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How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.


Jona * D, Yahoo Answers 117 Comments [4/29/2010 9:45:52 AM]
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Anon

Fucking gravity, how does it work!
MIRACLES

6/10/2010 10:27:10 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Percy Q. Shunn

"I weep for the future of my country."

http://www.literacynews.com/2010/03/1-in-5-adult-americans-think-the-sun-revolves-around-the-earth-how-is-that-possible/

Jona * D is clearly one of that 20% of Americans. Consider this: Their previous God Emperor of Fucking Up, George Dumbya Bush, was one of the Religious Right (they also voted for Sarah Failin; and of course Ronnie Raygun in the past). As a result of their choice of the one who had control of their country's fiscal policies, USA is now in hock to this man:



I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords. Better start learning Mandarin. And Atheism, fundies.

Where is your God now?

6/11/2010 9:10:10 AM

John_in_Oz

I confess, between the voyager anomalies, the gravitational effects of dark matter and dark energy, the standard portrayal of gravity as negative energy, the idea gravity is caused by curvature in the geometry of space-time, the idea that gravity is propagated by gravitons, and the idea that these last two ideas are not mutually exclusive, as well as the fact quantum mechanics is incompatible with relativity, I don't know what gravity is.
I try to resist the idea that my ignorance is somehow on a higher level than that of people like Jona, and to not be smug. But its hard.

6/11/2010 9:42:45 AM

NAFFOFF87

family guy was right, christians dont believe in gravity :)

6/18/2010 4:23:39 AM

Rapax Pringer

Fuckin' miracles up in dis bitch.

6/23/2010 2:20:20 PM

ICP

FUCKIN' GRAVITY

HOW DOES IT WORK

6/23/2010 6:57:37 PM

louislois

I'll be damned!

You're stupid as hell.

6/23/2010 7:00:16 PM



*Blink* No, I did read that right. Someone actually <i>is</i> that stupid. I mean, yes there are some questions as to why such a weak force can hold the universe together but that doesn't mean that we can't explain gravity.
Also, why would we need the rest of the planets in the Solar System if the Great Invisble Sky-Man created everything?

7/3/2010 8:44:48 AM



WHAT.

...WHAT.

...WWWWHHHHAAAAAATTTTT.

*head asplodes*

7/14/2010 5:23:35 PM

Kilted_Kaboodle

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

7/26/2010 10:27:51 PM

Se7enSages

Gravity is just gods hand pulling things down? OH FUCK! I'M BEING TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY! A GIANT HAND IS PULLING MY ASS ON TO A CHAIR!

8/10/2010 10:26:26 PM

SpukiKitty

FROM "CALVIN & HOBBES":

CALVIN - "Dad, how do lightbulbs work?"
DAD - "Magic!"
CALVIN - "Didn't you say that's how the washing machine worked?"
DAD - "Right! They're both magic!"

(Later, Calvin clicks on a lamp)

CALVIN - "Look, Mom...MAGIC!"
MOM - "THAT'S NOT 'MAGIC'!!!"

I wonder if this is the same meatball that thinks rainbows are unexplainable?

8/21/2010 6:38:16 AM

Justanotheratheist

Planets with a mind of their own who politely do whatever is best for us here on Earth.

Yeah, right. More world class stupid from the world of fundydom. And WTF does "revolve the light" mean? Jupiter handing a giant torch to Saturn?

8/21/2010 8:38:38 AM

SpukiKitty

...while Uranus wipes himself.

8/21/2010 12:59:26 PM

PD

I gotta agree with the blue text

8/27/2010 7:26:58 AM

Fork

Gravity was discovered quite some time ago...

9/1/2010 12:31:14 AM

Sevagram

No, please...I mean, seriously, stop! I just don't want to believe that there are people this stupid in the world. It's just too depressing.

9/1/2010 5:56:00 AM

paulimusprime

hmm I believe its called GRAVITATIONAL PULL!.... like the moon revolves around the earth... the earth and the other 8 planets revolve around the sun A BIG BALL OF HOT GAS.... theres more proof then some phoney beloney voice in someones head.....

9/13/2010 4:14:47 PM

MoronHunter

It's called gravity and it's whats keeping your dumb ass on earth right now.

11/9/2010 5:49:23 PM

Etoile

Yahoo! Answers: proof that there IS such a thing as a stupid question.

How do Atheists explain the Solar System?

This, and every, solar system came from nebulae.

why do all the planets revolve around the Sun?

This has been beaten to death. Gravity.

is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation.

First, learn grammar. Second, the particular planets in our solar system revolve around our particular sun because they came from the same cloud of dust (the nebula I mentioned). Third, it's not atheists who think that the world is made for us humans.

Scientists cannot explain this at all.

I think they have... and it's nothing like your ideas.

it is clearly designed for all the planets to revolve the light.

Amazing, physics, isn't it? It makes things driven by nothing more than its own forces look like they were intended to be that way. And as for "revolve the light", that makes me think of bugs on a lamp more than planets.

if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping if from doing whatever else it feels like.

Who said planets have minds? Also, grammar's important.

The only good thing I can say is that at least the fundamentalists seem to have accepted that the earth is not the center of the universe.

11/30/2010 9:27:22 PM



Scientist can explain it, you are just too stupid to understand the explanation, apparently.

12/1/2010 1:36:24 AM



Yes, it's true, thousands of highly intelligent scientists that work hard for years trying to make better models of cosmology have been foiled by one Yahoo! Answers comment.

1/2/2011 10:33:22 AM

Swede

How do atheists explain the Solar System? Like this: Listen to the astrophysics, astronomers and cosmologists, they're the experts in this field.

How do Creationists explain the Solar System? Doesn't the Bible and the Church talk about Firmament, everything centering around Earth, the stars being just twinkling lights in the firmament, the sun orbiting the Earth. Is the orbit of Io around Jupiter explained in detail in the Bible?

How do you explain the English language and its grammar? Seeing as you don't understand that (either), I guess you don't...

1/2/2011 10:55:18 AM

The Duelist

Uh... how about gravity?

1/4/2011 5:08:19 PM




There are retards pointing and laughing at you right now bud...

1/11/2011 2:52:35 PM
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