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It's fucking magical

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How do Atheists explain the Solar System?
why do all the planets revolve around the Sun? is that just an accident or do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. i mean, theirs no other explanation. Scientists cannot explain this at all. it is cleary designed for all the planets to revolve the light. if not then your saying one day the Earth can decide to stop and not revolve. if nothing controlling it whats stopping it from doing whatever else it feels like.


Jona * D, Yahoo Answers 117 Comments [4/29/2010 9:45:52 AM]
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jas43

lol
"Scientists cannot explain this at all."

translation

"I cant comprehend it."

1/11/2011 3:17:17 PM



"do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth"- LOL that's priceless. You know that books that say "Mr Mars goes in big circles round Mr Sun and says hello when they pass their neighbour Mrs earth" are intended for 5 year children, right? Coz that is pretty much what your post sounds like.

1/11/2011 4:25:17 PM

Brianisha

Magnetic poles, the moon. As far as doing whatever it feels like, whats to stop you from doing the same thing? There are dark planets in the Universe you dumb fuck.

1/11/2011 4:38:28 PM

Lezemotu

do all the planets have their own minds and know they must do it for us people on Earth. What? what benefit would the planets have for us?

1/12/2011 1:44:24 AM

B K

(sigh)

1/12/2011 8:27:57 AM

cs

Ever heard of an elusive phenomenon called gravity?

Oh wait! It's only a theory! Just like evolution!

Well, I guess we can't explain it then

1/18/2011 1:19:54 AM

Nowonmai

Ooo, someone slept through all her science classes, didn't she?

1/18/2011 2:26:47 AM

Canadiest

Because it "feels like" turning to the East, it's a right wing planet, you'll never change it's mind because it doesn't have one. Right now the Earth apparently "feels like" slowing down and gaining weight as time allows space debris accumulation and gravitational influences

If we get hit by something big it'll change direction or speed, maybe even orbit.
So it could change under outside interference if the solar system "feels like" playing pool.

Honestly, attaching intelligence to astro-forces like Atheists claim anything like that.

1/19/2011 10:00:20 AM

Red Jeska

At least he's not a geocentrist....

2/1/2011 8:51:44 PM

478

Because of gravity. Btw, just because you don't know how something works doesn't mead goddidit.

2/6/2011 7:03:30 PM

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G-R-A-V-I-T-Y Gravity it's fucking magical...the earth cannot just stop and say "hey i just wont spin/revolve around the sun today" because it cannot feel or think.

3/5/2011 2:07:21 PM

whatever

Cue Desertphile... (youtube)

GRAVITYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

3/5/2011 4:53:35 PM




3/8/2011 6:17:11 PM

B K

Rehearse this line, you'll need it fir the future...
'would you like fries with that?'

3/8/2011 6:21:44 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Newton called, he said to die in a fire.

8/27/2012 11:16:38 AM



All the planets orbit the largest celestial body, as that has the strongest gravity. The planets don't care about "us people on Earth"; we are no more special than the dust on the moon, or the ice in the rings of Saturn.

No, Earth can not decide to do anything, as it has no mind or self; as long as the gravity of the sun is strong enough, Earth will continue to orbit it.

Gravity controls it, stupid. People have known about this for centuries. If it wasn't for the Church in medieval Europe, we would have known about it for a thousand years.

8/27/2012 11:45:06 AM

Ebon

Scientists have explained it perfectly well.

9/12/2012 1:43:21 PM
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