It's fucking magical

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How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.

Jona * D, Yahoo Answers 124 Comments [4/29/2010 9:45:52 AM]
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@Frogflayer: (love your name)

Thanxmuchly for your info. I've wanted to post pics,etc.several times but didn't know how it was done here.

4/30/2010 12:37:16 AM


Trolling, move along.

4/30/2010 12:51:43 AM

So, another idiot who thinks that gravity is another, ehem, theory.

4/30/2010 1:24:55 AM

Large Hardon Collider

homeskool ftw

4/30/2010 1:56:23 AM

Princess Rot

Are you an Insane Clown Posse fan?

4/30/2010 4:25:19 AM


fucking magnets,how do they work?

4/30/2010 5:56:38 AM


*face palm*

4/30/2010 6:07:07 AM


"why do all the planets revolve around the Sun?" tl;dr...

(*pats Jona * D on head*)

Yes, why indeed? Now you go back to your Pop-up Bible for Infants dear, the adults are talking.

4/30/2010 7:06:08 AM

Felis >:3


THIS is what FSTDT was made for. Gentlemen, you can now close your site down -- it has fulfilled its purpose wonderfully.

EDIT: Is Jona D a juggalo? FUCKIN' MAGNETS.

4/30/2010 9:59:40 AM


It's called motherfucking gravity, Bitch!

4/30/2010 10:07:15 AM

Wandering Scribe

So you're only two possibilities are:

1. Goddoesit
2. The Earth is sentient

Now, excluding your idiocy, what with not knowing about gravity, why does the Earth have to be flighty and decide to stop spinning? Maybe the Earth, unlike your blood-god, would actually care about the incalculable forms of life it is housing.

Betcha didn't think about that one, Jona

4/30/2010 10:21:33 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Gravity..its not just for bongs anymore.

4/30/2010 1:25:01 PM

It's Yahoo! Answers. Just nod and smile.

4/30/2010 3:34:21 PM


Fucking magnets how to THEY work?

4/30/2010 6:43:51 PM


Damn people beat me to it

4/30/2010 6:44:21 PM


To be fair, the word 'gravity' is not an explanation, it's merely the name we give to the observed force. It's intrinsically no more an explanation than is tyngdekraft, the same word in Danish.
I have to admit I can't explain it. The main contenders are curved space time, or the impact of gravitons giving a negative energy transfer to that which they impact upon. I'm not clear about the detail of either theory.
However, where the OP goes wrong, is in thinking the choices are just 'accident', 'intelligent design' or 'planetary consciousness'.

5/1/2010 8:30:06 AM

Desertphile's gravity video

5/1/2010 8:46:04 AM


Ignoring for the moment your silly and nonsensical anthropomorphication of celestial objects (the Earth can't "decide" to do anything), it's because they maintain the same angular momentum and orbital vectors and velocity they had when they formed from the same proto-planetary accretion disk that the Sun formed from some four and a half billion years ago. When thermonuclear fusion fired up in the nascent Sun's core in what's called the T-Tauri stage, the solar wind from it stripped away more volatile elements away from the inner planets which were still forming, leaving the small, rocky planets of the inner solar system.

I could go to the effort of drawing you a diagram, but honestly I think you're too stupid to understand it.


5/1/2010 9:42:00 PM

John Marley

I call Poe.

5/4/2010 8:13:41 PM


This new learning amazes me, Jona * D. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

5/5/2010 9:30:41 AM

Isaac Newton

We need to talk.

5/5/2010 10:26:49 AM


"Fuckin magnets"

5/5/2010 11:44:52 AM

Oh, wow. I hope this person was homeschooled and is not a result of public education being even worse than I thought.

5/9/2010 5:50:38 AM


Say it with me now:
Fucking magnets, how the fuck do they work?

6/1/2010 8:09:31 PM


Fucking magnets, how do they work?!

6/2/2010 12:48:49 PM

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