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There are 40,000 Americans trapped in the atheistic U.K. right now who desperately need a break from the liberal censorship over there. They are like being stranded in the desert without any water.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 76 Comments [4/29/2010 9:55:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 91
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
WTF?! || meh

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Has Andy ever heard of the Church of England?

4/29/2010 12:44:58 PM


"liberal censorship"?


Oh and BTW we have a state religion. But guess what? We don't try and force it on people or anything like that.

4/29/2010 12:45:47 PM

caustic gnostic

Even though I've heard it's a nanny state over there, the situation could be much worse...like being stuck in the Southern Baptist Empire of Trashcanistan.

4/29/2010 12:52:26 PM


They are like being stranded in the desert without any water.

They are? The people themselves are like being stranded in the desert? Do you even know how English works?

4/29/2010 1:02:09 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Then movie back to the bible belt.

4/29/2010 1:21:59 PM

Liberal censorship in an atheist nation?

Funny, I was just reading earlier today about an election debate taking place in a church where the National Front will have a representative taking part.

4/29/2010 1:29:01 PM



4/29/2010 1:32:04 PM

Porky Pine

What, are the airports closed?

4/29/2010 1:44:51 PM

I wish I could join them. At least I'd have some fucking healthcare, which I can't get here in Schlafly's idea of a "Christian nation".

4/29/2010 1:47:19 PM


"...atheistic U.K."

I wish. You should try these on for size: the Free Church of Scotland and the Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland. They'd give your fundies a run for their money. Some of them wont get on a bus on a Sunday cos they consider it "work".

4/29/2010 2:27:18 PM

Old Viking

Atheistic is the antonym of Amurkan.

4/29/2010 2:31:47 PM

The L


4/29/2010 2:32:38 PM


IIRC CP has block banned hold swathes of the internet from editing it - many of the blacked out areas are in the UK. Amusingly some Yanks may be unable to access CP from the UK thanks to Andy.

4/29/2010 2:41:38 PM


Wait, what...

4/29/2010 3:12:45 PM


@BobsOldSocks: I was referring to the stereotype, not the actual place. And i did get into a fight the first day i visited that place. It was fun.

4/29/2010 3:36:07 PM


Liberal censorship, a new oxymoron. Well done, assfly.

4/29/2010 3:40:33 PM

Sagan's Ghost

Schlafly? Is that a code name for 'bag of wank'?

4/29/2010 4:55:00 PM

Trapped? Stranded? Bet quite a few of them would just as soon stay there. I know I would.

4/29/2010 5:13:27 PM


Of all the places on earth to pick on as godless, the UK isn't one of them. Their head of state is also the head of the Church of England. They are a Christian state whereas the USA are not. Read your fucking Constitution, oh, wait, it was written by them libruls.

4/29/2010 5:27:56 PM

El Zorro

I wonder if Andy Schafly is brain damaged. I mean, the guy lives in a world of his own. We all have biases, but this is ridiculous.

4/29/2010 5:33:15 PM

Jonathan Taber

It's people like Schlafly here that made me realise if god is real he must be a total bunghole

4/29/2010 6:01:55 PM

Night Jaguar

I think that if Andy found out that God wasn't anywhere near as conservative as he is he'd become a satanist.

4/29/2010 6:43:56 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Once again Andy Schlafly shows he is among the few single-celled humans on the planet.

4/29/2010 7:20:07 PM


Just thought I'd add this atheistic building. I used to go past it on the way to the pub in my uni days.

Edit: Came out a bit bigger than I expected. Makes sense I suppose, it's a big building.

4/29/2010 7:35:51 PM


I just read your bullshit and it wasn't censored at all.

It was shite, but I had no restrictions placed on it.

PS. Stay the fuck over there.

4/29/2010 7:56:00 PM
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