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Gravity

It's fucking magical

Quote# 72561

How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.

Jona * D, Yahoo Answers 117 Comments [4/29/2010 9:45:52 AM]
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#1153297

Freethink

@Frogflayer: (love your name)

Thanxmuchly for your info. I've wanted to post pics,etc.several times but didn't know how it was done here.

4/30/2010 12:37:16 AM

#1153302

SaxMachine

Trolling, move along.

4/30/2010 12:51:43 AM

#1153309

So, another idiot who thinks that gravity is another, ehem, theory.

4/30/2010 1:24:55 AM

#1153316

Large Hardon Collider

homeskool ftw

4/30/2010 1:56:23 AM

#1153326

Princess Rot

Are you an Insane Clown Posse fan?

4/30/2010 4:25:19 AM

#1153335

RevDG

fucking magnets,how do they work?

4/30/2010 5:56:38 AM

#1153337

MooMoo4U

*face palm*

4/30/2010 6:07:07 AM

#1153359

Anon-e-moose

"why do all the planets revolve around the Sun?" tl;dr...

(*pats Jona * D on head*)

Yes, why indeed? Now you go back to your Pop-up Bible for Infants dear, the adults are talking.

4/30/2010 7:06:08 AM

#1153457

Felis >:3

THIS.

THIS is what FSTDT was made for. Gentlemen, you can now close your site down -- it has fulfilled its purpose wonderfully.

EDIT: Is Jona D a juggalo? FUCKIN' MAGNETS.

4/30/2010 9:59:40 AM

#1153465

anti-nonsense

It's called motherfucking gravity, Bitch!

4/30/2010 10:07:15 AM

#1153477

Wandering Scribe

So you're only two possibilities are:

1. Goddoesit
2. The Earth is sentient

Now, excluding your idiocy, what with not knowing about gravity, why does the Earth have to be flighty and decide to stop spinning? Maybe the Earth, unlike your blood-god, would actually care about the incalculable forms of life it is housing.

Betcha didn't think about that one, Jona

4/30/2010 10:21:33 AM

#1153524

Reverend Jeremiah

Gravity..its not just for bongs anymore.

4/30/2010 1:25:01 PM

#1153541

It's Yahoo! Answers. Just nod and smile.

4/30/2010 3:34:21 PM

#1153578

Spencer

Fucking magnets how to THEY work?

4/30/2010 6:43:51 PM

#1153579

Spencer

Damn people beat me to it

4/30/2010 6:44:21 PM

#1153682

John_in_Oz

To be fair, the word 'gravity' is not an explanation, it's merely the name we give to the observed force. It's intrinsically no more an explanation than is tyngdekraft, the same word in Danish.
I have to admit I can't explain it. The main contenders are curved space time, or the impact of gravitons giving a negative energy transfer to that which they impact upon. I'm not clear about the detail of either theory.
However, where the OP goes wrong, is in thinking the choices are just 'accident', 'intelligent design' or 'planetary consciousness'.

5/1/2010 8:30:06 AM

#1153690

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DutJLb-c0vs

Desertphile's gravity video

5/1/2010 8:46:04 AM

#1153866

ThinkingManNeil

Ignoring for the moment your silly and nonsensical anthropomorphication of celestial objects (the Earth can't "decide" to do anything), it's because they maintain the same angular momentum and orbital vectors and velocity they had when they formed from the same proto-planetary accretion disk that the Sun formed from some four and a half billion years ago. When thermonuclear fusion fired up in the nascent Sun's core in what's called the T-Tauri stage, the solar wind from it stripped away more volatile elements away from the inner planets which were still forming, leaving the small, rocky planets of the inner solar system.

I could go to the effort of drawing you a diagram, but honestly I think you're too stupid to understand it.

N.

5/1/2010 9:42:00 PM

#1155083

John Marley

I call Poe.

5/4/2010 8:13:41 PM

#1155174

Moondog

This new learning amazes me, Jona * D. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

5/5/2010 9:30:41 AM

#1155180

Isaac Newton

We need to talk.

5/5/2010 10:26:49 AM

#1155185

SeekerLancer

"Fuckin magnets"

5/5/2010 11:44:52 AM

#1156290

Oh, wow. I hope this person was homeschooled and is not a result of public education being even worse than I thought.

5/9/2010 5:50:38 AM

#1163727

vaguelyhumanoid

Say it with me now:
Fucking magnets, how the fuck do they work?

6/1/2010 8:09:31 PM

#1163925

Kay

Fucking magnets, how do they work?!

6/2/2010 12:48:49 PM

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