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There are 40,000 Americans trapped in the atheistic U.K. right now who desperately need a break from the liberal censorship over there. They are like being stranded in the desert without any water.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 76 Comments [4/29/2010 9:55:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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#1153010
pete

Has Andy ever heard of the Church of England?

4/29/2010 12:44:58 PM

#1153011
IanC

"liberal censorship"?

LMAO!!!

Oh and BTW we have a state religion. But guess what? We don't try and force it on people or anything like that.

4/29/2010 12:45:47 PM

#1153017
caustic gnostic

Even though I've heard it's a nanny state over there, the situation could be much worse...like being stuck in the Southern Baptist Empire of Trashcanistan.

4/29/2010 12:52:26 PM

#1153023
DarkfireTaimatsu

They are like being stranded in the desert without any water.

They are? The people themselves are like being stranded in the desert? Do you even know how English works?

4/29/2010 1:02:09 PM

#1153044
Mrs. Antichrist

Then movie back to the bible belt.

4/29/2010 1:21:59 PM

#1153049


Liberal censorship in an atheist nation?

Funny, I was just reading earlier today about an election debate taking place in a church where the National Front will have a representative taking part.

4/29/2010 1:29:01 PM

#1153051
Murdin

What.

4/29/2010 1:32:04 PM

#1153059
Porky Pine

What, are the airports closed?

4/29/2010 1:44:51 PM

#1153060


I wish I could join them. At least I'd have some fucking healthcare, which I can't get here in Schlafly's idea of a "Christian nation".

4/29/2010 1:47:19 PM

#1153077
BobsOldSocks

"...atheistic U.K."

I wish. You should try these on for size: the Free Church of Scotland and the Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland. They'd give your fundies a run for their money. Some of them wont get on a bus on a Sunday cos they consider it "work".

4/29/2010 2:27:18 PM

#1153080
Old Viking

Atheistic is the antonym of Amurkan.

4/29/2010 2:31:47 PM

#1153081
The L

wat

4/29/2010 2:32:38 PM

#1153090
P

IIRC CP has block banned hold swathes of the internet from editing it - many of the blacked out areas are in the UK. Amusingly some Yanks may be unable to access CP from the UK thanks to Andy.

4/29/2010 2:41:38 PM

#1153109
TGRwulf

Wait, what...

4/29/2010 3:12:45 PM

#1153122
aaa

@BobsOldSocks: I was referring to the stereotype, not the actual place. And i did get into a fight the first day i visited that place. It was fun.

4/29/2010 3:36:07 PM

#1153125
Blasphemina

Liberal censorship, a new oxymoron. Well done, assfly.

4/29/2010 3:40:33 PM

#1153148
Sagan's Ghost

Schlafly? Is that a code name for 'bag of wank'?

4/29/2010 4:55:00 PM

#1153157


Trapped? Stranded? Bet quite a few of them would just as soon stay there. I know I would.

4/29/2010 5:13:27 PM

#1153169
Berny

Of all the places on earth to pick on as godless, the UK isn't one of them. Their head of state is also the head of the Church of England. They are a Christian state whereas the USA are not. Read your fucking Constitution, oh, wait, it was written by them libruls.
Retard.

4/29/2010 5:27:56 PM

#1153173
El Zorro

I wonder if Andy Schafly is brain damaged. I mean, the guy lives in a world of his own. We all have biases, but this is ridiculous.

4/29/2010 5:33:15 PM

#1153184
Jonathan Taber

It's people like Schlafly here that made me realise if god is real he must be a total bunghole

4/29/2010 6:01:55 PM

#1153193
Night Jaguar

I think that if Andy found out that God wasn't anywhere near as conservative as he is he'd become a satanist.

4/29/2010 6:43:56 PM

#1153201
refuter of fundy vermin

Once again Andy Schlafly shows he is among the few single-celled humans on the planet.

4/29/2010 7:20:07 PM

#1153209
Frogflayer

Just thought I'd add this atheistic building. I used to go past it on the way to the pub in my uni days.


Edit: Came out a bit bigger than I expected. Makes sense I suppose, it's a big building.

4/29/2010 7:35:51 PM

#1153215
arcturus

I just read your bullshit and it wasn't censored at all.

It was shite, but I had no restrictions placed on it.

PS. Stay the fuck over there.

4/29/2010 7:56:00 PM
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