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[Re: Icelandic volcano eruption]

God has the people in a "time out" for their behavior.

They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!

I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?

Cindy S, RR 76 Comments [4/25/2010 6:31:10 PM]
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Geographically challenged indeed.

4/25/2010 6:33:57 PM

D

VERY geographically challenged ;)

4/25/2010 6:36:52 PM

Alencon

Jesus H, Christ, at least look at a fucking map first.

4/25/2010 6:48:21 PM

?

"Oh no, a volcano cloud - let's oppress some Palestinians..."

4/25/2010 6:49:49 PM

Nihlum

... oh dear.

4/25/2010 6:54:57 PM

Jebby

And how do you know, Cindy, that the cloud was not for the benefit of the Palestinians, hm?

4/25/2010 6:55:55 PM

Lucilius

So the best your all-powerful god can do is pester tourists in airports? Are you sure you shouldn't be a Hare Krishna?

4/25/2010 6:59:33 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Wont people just be pissed off at god because they have been stuck at an airport?

4/25/2010 6:59:59 PM

Hive

Geographically is not the only thing you're challenged in.

4/25/2010 7:01:34 PM

Jewsus

Jews and Christians: worshipping volcano deities since circa 2,000 BCE.

4/25/2010 7:11:31 PM

Adrian

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

4/25/2010 7:26:25 PM

Thinking Allowed

I seriously doubt it Cindy since there is 3256.2 between the two countries by way the crow flies.

4/25/2010 7:29:39 PM


4/25/2010 7:32:57 PM

shadkat

God uses some intense time outs! Can't we all just stand in the corner for five minutes and think about what we've done? :(

4/25/2010 7:37:00 PM

DaMentalFunism

Here is the Internet. Look stuff up if you don't know it.

4/25/2010 7:37:24 PM

Zeus Almighty

Spock: "What is it captain?"
Kirk" "Those are English words, but I'll be fucked by a Klingon if I've ever seen them arranged in such a nonsensical manner."

4/25/2010 7:48:07 PM

feralboy12

Shut up and show us your tits, Cindy.

4/25/2010 8:05:35 PM

Old Viking

This is going to be good, because we have God in a time out for his behavior.

4/25/2010 8:21:03 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Cindy S isn't just geographically challenged but also cerebrally challenged (as are all RaptureRetards).

4/25/2010 8:26:10 PM



Because there have never been any volcanic eruptions before. Wait...

Nah, you know what? Loki's just having a little fun.

4/25/2010 8:29:52 PM

Kevin Klawtter

Hey, if Rush Limbaugh can claim it was God's revenge for Health Care passing...

4/25/2010 8:35:05 PM

Canon Father

Yes, His Popiness has punished the Engländer by closing their Luftraum, ja?

4/25/2010 8:37:42 PM

Horsefeathers

"God has the people in a "time out" for their behavior."

Are you insane?

"They can be still in the airports and maybe some will come to know that HE IS GOD!"

Yeah. Nothing brings people to Gawd like being stuck somewhere you don't want to be and can't get out of. I wonder if this is why Christians insist you have to go to church?

"I am geographically challenged but I wondered if Israel could use this situation for their benefit?"

Geography isn't the only thing you're challenged in.

4/25/2010 8:46:03 PM

werewolf

Israel could bomb Iran because a volcano exploded in Iceland?

Sounds plausible. The U.S. did invade Iraq because of weapons of mass destruction that didn't exist, after all.

4/25/2010 9:01:03 PM

campbunny

No one is geographically challenged. Just breathtakingly ignorant.

4/25/2010 9:33:48 PM
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