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#1150948
Blasphemina
Why am I picturing Christina wearing a tinfoil hat and surrounded by gallons of water, walls of hoarded toilet paper and Spam, and about three dozen cats?
4/25/2010 6:26:03 PM
#1150957
Old Viking
Golly gee, people sure say some strange things, eh, Christina?
4/25/2010 6:33:05 PM
#1150963
Rumpshaker Slim
Maybe the people you talk to aren't paranoid weirdos who WANT the world to end.
4/25/2010 6:39:39 PM
#1150971
Shant
Yes, Christina, and that's known as confirmation bias.
4/25/2010 6:46:23 PM
#1150972
Lucilius
We also don't see the purple flying sparklies and neon vampire kittens that populate Christina's world.
4/25/2010 6:46:42 PM
#1150986
Karlsbad
"...unless one is actually watching and looking for the signs God warned us about, life seems normal."
Funny how that works, isn't it?
4/25/2010 6:50:51 PM
#1151000
Alencon
Perhaps they don't "see it" because it's "not there."
4/25/2010 6:56:24 PM
#1151118
shadkat
The problem with trying to look for signs is that you can interpret them to fit your view, silly little paranoid Christina.
4/25/2010 7:57:12 PM
#1151192
When you're looking for signs, you will find them in absolutely anything and everything. Hell, I could start looking for signs that Ragnarok is coming and I'd find them. I could look for signs that Taliesen is going to be reborn so that we'll have another god on Earth/folk hero/damn good artist-mystic and I'd find them.
I choose to look for skulls in odd places though. I know it's just my mind making order out of random patterns, but it's a fun little hobby.
4/25/2010 8:44:23 PM
#1151213
Oh, so close.
4/25/2010 9:15:32 PM
#1151241
werewolf
You must be 'special' then, Christina. What did your Dirty Hippy say?
4/25/2010 9:43:09 PM
#1151253
campbunny
This is a paragraph that could have been written at any time since the birth of Christ.
4/25/2010 9:56:04 PM
#1151284
GodotIsWaiting4U
You mean people are actually enjoying their lives and not being twatwaffles like yourselves? THE HORROR!
4/25/2010 10:27:17 PM
#1151295
aaa
Kid, shit happens. Earthquakes have always been this common. The only thing is that detecting equipment has become better and more common over time.
4/25/2010 10:35:02 PM
#1151347
Sisyphus
Dude I've TOTALLY seen it! This morning, my cat sneezed. And yesterday, it snowed. These are truly signs that the rapture is near!
*Sadly, I'm not joking about the snow thing. However, where I live, as depressing as snow in April is, it's par for the course. Sigh.
Christina: grow the fuck up and deal with reality for once in your miserable life!
4/25/2010 11:06:43 PM
#1151355
Mihangel apYrs
whenever I read the "DW", "DH", "DS", "DD" thing I want to strangle the purveyor of such sentimentalist crap with their own small intestine!
It's nauseating, and how anyone could thereafter take them seriously is beyond me
4/25/2010 11:15:19 PM
#1151364
See, Christina, this is just how paranoia works. Time for your meds.
@ Mihangel apYrs
I think in many cases it's just laziness rather than sentimentalism.
4/25/2010 11:26:12 PM
#1151365
Slave To Uni
4/25/2010 11:28:48 PM
#1151395
Swede
People who study earthquakes and volcanoes say it's neither more nor fewer than normal. The Earth is more global now, we hear about everything, and we get news faster than ever before.
What signs? More and more children survive to the age of five? More and more women can use their human rights? More and more children are educated? Yeah, those are horrible signs, indeed.
4/26/2010 12:22:59 AM
#1151403
Pule Thamex
There is much truth in what you say Christina. For several years only Rapture Ready members have been able to "see it", and for many millions of years to come, only Rapture Ready members will be able to "see it". Keep telling us all whenever you "see it".
4/26/2010 12:41:14 AM
#1151412
The Bible is full of shit like this, and that was apparently thousands of years ago. What's the difference now?
4/26/2010 12:59:29 AM
#1151417
Quantum Mechanic
"there seems to be more earthquakes"
No there doesn't.
Make the world a better place, Christina.
Kill yourself.
4/26/2010 1:05:05 AM
#1151439
Mrs. Antichrist
You're seeing things that aren't there because you're not just watching and looking -- you're obsessing.
4/26/2010 1:44:32 AM
#1151464
Doctor Fishcake
They'll say there seems to be more earthquakes but then they'll chalk it up to the earth shifting, something natural.
Check.
They'll say that the Middle East has always been going back and forth as it is now,
Check.
they'll say there's always been famine in different parts of the world
Check.
It's a reality check! And on RR, they always bounce.
4/26/2010 2:42:35 AM
#1151465
Anemone
That's because the people you talk to live in reality.
4/26/2010 2:46:32 AM
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