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There are 40,000 Americans trapped in the atheistic U.K. right now who desperately need a break from the liberal censorship over there. They are like being stranded in the desert without any water.

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 76 Comments [4/29/2010 9:55:48 AM]
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Night Jaguar

Andy seems to be quite anti-British:

"Right. PRichards, you take liberal denial to new depths, and your British spelling is a giveaway."

http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservapedia_talk:Lenski_dialog&diff=next&oldid=769529

I don't know if he's stilll angry about that whole that American revolution thing that happened 236 years ago or what.

If any of those Americans stranded in the UK start reading Conservapedia they might not want to go back home.

4/29/2010 8:36:00 PM

Nowonmai

The UK is Atheistic because of a Volcano? What fucking drugs have YOU been taking again, Andy?

4/29/2010 9:00:48 PM

Night Jaguar

"What fucking drugs have YOU been taking again, Andy? "

I think the problem is that he is NOT taking certain drugs.

4/29/2010 9:03:47 PM

Vince

How just your gods righteous volcano is.

4/29/2010 9:26:24 PM

PWEOTWEB

This coming from the man who bans people who question Der Führer Schlafly and his policies. Projecting much?

4/30/2010 12:34:20 AM

Swede

Last time I checked, there are planes going from UK to US every day, probably every hour. How are they trapped? In what way are they being censored? (The ash plumes are not really an issue anymore.)

They had a political debate in the UK the other day, I saw excerpts on TV this morning. The Conservative dude pulled it off best, according to the News reporter. The Liberal dude came third in the "race", I think, with the Labour guy (current Prime Minister) in the middle.
As they have a Labour government right now, it's probably a Labour censorship, if there is one at all.

What about your labor party, Andy? What about all labor people in the US. They are truly trapped and censored (remember McCarthy), and have been stranded for a very long time in the desert. When you start rectifying that, we'll cry with you for the poor trapped Americans in the UK.
The countries who actually have a left wing see the US as a country with only a right-wing and an ultra-right-wing. Picture that, Andy dear.

I thought the UK actually had a state church, and is thus MORE formally Christian than the US.
Oh no, sorry, that was just England. Neither Scotland nor Wales have a state church.

4/30/2010 12:46:55 AM

lupinella

Am joining many on this board w/ joyful worship of 'The Oncoming Storm'.
*puts on my Doctor costume: waistcoat, lacy ruff, beaten up leather jacket, long coat, bow-tie, various question marks, extra-long colourful scarf & a celery stalk. Grabs sonic screwdriver. K-9 and a banana.*
Dances around altar.*
What?!

4/30/2010 1:01:25 AM

simply not edible

The UK atheistic?

Their head of state is the fucking head of their church! How in the hell is that atheistic?

4/30/2010 1:18:26 AM



Apparently they're just doing fine and with no lust for coming back. Guess what, why would they go there IN THE FIRST PLACE?. You know, get a visa and all that.

4/30/2010 1:18:57 AM

Pup

Yes, 'atheistic'. It's not like we don't have a state religion or anything... OH WAIT.

This guy needs to learn the difference between secular and atheistic. Not all religious people are nutjob fundimentalists.

4/30/2010 1:25:39 AM

Hasher

Liberal censorship? You do know that Murdoch owns the most prestigious broadsheet newspaper, the most popular tabloid and the main satellite TV network, don't you?

4/30/2010 5:47:51 AM

Cheb Ghobbi

And yet on the UK's Conservapedia page, you're happy to quote the last census that states that 60% (or whatever) of the population is Christian, without the caveat that hardly any of them attend church and it's likely most just put that as they consider themselves culturally Christian.

4/30/2010 6:03:05 AM

Nyder

I spent a year living in Southeast London, down the street from a Seventh Day Adventist church on one side and a Caribbean Baptist church on the other. If Schafly did that, he might have cause to rethink the phrase "atheistic UK".

And as for "liberal censorship," it was thanks to those two churches that I began to build my collection of Chick Tracts, which their members kept leaving in the local takeaways.

4/30/2010 6:24:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

So all those Americans here in the UK have no access to Fux News, nor Rush Limburger? One Word:

OFCOM.

Yes, a government body here that ensures news on both TV and radio is unbiased and free from 'opinions' and personal editorial agendas.

Forced neutrality.

So all the Americans living here can't be exposed to right-wing poison, Andy Schaftafly? Boo hoo; too bad, so sad. Live with it.

@lupinella

What do you think of Matt Smith as the new Doctor? Geek chic, with a touch of student geography teacher, image-wise.

@PWEOTWEB

"This coming from the man who bans people who question Der Führer Schlafly and his policies. Projecting much?"

Andy Schaftafly = Kimmo Johan Alm. Both run sites that are basically a crusty old sock used for personally cracking one off in, in HTML form. Just throwing that one out there.

4/30/2010 6:46:49 AM

FMG

You do realise that the UK technically has a state religion? It just doesn't follow it because following it in the past has had horrible consequences.

4/30/2010 7:55:31 AM

Felis >:3

Easy now. Britain isn't the hellhole that it was in the 1800s. We don't have all the scum any more.

... They've been living in Australia for two hundred years.

4/30/2010 10:04:36 AM

THEJT

WOW...It's retards like Andy that make me happy that i'm an atheist

4/30/2010 11:14:35 AM

anti-nonsense

given the fact that they can leave anytime they want, they are hardly "trapped". If they are in the UK it's cause they want to be there.

4/30/2010 11:22:21 AM

John_in_Oz

If only one of them tried a telepathic magic spell, the volcano would stop!

5/1/2010 7:52:04 AM



40,000 atheists trapped?. Inmigration department both in UK and United States have a word with you.

5/10/2010 8:35:46 AM

P

@aaa:

Glasgow is a place of great variety. In one part life expectancy is only 56 whereas it is 26 years higher just 8 miles away. The problems of poverty have not been the fault of Westminster - before N Sea oil Scotland was heavily subsidised by England, and in fact most of the oil if partitioned by usual conventions would actually have been in English waters and hence arguably it still does after. Ironically oneof the problems Glasgow has is religious conflicy between Catholics and Protestants,as in N Ireland.

5/16/2010 2:15:40 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Sisyphus

"PS to my British friends: your porn sucks. You seriously need help in the adult entertainment business."

Couldn't agree with you more. And now you know why downloadable Hentai exists.

PS to the likes of Hanna-Barbera, Warner Bros, Disney (except Pixar) etc: Your animation sucks. You seriously need mecha, magical girls, gory violence, and fanservice in your animation.

Ever wonder why Stan Lee has approached Japan (specifically the anime company 'BONES') to create his newest animated work: "Heroman"? I suspect this may not be the last collaboration between Lee's own company 'POW' and Japan's anime industry, neither. Excelsior!

9/20/2010 9:30:17 AM

rw23

Liberal censorship? It's true that when an American visitor suggests we privatise our healthcare we do respond quite strongly. And then call an ambulance for them, because it'd be rude to leave a guest lying bleeding in the street.

9/20/2010 11:50:09 AM

Justanotheratheist

Ah, Andy. The man who uses words whose meaning he has no grasp of, but who wants to rewrite the fucking bible. That could be fun.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is just a bloke in a funny costume sent to amuse the tourists, while Westminster Abbey is actually a strip joint pretending to be a church.

9/21/2010 12:04:46 AM

Saringuy

'liberal censorship'

I'm quite sure that's an oxymoron...

4/2/2012 12:27:29 PM
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