to do so! As for Racism, one of my best friends is a Black WOMAN (That's TWO protected groups in one!) Oh, and I'm HISPANIC (That's three for me, what the hell do you got huh!?) Shove the racist c*** up your whiney ass, no one's buying it here.

Apollo5600, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [4/18/2010 10:45:26 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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The Watcher

Being a minority does not automatically insulate you from being a racist. On rare occasion, one can even be a racist toward his OWN ethnicity.

4/18/2010 10:51:15 AM

aaa

Just because you are a part of an ethnic minority, doesn't mean that you can't be racist. So, take your stupid post and shove it up your ass, you insufferable cunt.

4/18/2010 11:15:06 AM

Captain Klamydia

I do believe your pants seem to be on fire. I call liar liar

4/18/2010 11:25:03 AM

Smilodon

quote The Watcher: "On rare occasion, one can even be a racist toward his OWN ethnicity."

Indeed, just look at Carlos Menstealia.

4/18/2010 11:47:12 AM



Well, lessee what I've got...I have ancestors from all over Europe (including countries that historically hated each other; the fact that I exist is a testament to the ability of people to get over the prejudices their peers tell them they should have), my great-grandma was a pure Native American (making me 1/16; just barely not enough to qualify for Native American status) and I have a black cousin who was adopted into the family. I'm a woman and I've had friends from a variety of ethnic origins (black, phillipino, asian, etc).

So that's, what, at least seven for me? Does that make me qualified to say that you're a racist? Because yes, you are a racist little slime.

4/18/2010 1:43:58 PM

Zipperback

Bet internet tough guy here doesn't have the stones to say "magical negro" in front of his alleged Black WOMAN.

BTW My grandmother was HISPANIC too and she had a virulent racist streak against Dominicans and most blacks.

4/18/2010 2:27:24 PM



Yep, you are a died in the wool brown racist, and your black maid doesn't count as a "friend".

4/18/2010 4:29:27 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Nigger, jigaboo, spearchucker, coon, etc.

It's okay! I have a black friend!


Now, do you see how that dosen't work?

4/18/2010 8:14:38 PM

Pule Thamex

Spic, grease-slave, Homo amoeba, Merchant of Spittle, son of a mustachioed mother, etc. It's OK, I have a Hispanic friend.

4/19/2010 12:06:29 AM

Mr Blur

If I want to call you a small-brained, racist, dickhead SOB, then I dang well am going to do so!

4/19/2010 12:56:33 AM

shykid

"You can't call me racist! My best friend is black!!" and "I'm a minority! You can't say I'm racist!!" come from the exact same playbook as "I'm not racist, but..."

No, really, you're racist. STFU.

4/19/2010 6:01:45 AM

Doubting Thomas

"I'm not racist! I have a black friend!"

I wonder how that black friend of yours would react to you calling Obama a lawn jockey or magical negro who enjoys eating fried chicken? Ten bucks says this kind of talk doesn't happen around her.

4/19/2010 6:34:22 AM

LadyJafaria

If you want to criticize Obama without being called racist, try not actually sounding racist. There's a fringe that will call you racist just for disliking Obama, but trust me, it's a fringe. It is not MOST liberals or most non-white people. I've seen perfectly non-racist criticism of Obama. This is just not it. This isn't even informed criticism. This is just racist name-calling.

4/19/2010 7:29:11 AM



You're racist. Don't try to invent imaginary friends.

4/19/2010 9:58:09 AM

toth

I know a black person! I can say whatever I want about black people!

4/20/2010 7:05:03 AM

dingo

shove the racist...???

4/20/2010 8:49:59 AM

Canadia

Cracker ass melanin-deprived sum' bitch.

It's A-OKAY, I have a white friend.

4/20/2010 12:29:48 PM

BLAKE THE EUROPEAN!

I have red hair. This means I can be racist!

What? It DOESN'T work that way!? Since when?

4/20/2010 1:50:34 PM

John Galt

Want to point out that Hispanic is not an ethnicity or a race, it's an ancestry. For all we know, this guy could be a white Hispanic.

4/20/2010 2:56:32 PM

Kat

Like I said in another post like this, okay if you don't believe that the race you belong to is superior to all others then you aren't a racist.

However, that doesn't mean that your statement isn't hateful and prejudicial you bigot.

4/20/2010 8:04:55 PM

Vince

I actually know a Chinese white supremacist and a racist dog.

Your argument is invalid.

4/20/2010 8:11:44 PM



You called a black man a fried-chicken eating magical Negro. Probably lawn jockey is some kind of racial slur as well, but its one I haven't heard before. Sounds racist enough for me to infer that you're a racist.

4/22/2010 9:40:18 AM

Andre

You know... it's kind of racist to assume only white people are racist.

By the by, what does your black female best friend think of your description of Obama?

4/23/2010 9:50:56 AM

Zeus Almighty

If I want to call Apollo5600 a moronic, racist fuckhead, sig-heiling, Nazi SOB whose penis can only be observed with the help of a powerful microscope, then I dang well am going to do so!

4/24/2010 8:33:58 AM

Rowsen

Racism is not exclusive to whites. Also, what's your problem with fried chicken?

4/24/2010 9:49:22 AM
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