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I wish my girlfriend's gay 17-year-old son would buck up and marry a WOMAN just like his gay uncle did! (Only stay FAITHFUL to his wife, unlike his uncle.) Why doesn't it occur to homosexuals that maybe God doesn't WANT all his children to be sexually attracted to their spouses, or even sexually attracted to the GENDER of their spouses. Maybe he wants certain people to be disgusted by the sexual organs of their spouse, in order to love him MORE! Nowhere in the Bible does it say "thou shalt be attracted to your spouse." In fact, marriage used to be a property arrangement. Obviously God doesn't care whether or not you are physically attracted - the important part is that you obey his Word - and follow it to the T.

Linda Michigan, Christianity Today 61 Comments [4/25/2010 6:19:40 PM]
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LOL

4/25/2010 6:24:48 PM

Old Viking

Either God's confused or Linda is. Probably both.

4/25/2010 6:31:25 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

If this is a poe, it's the funniest damn poe we've ever had on this site.

4/25/2010 6:32:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Why doesn't it occur to Linda that her imaginary friend doesn't exist?

4/25/2010 6:33:56 PM



Maybe he wants certain people to be disgusted by the sexual organs of their spouse, in order to love him MORE!

Wow, he's a bit of a prick then, isn't he.

Nowhere in the Bible does it say "thou shalt be attracted to your spouse."

Nowhere in the Bible does it mention anything about helicopters, lightbulbs, or indoor plumbing. What's your point?

4/25/2010 7:12:02 PM

Burris

Maybe he wants certain people to be disgusted by the sexual organs of their spouse, in order to love him MORE!

Bible fail.

4/25/2010 7:26:15 PM

LDM

Just because you wake up to a flaccid, butt-ugly husband every day doesn't mean the rest of us have to.

4/25/2010 7:32:02 PM

Philbert McAdamia

in order to love him MORE!

Damn! The wierd shit thse fuckers can find to worship the shithead for.

4/25/2010 7:49:41 PM

shadkat

Good grief, I wanna call Poe. Awesome, hilarious Poe.

If not, I just have this to say: Linda, if you want to refer to female friends, I recommend putting a space between girl and friend, or something. Otherwise, your argument looks really silly.

4/25/2010 7:54:57 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

What.

Hold on, is this a troll? Linda has trouble with her GIRLFRIEND having a gay son. I know it could possibly be a female acquaintance, but the rest is just too absurd to not read it any other way.

Please? Can it please be a troll?

4/25/2010 7:58:16 PM

Elia

Oh yes, then two people can be miserable together, and then you can look forward to one of them snapping and killing the other. How fucking generous of your god.

He doesn't exist. The sooner you accept that, the better off you'll be.

4/25/2010 8:20:11 PM



Why hasn't it occured to you that women and men don't like being used as a cover for their spouses because a few backwards jackasses don't approve of their spouse's sexual orientation?

4/25/2010 8:41:48 PM



Welcome to the dark ages.

4/25/2010 9:13:55 PM

werewolf

Speak for your god much, Linda? There's a word for that.

4/25/2010 9:40:58 PM

campbunny

They admit that homosexuality can't be helped now, so there's steady improvement. Let's wait patiently another generation and see how much better still it will be then.

4/25/2010 9:52:29 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

I wish fundy fucktards like Linda Michigan would SHUT UP & DIE A FAST DEATH. Why doesn't it occur to fundies that gays DON'T choose their orientation? I don't think God cares one way or another out it, but He would sure HATE idiots like Linda spouting hatred in His name.

4/25/2010 9:59:38 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

"marry a WOMAN just like his gay uncle did! (Only stay FAITHFUL to his wife, unlike his uncle.)"

Why hello, I think we've just met a reason NOT to force someone to marry against their orientation. Funny how those things crop up.

Wait, I'm sorry...are you saying that homosexuality is an attempt by God to make monks and nuns for himself? Because if so, he's kind of doing it wrong when he adds the "likes the same sex" part.

4/25/2010 10:29:48 PM

aaa

I don't think you understand how people work.

4/25/2010 10:43:13 PM

Hakar

"In fact, marriage used to be a property arrangement."

Oh wait, *now* you know this?

4/25/2010 10:45:42 PM

Sisyphus

Oh to be a fly on the wall in Linda's bedroom.

4/25/2010 11:03:41 PM

Anemone

Yes, because as we all know, following the arbitrary rules of Christianity is more important than being yourself and being happy.

4/25/2010 11:17:02 PM



So your husband's a fat, hideous slob, eh?

4/25/2010 11:32:13 PM



@ CrazyHappyNinja


I think she means "girlfriend" in the way female friends refer to each other, like, "Hey, girlfriend". Many of my straight female friends would say it that way, too.

4/25/2010 11:34:05 PM

Slave To Uni

...Because everyone should love a deity that wants them to lead a miserable existence.

4/25/2010 11:37:53 PM

Swede

I wish YOU would buck up and marry a woman, like my gay colleague did. After all, being disgusted by her sexual organs will, in your words, make you love her even MORE.

If you marry someone you don't find attractive in a sexual way, then you won't stay faithful. You're better off joining a monastery or a convent.

Oh, yes, marriage USED TO BE a property arrangement. We USED TO need a god to explain all the things we could not explain. We USED TO shunt off all unwanted people to monasteries and convents.
Linda, dear, times are changing. Nowadays we marry the person we love, because we love him or her, and we stay married as long as we still love him or her. We have kids because we like kids*, not because we need extra hands on the farm and someone to take care of us when we're old.
Please join us here in the 21st century, sorry you missed the 20th.

* OK, some people have kids because everyone else have kids, because you should have kids.
That is one very expensive and troublesome accessory...

4/25/2010 11:41:02 PM
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