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Many claim that evolution is a proven fact. No, It's not! It is a theory. An alternative to those who rebel against God. It should always be referred to as the Theory of Evolution. There is no proven fact to qualify it as scientific fact. I don't know why such utter rubbish is passed of as science in schools and universities. With all the big brains and so much money spent to research a theory? This speaks of a hidden agenda to try and disprove God. No creature can disprove God. He transcends time and space and we can search the heights and depths of our universe only to reveal more of God's authority and power. The study of true factual science will point to a Master Designer, a perfect Creator. [In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1]

vuvuzela, iol.co.za 43 Comments [4/21/2010 3:55:50 AM]
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#1148896
aaa

Get out of my internet, you ungrateful cunt.

4/21/2010 4:21:50 AM

#1148898


Absolutely nothing new here. Gentlemen, this is Ye Typical Fundie Poste.

4/21/2010 4:24:18 AM

#1148901
Swede

Not this bullshit again! Learn what a scientific theory is, before you open your mouth, m'kay?

Evolution is the process for adaptation and diversity in nature (the scientific fact). The Theory of Evolution is a scientific description of this process (the scientific theory).

Feel free to present these factual scientific findings of yours, regarding a Master Designer, any time.
Others have tried before you, but you, of course, are more intelligent than all of them.

4/21/2010 4:31:07 AM

#1148936
The Colonel

It is always referred to as the Theory of Evolution. Apparently, though, you just can't seem to grasp what that actually entails.

4/21/2010 4:55:45 AM

#1148977
Mister Spak

"Many claim that evolution is a proven fact. No, It's not! It is a theory."

And creation is a myth. What's your point?

4/21/2010 5:34:25 AM

#1149018
BobsOldSocks

"Many claim that evolution is a proven fact. No, It's not!"

Yes it is! A fact of nature. The Theory of Evolution is the best explanation for that fact.

"An alternative to those who rebel against God."

How can you rebel against something that you don't believe in?

"It should always be referred to as the Theory of Evolution."

It is. You just don't understand quite how powerful a statement that is. Learn what "theory" means in science.

"I don't know why such utter rubbish is passed of as science in schools and universities."

Translation: I don't understand it, therefore it just can't be true! Oh noes!

"This speaks of a hidden agenda to try and disprove God. No creature can disprove God."

Evidence for your god? That's right, there is none.

"The study of true factual science will point to a Master Designer, a perfect Creator."

As you've already decided before even doing any research what the result will be, why bother wasting all that time, money and effort? You'll just ignore everything that doesn't fit into your closed-minded, dogmatic, god smacked world view. That's what you call true fundie science!

4/21/2010 5:57:18 AM

#1149029


If you're so ignorant of science as not to understand that THEORY is a totally acceptable concept in science, better not use a computer. Just in case.

4/21/2010 6:03:07 AM

#1149080


This speaks of a hidden agenda to try and disprove God.

Yet another agenda. Wow, how do they have time to live when they're constantly tallying up all the agendas against them?

4/21/2010 6:25:21 AM

#1149126
David B.

No, the theory of evolution explains why it happens; that it happens is a fact.

That's why there is a "theory of gravity" despite the only people who seriously doubt that gravity is a fact tending not to do so for very long.

4/21/2010 7:02:51 AM

#1149260
Berny

Creationists are morons.
That is all.

4/21/2010 8:47:21 AM

#1149325
campbunny

"I don't know why such utter rubbish is passed of as science in schools and universities."

I believe you.

4/21/2010 9:39:46 AM

#1149341


No, it's pretty well been proven. We can actually observe it happening in organisms that reproduce quickly (although not quickly enough to see them evolve into another species). Oh, and it has nothing to do with God. Why can't you think about the idea that evolution was God's plan to begin with? That seems to be a pretty popular and widely accepted one among Christians.

4/21/2010 9:46:16 AM

#1149363
Zoo

"With all the big brains and so much money spent to research a theory?"

That's what scientists fucking do, idiot! I don't suppose there's any use explaining for the thousandth time what a theory is in science.

