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Gravity

It's fucking magical

Quote# 72561

How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.


Jona * D, Yahoo Answers 117 Comments [4/29/2010 9:45:52 AM]
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Godbuster

Shut up, there is an explanation, you just didn't bother to look.

4/29/2010 9:49:36 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

Gravity

It's fucking magical

;)

4/29/2010 9:50:09 AM



There actually is a scientific explanation: gravity.

I didn't even have to look that one up.

4/29/2010 9:52:40 AM

ME

WTF .... I don't even know where to begin. The pull of stupid is stronger than that of gravity with this one.

4/29/2010 9:56:01 AM

SleepNeed

Oy vey...reminds me of Insane Clown Posse when I heard that song for the the first time, only replace magnets with gravity.

4/29/2010 10:01:43 AM

Mister Spak

Somebody failed angular momentum class hard.

4/29/2010 10:03:41 AM

Jewsus

Magnets... how do they fucking work?!?

Edit: SleepNeed beat me to it.

4/29/2010 10:15:32 AM

Conspiracy Therapist

Fuckin' Planets

HOW DO THEY WORK?

4/29/2010 10:15:38 AM

Zoo

Why don't you spin right off the earth? I suppose God is holding you down?

4/29/2010 10:22:52 AM

oop

Oh boy! Another Yahoo Answer.

This could be a Poe. I can't believe that someone who can use a keyboard can be this stupid.

4/29/2010 10:23:01 AM

Isaac Newton

We need to talk.

4/29/2010 10:27:54 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

Everyone knows that gravity was a lie spread by the Illuminati to discredit the bible.

Or maybe the Freemasons.

4/29/2010 10:31:00 AM

Pule Thamex

One somehow just knows that this dribbling life-form is actually a lot older than its apparent age of four, old enough in fact to make one suspect that unfunny trolling is taking place.

4/29/2010 10:38:21 AM

ITWastrel

Gravity, Shmavity, Planets would be wandering off and getting high if nobody told them what to do. Thank god forf god, keeping those unruly ADHD planets in line.

Discipline, Making planets keep revolving even when they don't want to.

4/29/2010 10:38:39 AM



Intelligent Falling

4/29/2010 10:41:15 AM

Dan Onymous

Is that even supposed to make sense?

4/29/2010 10:45:15 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Yeah! And it's no coincidence that all planets are round either! Take that athiests!!!

4/29/2010 10:54:38 AM

aaa

Oh dear. How old are you? And what is your level of education?

4/29/2010 11:26:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

" is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth."

Why is it that creationists take something from their own creationist beliefs and try to make it look like non-creationists are ridiculous for believing it? It's creationists who believe that God put each & every planet just the right distance from the sun, including Earth.

4/29/2010 11:43:12 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

All u haters need to step off and lurn sum muthafuckin' science: http://preview.tinyurl.com/yddna3o

4/29/2010 11:44:14 AM

Lucilius

To your left: Zombie Newton.
To your right: Zombie Einstein.
They are coming to eat your brain, then spit it back out because it's rotten.

4/29/2010 11:44:37 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Jona D obviously fails to understand the gravity of the situation.

4/29/2010 12:01:23 PM

Churchy La Femme

To their credit, every response to the OP pointed out that Jona was an idiot. A number of them posited that he went to school in Texas.

4/29/2010 12:03:14 PM

Horsefeathers

"why do all the planets revolve around the Sun?"

Angels push them around the Sun. Duh.

"is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth."

You must be what's known as "not bright."

"i mean, theirs no other explanation."

No. None at all.

"Scientists cannot explain this at all."

Well, not on a fundamental level as far as I'm aware but the concept in general has been understood for a while now.

"it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light."

Revolve the light? You appear to have a unique brand of lunacy. You should patent it quickly.

"if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like."

The angels I mentioned. Duh.

4/29/2010 12:12:13 PM

Sisyphus

Does it make me an elitist asshole that I initially discounted his *ahem* "argument* solely on the basis or his inability to spell or tell the difference between "theirs" and "there's"?

4/29/2010 12:12:37 PM
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