This was a ploy to shut Hovind up.
Uh-huh... sure. "They" forced Hovind to commit tax fraud. Yeah...Right
He was on to something and THEY KNEW IT
Who are these mysterious conspiritors, and how is it you came to possession of this insider knowledge?
If men were to realize they were NOT monkeys by accident
You would think that the fact that they aren't monkeys would be rather obvious. No one with grade school knowledge of evolutionary theory thinks that monkeys suddenly turned into men, or that men are descended from monkeys. "Common Ancestor" means just that.
but rather were subject to an Almighty God
The vast majority of christians accept the ToE. There is nothing about evolutionary theory that rejects, or is even concerned with your "god", or anyone elses.
who gave them unalienable rights
Really now? You do realize that the person you are taking that quote from was not even remotely referring to the christian god, or any other sectarian deity. Your bible doesn't mention much in the way of inalienable rights.
then this would pee in the cheerios of any Darwinistic/Marxist government that would try to oppress them or control them.
Darwinism isn't an ideology, or a political position, hell it isn't even an "ism". There is no such thing as a "Darwinistic" government and Marxism has be quite roundly trounced.
No one is oppressing you and no one oppressed Hovind either. Kent Hovind made a choice to knowingly and willingly break the law. You aren't defending him, and you certainly aren't defending christianity. What you are doing is defending, excusing, and even condoning criminal behavior, so don't live under the illusion that either your "hero", or your cause is righteous.
Down with the NWO!!
Of course it has to be some big conspiracy. It couldn't be poor judgement in making a criminal the target of your hero worship, so the blame must lie somewhere else.