"The study of true factual science will point to a Master Designer, a perfect Creator."

Something tells me you don't actually know a lot about "true factual science".

4/21/2010 10:03:37 AM

#1149370
JohnTheAtheist

In science, the word theory means...ah fuck it.

4/21/2010 10:06:59 AM

#1149432
Vince

Every last thing science has done or discovered in the past 1000 years has laughed in the face of your bible. There's a reason the church has spent so much time and effort tying to ban, scourge, discredit, and ignore science for all that time. Now that you can't suppress it any more you now try and mold it to your own ends. Not fucking working jackass.

4/21/2010 11:09:21 AM

#1149455
Jewsus

At least you admit your god hypothesis is completely unfalsifiable...

4/21/2010 11:23:29 AM

#1149470
Rallymodeller

You are no longer entitled to an opinion on this matter until you can accurately define the difference between a "theory" and an "hypothesis".

4/21/2010 11:34:43 AM

#1149502


Even if evolution wasn't absolutely correct, it still doesn't make your bronze age mythology correct.

4/21/2010 12:22:49 PM

#1149509
Zeus Almighty

Many claim that the Bible is a proven fact. No, It's not! It is a theory. An alternative to those who rebel against rationality. It should always be referred to as the Bullshit of the Bible. There is no proven fact to qualifiy it as scientific fact. I don't know why such utter rubbish is passed of (sic) as science in schools under the guise of "Intelligent Design." With all the big churches and so much money spent to support Escalade-driving preachers? This speaks of a hidden agenda to try and disprove the truth. No invisible, nonexistent man in the sky can disprove Einstein. He transcends time and space and can search the heights and depths of our universe.

4/21/2010 12:40:24 PM

#1149568
Old Viking

Theory is the highest degree of certainty that science can bestow. Maybe your mommy will buy you a dictionary.

4/21/2010 2:13:53 PM

#1149569
Quantum Mechanic

Another F- in biology.

And learn the difference between an hypothesis and a theory, dimwit.

4/21/2010 2:15:25 PM

#1149584
The L

Other things that are "just" theories:

- The theory of gravitation (i.e., things fall)

- The germ theory of disease (i.e., disease is caused by bacteria and viruses instead of by demons)

- Atomic theory (i.e., that matter is made up of atoms)

4/21/2010 2:28:36 PM

#1149647
dionysus

Many claim that evolution is a proven fact.

Common ancestry is a fact explained by the Theory of Evolution.

An alternative to those who rebel against God.

Let me blow your mind: Ken Miller. Also the Pope.

It should always be referred to as the Theory of Evolution.

We already do that, but okay.

There is no proven fact to qualify it as scientific fact.

Look up the fossil record for Cetaceans, it's pretty complete and paints a very strong picture.

I don't know why such utter rubbish is passed of as science in schools and universities.

Because it has evidence, unlike creationism.

With all the big brains and so much money spent to research a theory?

Well, if the smartest people in the world who have actually researched ToE still accept it after 150 years despite countless attempts to debunk it, what does that tell you?

This speaks of a hidden agenda to try and disprove God.



He transcends time and space and we can search the heights and depths of our universe only to reveal more of God's authority and power.

Funny, because so far as we've learned more about the universe it's made god far less likely.

4/21/2010 3:59:55 PM

#1149678
Frogflayer

Christ on a crutch, another hidden agenda. I wish people would keep me in the loop 'cause I'm not getting the memos.
And another thing, if you do ever find a master designer there are some complaints I'd like to lodge.

4/21/2010 4:57:24 PM

#1149720
John

Many claim that evolution is a proven fact. No, It's not! It is a theory.

It's both. "Evolution" is an observed fact; and the "theory of evolution", which is what most people call what Darwin actually referred to as "descent with modification", is the theory that explains the observation.

The theory of evolution doesn't disprove God. It just disproves the Christian fundamentalist interpretation of the Bible. But most Christians don't accept that anyway.

4/21/2010 6:18:55 PM
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