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[Replying to a sarcastic "The Official Atheist Handbook takes no position on Jesus' sexuality"]You mean there is an official atheist handbook? So it has become a religion...thats incedible. Sorry about that last post, it just kind of steamed me a little. My brother tried to stop me. I guess Vinnie is so infatuated with the idea[of a gay Jesus], because he himself may be gay. I wasn't thinking of that. My appologies.

Dust, Internet Infidels 5 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Hyena

See fundie. See fundie argue. Argue, fundie, argue.

See fundie cover his ass.

10/17/2007 9:06:33 PM

Justanotheratheist

A new car also comes with a Handbook. Does that mean God is a BMW?

11/21/2010 1:45:07 AM

rw23

A bit gullible, but at least he's apologising.

11/21/2010 3:37:14 AM

Canadiest

At the same time, a case for Jesus being Gay can be made at the superficial level. He's a big mommas boy and hangs around with men touching them. Did he heal any women? I coulda missed that

11/22/2010 12:51:23 PM

Nicholas Krizov

Jesus hung out with dudes all the time, and you gotta admit, his death was pretty damn kinky.

Roman Soldier: (in a sexy black baritone, with 70's porn music playing in the background) "You've been a naughty, naughty Jew, Yeshua of Nazareth..."

Jesus: (in the most stereotypical, gayest voice ever) "Oooh, father...why have you forsaken me? (whip crack) Oooh! Oooh! Yes! Harder! Crack that whip, baby! I've been a bad, bad Messiah..."

And really, isn't a crucifix just a deformed penis (obviously uncircumcised - those unclean Roman heathens) in the shape of a lower-case "t"?

10/4/2014 8:04:47 PM
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