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#1150947
LOL
4/25/2010 6:24:48 PM
#1150955
Old Viking
Either God's confused or Linda is. Probably both.
4/25/2010 6:31:25 PM
#1150956
Rumpshaker Slim
If this is a poe, it's the funniest damn poe we've ever had on this site.
4/25/2010 6:32:21 PM
#1150958
Quantum Mechanic
Why doesn't it occur to Linda that her imaginary friend doesn't exist?
4/25/2010 6:33:56 PM
#1151029
Maybe he wants certain people to be disgusted by the sexual organs of their spouse, in order to love him MORE!
Wow, he's a bit of a prick then, isn't he.
Nowhere in the Bible does it say "thou shalt be attracted to your spouse."
Nowhere in the Bible does it mention anything about helicopters, lightbulbs, or indoor plumbing. What's your point?
4/25/2010 7:12:02 PM
#1151062
Burris
Maybe he wants certain people to be disgusted by the sexual organs of their spouse, in order to love him MORE!
Bible fail.
4/25/2010 7:26:15 PM
#1151075
LDM
Just because you wake up to a flaccid, butt-ugly husband every day doesn't mean the rest of us have to.
4/25/2010 7:32:02 PM
#1151105
Philbert McAdamia
in order to love him MORE!
Damn! The wierd shit thse fuckers can find to worship the shithead for.
4/25/2010 7:49:41 PM
#1151111
shadkat
Good grief, I wanna call Poe. Awesome, hilarious Poe.
If not, I just have this to say: Linda, if you want to refer to female friends, I recommend putting a space between girl and friend, or something. Otherwise, your argument looks really silly.
4/25/2010 7:54:57 PM
#1151123
CrazyHappyNinja
What.
Hold on, is this a troll? Linda has trouble with her GIRLFRIEND having a gay son. I know it could possibly be a female acquaintance, but the rest is just too absurd to not read it any other way.
Please? Can it please be a troll?
4/25/2010 7:58:16 PM
#1151151
Elia
Oh yes, then two people can be miserable together, and then you can look forward to one of them snapping and killing the other. How fucking generous of your god.
He doesn't exist. The sooner you accept that, the better off you'll be.
4/25/2010 8:20:11 PM
#1151189
Why hasn't it occured to you that women and men don't like being used as a cover for their spouses because a few backwards jackasses don't approve of their spouse's sexual orientation?
4/25/2010 8:41:48 PM
#1151211
Welcome to the dark ages.
4/25/2010 9:13:55 PM
#1151239
werewolf
Speak for your god much, Linda? There's a word for that.
4/25/2010 9:40:58 PM
#1151249
campbunny
They admit that homosexuality can't be helped now, so there's steady improvement. Let's wait patiently another generation and see how much better still it will be then.
4/25/2010 9:52:29 PM
#1151258
refuter of fundy vermin
I wish fundy fucktards like Linda Michigan would SHUT UP & DIE A FAST DEATH. Why doesn't it occur to fundies that gays DON'T choose their orientation? I don't think God cares one way or another out it, but He would sure HATE idiots like Linda spouting hatred in His name.
4/25/2010 9:59:38 PM
#1151287
GodotIsWaiting4U
"marry a WOMAN just like his gay uncle did! (Only stay FAITHFUL to his wife, unlike his uncle.)"
Why hello, I think we've just met a reason NOT to force someone to marry against their orientation. Funny how those things crop up.
Wait, I'm sorry...are you saying that homosexuality is an attempt by God to make monks and nuns for himself? Because if so, he's kind of doing it wrong when he adds the "likes the same sex" part.
4/25/2010 10:29:48 PM
#1151311
aaa
I don't think you understand how people work.
4/25/2010 10:43:13 PM
#1151316
Hakar
"In fact, marriage used to be a property arrangement."
Oh wait, *now* you know this?
4/25/2010 10:45:42 PM
#1151344
Sisyphus
Oh to be a fly on the wall in Linda's bedroom.
4/25/2010 11:03:41 PM
#1151357
Anemone
Yes, because as we all know, following the arbitrary rules of Christianity is more important than being yourself and being happy.
4/25/2010 11:17:02 PM
#1151368
So your husband's a fat, hideous slob, eh?
4/25/2010 11:32:13 PM
#1151369
@ CrazyHappyNinja
I think she means "girlfriend" in the way female friends refer to each other, like, "Hey, girlfriend". Many of my straight female friends would say it that way, too.
4/25/2010 11:34:05 PM
#1151371
Slave To Uni
...Because everyone should love a deity that wants them to lead a miserable existence.
4/25/2010 11:37:53 PM
#1151373
Swede
I wish YOU would buck up and marry a woman, like my gay colleague did. After all, being disgusted by her sexual organs will, in your words, make you love her even MORE.
If you marry someone you don't find attractive in a sexual way, then you won't stay faithful. You're better off joining a monastery or a convent.
Oh, yes, marriage USED TO BE a property arrangement. We USED TO need a god to explain all the things we could not explain. We USED TO shunt off all unwanted people to monasteries and convents.
Linda, dear, times are changing. Nowadays we marry the person we love, because we love him or her, and we stay married as long as we still love him or her. We have kids because we like kids*, not because we need extra hands on the farm and someone to take care of us when we're old.
Please join us here in the 21st century, sorry you missed the 20th.
* OK, some people have kids because everyone else have kids, because you should have kids.
That is one very expensive and troublesome accessory...
4/25/2010 11:41:02 PM
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