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You atheist types are such hypocrites. Anytime a theists says something they believe, atheist say, 'but it doesn’t say that'. But when they pull some cockeyed crap out of their hat to ask a question as absurd as 'was Jesus gay?' they want to twist stuff every which way they can. And even still you have others thinking he was married. 'But…but…his mom told him they were out of wine at a wedding. It had to be his wedding.' 'Well…well…he was Jewish, and most Jewish are married.' 'But, Mary Magdelen hung around him a lot. She must have been his girl.' Puullleeeassee. I swear, you atheists will do anything to pervert the truth. And you wonder why you are despised by most of society.

Dust, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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freako104

If true (probably isn't from my experience with atheists) it's not unlike how Christians do this to other belief systems.

8/1/2016 1:53:06 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I thought everyone knew that Jesus and Judas were lovers who had a very bad break-up, leading to Judas's betrayal. Why else would he identify Jesus with a kiss?

8/1/2016 2:04:47 PM

Anon-e-moose

As so many of you fundies say, 'Jesus is God'.

Why then, isn't there so much as word one of condemnation in that part of your... er, I mean his 'Word' about David & Jonathan?

Could it have something to do with the fact that your J-boy - who is God, natch - hung around with twelve men; two of whom were sailors. One of said twelve kissed him too. Who told others to 'Love your fellow man'. Who hardly associated with women, if ever. Never had a girlfriend. Wore a dress too.

You've just admitted that he didn't hang around with Mary Magdalene, so there's your entire argument turned to Dust...! >:D

Two words: Josh Buggar. We being the 'Hypocrites'?! Puh-LEEEEEZE!

8/1/2016 3:48:40 PM

rubber chicken

Wow, you sure gave those strawmen a good kicking! Were you frightened by a Hayrick as a child ?

8/1/2016 10:59:46 PM

creativerealms

Weird atheists tend to not believe Jesus existed at all.

8/1/2016 11:05:49 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

>creativerealms:
Yes, and those are about as qualified to discuss Jesus as creationists are qualified to discuss biology. And I do not get what that stupid conspiracy theory is supposed to accomplish - especially since the actual message of Jesus is among the strongest arguments against Fundamentalist bigotry.
(See also the last paragraph of this post of mine)

Mary of Magdala was certainly one of his most important followers, probably at least as important as the apostles. My answer to "Jesus of Nazareth/Mary of Magdala?" would be "Sure, why not?".

8/2/2016 12:05:24 AM
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