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Gays are not icky - my neighbors are dykes & sweet old hags. The only neighbors I like, actually. But their sexual life is deviant, immoral & unnatural. GAG. Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are. I know this and admit it. We are all sinners. Period.

That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect. Gays refuse to. Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume.

Do I go around telling children that drinking is normal & good? NEVER. Do I demand special rights just for me? NEVER. Just live your life your way and, again, STFU.


carmen, Moonbattery 53 Comments [4/25/2010 6:37:09 PM]
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Hive

Gays are not icky - my neighbors are dykes & sweet old hags. The only neighbors I like, actually. But their sexual life is deviant, immoral & unnatural. GAG. Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are. I know this and admit it. We are all sinners. Period.

Nice that you admit that every sin is equal - were you protesting Tiger Woods at the Masters since he committed adultery then? You weren't? Hypocrite. Btw, you like your neighbors but use a pejorative to refer to them?

That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect. Gays refuse to. Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume.

I know plenty of gays who are Christians (surprisingly). I have an idea that they know what the bible says about it, since they have to listen to idiots like you all the time.

Do I go around telling children that drinking is normal & good? NEVER. Do I demand special rights just for me? NEVER. Just live your life your way and, again, STFU.

For the last time, we're trying to get EQUAL rights, dumbass, not special rights.

4/25/2010 6:56:04 PM

Mathew

Actually, an overwhelming majority of gay people I know of are either atheist or agnostic.

4/25/2010 7:02:30 PM

Burris

Um, Carmen? The key to salvation in the Christian worldview is not merely admitting you engage regularly in sin, but turning away from that sin (i.e., repentance).

In other words, you have an even bigger problem than those "sweet old hags. (Well that, and you suck as a neighbor.)

4/25/2010 7:04:45 PM

Jewsus

This guy is surprisingly reasonable in a fucked up kind of way. I know, that isn't saying much, but it's a vast improvement over most of the comments off Moonbattery.

4/25/2010 7:08:14 PM

Vince

You have made a new brand of stupid and crazy all your own.

Stand proud moron, for none can compare to thee.

4/25/2010 7:11:52 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

From this post I've decided to take the narrow minded view that everyone on Moonbattery is a hopeless drunk.

It's probably not true, but it explains a lot.

4/25/2010 7:14:03 PM

paraphrased

I get on really well with my neighbours, those assholes.

I just don't get why everybody wants to be treated the same as how I get treated. It's not my fault I'm white and male. I think they're just all jealous.

I need a drink...

4/25/2010 7:18:38 PM



I wonder if carmen knows that being a peeping tom is also a sin.

4/25/2010 7:22:28 PM

shadkat

"Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume."

Ooh, sweeping generalizations! I love this game! There are still gays who have read the Bible, who believe in God, who want to attend church without fear of being shunned by fellow churchgoers. Or gay people who tried turning to religion to see if it would "cure" them. (Didn't work, btw.) Or they could be atheist or agnostic or Islamic or any frickin' religion they want.

4/25/2010 7:31:25 PM

werewolf

"That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect. Gays refuse to."

Nothing else need be said.

4/25/2010 7:33:09 PM

WMDKitty

STFU, bitch.

4/25/2010 7:53:22 PM

The L

Wow. If the only neighbors you like make you gag, I can't help wondering about your other neighbors...

"Do I go around telling children that drinking is normal & good? NEVER."

As long as it's in moderation, IT IS.

4/25/2010 7:56:43 PM

feralboy12

I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning.

4/25/2010 7:59:56 PM

Newhere

"That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect. Gays refuse to. Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume."

Well you know what assuming does.

It makes an ASS out of U.

And ME, I guess, but I'm not exactly part of your conversation...


(And I do know that was a terrible joke. Sue me.)

4/25/2010 8:16:01 PM

Old Viking

If you hadn't admitted it I'd have never guessed you're imperfect.

4/25/2010 8:16:03 PM



Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are.

So you're saying that your God looks at you the same as, say, a serial mass murderer with a preference for child victims? Yeah, I'll take my various gods who don't particularly care what us mortals are doing (unless we ask for a little help once in a while or seriously screw something up).

4/25/2010 8:25:09 PM

Kevin Klawitter

Gays are not icky - my neighbors are dykes & sweet old hags.
...
But their sexual life is deviant, immoral & unnatural. GAG.

Just a bit contradictory, are we?


4/25/2010 8:31:09 PM

Horsefeathers

"But their sexual life is deviant, immoral & unnatural."

I'm still trying to figure out why the hell you think it's any of your business.

"Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are. I know this and admit it. We are all sinners. Period."

Yet you have the audacity to call this being "Just," don't you? Treating all crimes equally and having only one punishment is not "Just" by any stretch.

"That is the difference. I freely admit I partake of sin and am imperfect."

Yet you do it anyway. I'm afraid I don't understand this reasoning.

"Gays refuse to. Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume."

You'd probably be surprised how many atheists have actually read your Wholly Babble. Some of them are even gay, I'll bet.

"Do I go around telling children that drinking is normal & good? NEVER."

So, if it's not "normal & good" why do you persist in doing it? Why do you expect gays to stop being gay if you can't even be bothered to stop being a lush?

"Do I demand special rights just for me? NEVER."

Gay people are not demanding "special rights" you moron.

"Just live your life your way and, again, STFU."

What the hell was the point of all of this if you're just going to say, "live and let live" at the end?

Maybe you need another drink to clear your head.

4/25/2010 8:39:04 PM

Zeus Almighty

"Every sin is equal to my GOD, so my habit of binge boozing is just as bad to GOD as the dykes' sex-ca-pades are. I know this and admit it. We are all sinners. Period."

But, but, you KNOW it's a SIN and you do it anyway? Repeatedly?

Lucky for you that you guys have that "Get Out of Hell Free" card.

4/25/2010 8:45:18 PM

campbunny

Those rights aren't sp... sigh...

4/25/2010 9:27:16 PM

asw

You say the sins are equal, and yet YOUR sin is legal, and they still can't get married.

4/25/2010 10:02:06 PM



"Mainly b/c they have never read the Bible or are atheists, I assume."

No. It's because they know the paltry couple of lines in the Bible that you use to justify your own bigotry were written by MEN, not God.

4/25/2010 10:26:20 PM

Sisyphus

Yeah but when you tie one on and decide to go for a spin you could kill someone. When your neighbours decide to have sex...*crickets chirping* um yeah, nothing.

4/25/2010 10:38:55 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

So you think your alcoholic binges are bad. But you still do them. Why? Could it be that you don't REALLY think they're bad? Could it be that you're addicted? Please, let's discuss this more thoroughly. I'd love to psychoanalyze a Moonbattery user.

4/25/2010 10:45:44 PM



Sweet old hags? What a terrible way to think of old women.

4/25/2010 10:48:24 PM
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